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 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 3
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Your mama is SO fat.....Page 1 of 6    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
she has a moon orbiting her

6 people stand in her shadow (at noon)

her thighs say "exuce me" on each step

she visited Cuba and 45 people tried to float back on her
 khari62
Joined: 6/4/2005
Msg: 14
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/3/2005 5:21:34 PM
She uses a circus tent for a mini-skirt!
 Frrosty
Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 20
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/4/2005 10:30:10 AM
She go swimmin and leave ring around THE LAKE!!
 ManAboutMtl
Joined: 8/4/2005
Msg: 21
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/4/2005 11:09:26 AM
...she has her own climate!
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 26
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Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/4/2005 11:51:35 PM
[she once had her bra on backwards and it fit better]

FLMAO-
 little imp
Joined: 10/29/2004
Msg: 36
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Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/11/2005 11:31:26 AM
I like:your mama is so stupid.She stops at the traffic lights and starts dancing because she thinks she is at a disco.
 mr_right_4_u
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 52
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/24/2005 9:20:51 AM
yo mamas so fat she smokes turkeys after sex
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yo mamas so fat i rolled over twice and i was still on top of the ****
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Yo mamas so ugly she has to trick or treat by phone
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yo mamas so fat she bumps into people sitting down
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yo mamas so old she was a waitress at the last supper
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yo mamas so everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil
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yo mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change
 smart__cookie
Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 53
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:37:50 AM
These are just too funny! I wish I could be so brilliant as to think of something, but, sadly, nothing comes to mind, so I will just sit back and laugh. Keep 'em coming!
 sammysalt
Joined: 8/24/2005
Msg: 57
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/31/2005 8:44:17 AM
.............you will look like her some day.
 Se7en9
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 71
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/15/2005 7:41:31 AM
Yo mama's so fat that..

-when she goes to the Beach people try and push her back into the water. save the whales
-Roll over 4 times after sex and your still not off of her.
-She has to have a special Bed made by Cranes and takes 6 mnths to a year to make
-when she goes to a buffet. she just tears off the roof and eats the buffet whole.
 Acecomedian
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 77
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/22/2005 12:47:16 PM
Yo mama is so fat....She went missing last year and they had to use four sides of the milk carton
 Acecomedian
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 78
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/22/2005 12:50:11 PM
Yo mama is so fat...She went to the hospital for a TERMINAL SKIN DESEASE...and the doctor gave her thirty years to live.
 Acecomedian
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 79
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/22/2005 7:51:43 PM
Yo mama is so fat...She went dancing and the band skipped...
 Acecomedian
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 82
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/27/2005 5:49:09 PM
Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is ragu
 prymelord
Joined: 12/25/2005
Msg: 90
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Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 5:34:51 PM
Your Mama is so fat.....


the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
 prymelord
Joined: 12/25/2005
Msg: 91
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Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 5:37:37 PM
Your Mama is so fat......


When sat on a rainbow, skittles spat out.

When she jumped into the air she got stuck

when steped on a weight scale, the scale read "to be continued"
 brawnydog
Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 94
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/30/2005 6:52:27 AM
your mama is sooooooooo fat...
that if they melted her down...there would be enough grease to fry doughnuts for all
of the other fatasses who whine about fatbashers.

moomoo
 sammysalt1
Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 95
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/30/2005 6:54:42 AM
Your momma is so fat because she had to cook two meals, because she ate all of the first round before she called anyone to the table.

Sorry, but its in the humor part.
 sammysalt1
Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 98
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/30/2005 7:48:54 AM
Well your momma is so fat, that they couldn't find your daddy for a week, after she let a might fart in front of him.
 sledracer
Joined: 7/4/2005
Msg: 103
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/1/2006 11:36:19 AM
your momma is so fat that when suntanning on the beach everyone mistakes her for a beached whale
 sledracer
Joined: 7/4/2005
Msg: 104
Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/1/2006 4:49:43 PM
I cant believe this LOL SingleSue here ^^^^^^^ starts sending me hate mail because I posted a joke here,unreal some people have way to much time on their hands
 Sagittarius_Cutie
Joined: 8/13/2005
Msg: 113
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Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/10/2006 2:17:48 PM
sorry a bit different on this 1

Your momma is so stupid ..she took a spoon to the superbowl..
 thatguy276
Joined: 7/9/2007
Msg: 115
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Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 11/5/2007 10:51:27 PM
Yo momma's so fat, she fell on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose.

Ok, a little gross, but oh well...
 thatguy276
Joined: 7/9/2007
Msg: 117
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Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 11/6/2007 5:49:13 PM
^^^Um, what??!!!
 BigBee77
Joined: 4/14/2009
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Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/8/2009 8:47:22 PM
Yo momma so fat, she on BOTH sides of the family.

Yo momma got more CHINS than a Chinese phone book.

Yo momma so fat, she orders everything on the menu except for THANK YOU, PLEASE COME AGAIN.

Yo momma head so big, she don't have dreams, she have MOVIES.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought a QUARTERBACK was a refund.

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