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On a scale of 14 to 86, with 31 being the best and 64 being the worst, I think I'm a solid 19! How could you pass that up?
Well on that number scale, you're null because 14 - 30 haven't even been assigned values. So, you exist but you mean nothing. But I digress.
More seriously, I think the problem is that you come off as someone who just wants fun rather than someone who is seeking an actual relationship, dating or any specific romantic goal. It's important to have humor as you've tried to demonstrate in your profile. But when you don't complement it with any actual serious intent, it kind of amounts to a lot of BS. A perfect example of what I'm talking about is this:
I like spontaneity so I don't know where we're going yet. I can tell you that I will be wearing my special cologne. It's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know it's good. They've done studies, 60% of the time, it works every time.
It's all BS. However, you can be spontaneous, humorous and insert BS but still give them some idea of what's a good time to you or what you expect on a first date.