I know I need more photos
Has anyone mentioned "photos" yet?
Actually two photos could work well....
Provided they are great ones!
Your second photo is so lame
that you caption it with an excuse,
exactly why you think it's so bad!
I can't tell what is on your face?
"Eye Black" (for a sporting event.)
Your preparing for a Rain dance.
Or, indeed crazy shadows
cast by your very fashionable eye wear.
The good news....
There is an easily solvable solution to your photographical dilemma.
Take a few new pictures,
post them up,
rotate the "Main"
every so often.