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 tennistown
Joined: 9/7/2011
Msg: 2
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Welcome to profile reviews.


You have a few jokes listed. I can only share one without blushing.



Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber


Raunchy ones.

You might try rotating some clean jokes in for a week.
Alternate weekly. Dirty to clean, then back to some real humdingers.
See if your mileage varies.






There is a ton more I could write but I don‘t know what is overkill.



Overkill is achieved when you finally run out of room to write on your profile.
Don't ask me how I know.
(Been there, done that.)
 dichoTommy
Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 3
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Posted: 6/6/2014 2:30:46 PM

Overkill is achieved when you finally run out of room to write on your profile.


Truth. I too hit the limit on a previous profile.

The reality is that as long as you entertain, you'll be forgiven a wall of text - but there will be some who will click next immediately upon seeing said wall (but that's usually the point).

While I appreciate what you were going for, if you're imploring, I'd recommend the phrase "moral imperative".

Don't give alternate ways of contacting you offsite - it turns off more than it ever has them contact you (communication is free here, you know), and being against the TOS, can get you banned.

Your profile has fallen short and I'd recommend the profile tips thread as punishment. Read the ENTIRE thing before you come back ;)

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 Hailey_Smurff
Joined: 11/7/2012
Msg: 4
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Posted: 6/6/2014 2:48:35 PM
Oh good grief ! Nobody comes to POF to read recycled jokes. Delete as soon as possible

The first paragraph is good. Then you warped into some lame joke universe.

If you are into philosophy or astronomy, those are interesting, so expand on them. If you are into yoga that is a great way to start a conversation, because there are so many girls who are into it as well.- talk about it.

Delete the part about what you are NOT into - keep it positive and what you ARE into.

You are an adult, you can write more than 1 paragraph about yourself. Go to it.

Needless to say, the pseudo school picture with no background does not help you.
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