im not like most of the guys on here
If you say so,
I'm a believer!
My wild time has passed me (And Trust me it was wild).
This sentence is best said in the men's locker room.
Or, on one of your many late night rendezvous at the comic book store.
Not on your dating profile.
I'm a huge fan of cuddling. Sex is honestly last in my priorities in my life.
^^^ I gotta call bullsiht, on that last sentence.
Even if you put it near the bottom of the list
it's still in the top four?
Wash the Mustang.
Buy a new comic book.