..... i can't point my finger on what can be the problem.
I see three things you could subtly change,
to increase replies to your outgoing messages.
1. The beginning.
Oh my...its you...!
Hello there :)
I do realise that at first taste, i might not be everyone's cup of tea, but don't complain......
Women aren't complete dummy's,
they know you aren't Gods gift to women.
But, a couple of them might think you are.
So, your opening, is not helping you to kiss the girl.
2. The middle.
? 3rd degree cuddler
3rd degree cuddler, is that even legal, in your state?
3. The end.
(In your case, it's the very last word.)
the nutella ad is bullshit. :)
Damn it! I hate when people cuss!
Plus the last word,
that you wrote