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 cookymaker
Joined: 6/28/2014
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It's been a quiet rather dull weekend. On a group FB page, someone started a post called "10 things you shouldn't say on a first date.
For fun, we were asked to add our own
Let's have some fun

What are some of the strange or "cannot believe you said that" things you have been told on a first date.
I will start

"I have to be home by 10. That's when my parole officer checks on me"
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 12/24/2015
Msg: 2
what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/17/2016 7:27:59 PM
"I forgot my wallet."

"Did you know fifty percent of the population will have an STI at some point in their lives?"

"What are the chances we're going to have sex tonight?"
 shutterblink
Joined: 5/17/2015
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what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/17/2016 7:28:42 PM
When I was in my mid twenties a friend set me up on a blind date. I arrived at the location driving an SUV which at the time was not a popular vehicle. When I found my date inside, he commented that he saw what I had been driving and then asked "Are you sure you are a girl - only men or lesbians drive those". I could not have left the table any faster than I did.
 BlackOnyx48
Joined: 1/7/2016
Msg: 4
what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/17/2016 7:32:20 PM
Can I borrow 10 bucks and could you stop at that store...I need to get some panties....
 NJgirl116
Joined: 7/3/2015
Msg: 5
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Posted: 1/17/2016 7:35:14 PM
"Another drink, for real? How much do you drink in one night??"
 HalftimeDad
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 6
what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/17/2016 7:46:39 PM
"Now I know you don't do a criminal records check before meeting a guy. That's something I look for in a woman."

"I'm obligated to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender."

"Do you know what the percentage of Canadian women who have anal sex is? The answer will surprise you."
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 12/24/2015
Msg: 7
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Posted: 1/17/2016 7:52:08 PM
^ Those weren't the reasons I didn't want a second date, Darling. I told you, there just wasn't any chemistry.
 HalftimeDad
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 8
what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/17/2016 7:56:42 PM
Ahem. As I recall, those were the words you said to me. I changed the gender identity to protect YOUR anonymity.
 Lasthookbringsme
Joined: 11/8/2015
Msg: 9
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Posted: 1/18/2016 12:33:04 AM
"I look 35 when I get a haircut." Meanwhile, haircut was done and he still looked 60 at 50.
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 10
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Posted: 1/18/2016 4:44:23 AM
"Yeah, I am separated from my soon 2b 3rd ex wife, I pay 3K a month on alimony, I have children with all of them: but I'm free and single!"
 irishgirl772
Joined: 6/3/2013
Msg: 11
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Posted: 1/18/2016 5:52:59 AM
"I dont always have good intentions" he said on our 1st date. For a 2nd date he suggesting coming over to 'watch a movie'..umm, no.
 Cycling99
Joined: 12/14/2014
Msg: 12
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Posted: 1/18/2016 7:15:39 AM
"OMG: I didn't know you were pregnant!" She wasn't... lol
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 13
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Posted: 1/18/2016 8:24:00 AM
First Man I ever met off POF
"______ isn't my real name, I was afraid you'd google me and see I had been charged with sexual assault" " I was wrongfully accused and the charges were dropped"
Came home, googled REAL name - no they were not
Later that evening he messaged me to ask if I was leading him on. On a truck heading out of the country, maybe :/
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 14
so, what's your thoughts about group sex?
Posted: 1/18/2016 10:06:25 AM
I used to work with a fellow in a band, who (on the first date) got the groupie in bed, and she declared the request to do her like Daddy does...and apparently, that wasn't just a saying.

Whatsamatta's comment about no chemistry reminded me of something along the lines of, "See? I told you you wouldn't be able to taste a roofie in your drink!"

I had a potential "Date" once tell me she loved her primary care doctor, she could get penicillin from him any time. I didn't ask if it was for her kids, the fact that she stopped conversing right there gave me an idea who it was for.

"Don't worry, my brother/father/boyfriend/husband is out of town on a "hush hush" operation for....well, I can't tell you."

"Well, its been five years now since I've set off any radiation detectors"

"How do you like your dinner? See, I tell everyone how great dog/cat/rat/roadkill really tastes if you know how to cook."
 benartflick
Joined: 3/8/2012
Msg: 15
so, what's your thoughts about group sex?
Posted: 1/18/2016 10:13:53 AM
Sorry, because you asked these six no-nos came to mind. The list can go on and on and still not come up with a funny one. But I recommend not saying them on the first date.

"Nice breasts!"

"Ya think ya can fit that entire glass in your mouth?"

"Ya got any swinging girlfriends willing to join us later?"

"You look twenty years older than I anticipated."

"Wanna get married after we eat?"

"You look like a man. Mind if I - you know - check - before we eat?"
 _girl_next_door_
Joined: 2/23/2013
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so, what's your thoughts about group sex?
Posted: 1/18/2016 10:20:38 AM
True story, out of the blue: "if you are ever interested in a threesome, one of my friends with benefits would be all over you."
 benartflick
Joined: 3/8/2012
Msg: 17
so, what's your thoughts about group sex?
Posted: 1/18/2016 10:32:33 AM
Girl - next-door

True (unbelievable and might get me deleted) story.

We were 18 and the first thing she said was, "Do you eat *****?"

I responded with, "No, the playground is too close to the dump."
 south_city
Joined: 10/12/2013
Msg: 18
so, what's your thoughts about group sex?
Posted: 1/18/2016 11:01:05 AM
Do you have any better looking friends or relatives that you can set me up with?
 michelinman2
Joined: 1/11/2016
Msg: 19
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Posted: 1/18/2016 2:17:21 PM
^^^^. okay, that is very funny. Really funny.
 Chromis1
Joined: 9/9/2015
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what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/18/2016 2:47:58 PM
My blind date told me a story. At the end I said "Wow! That's incredible!" She took my words literally. "You're calling me a liar!" Took me 15 minutes to convince her that, no, I wasn't calling her a liar.
 HalftimeDad
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 21
what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/18/2016 2:56:58 PM
At some point during that 15 minutes didn't you think, "Why am I doing this?"

Other things not to say:

Can you get the vasectomy reversed?

Do you like Gladiator movies?

I wanted to see what it would be like to date a girl.
 Canandaigua_Momma
Joined: 12/16/2015
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what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/18/2016 3:02:40 PM
The most unusual thing I experienced was a man who was nearly crying about his ex-wife to me at a FIRST meet!!!!!
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 23
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Posted: 1/18/2016 3:12:05 PM
^^^^^^ Maybe you should've showed more cleavage ?





jk
 NJgirl116
Joined: 7/3/2015
Msg: 24
what not to say on a first date (for fun)
Posted: 1/18/2016 3:14:03 PM
I've cried over an ex on a first date. Not BOO HOO but I got teary-eyed. I was not ready to date at all.
 ndm147
Joined: 8/1/2013
Msg: 25
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Posted: 1/18/2016 3:20:27 PM
I met this guy for the first time. He did not know I was widowed. He wanted to know what my spouse died of and why he was not buried right away ( he was cremated). I almost fell off my chair on the second question. I did not answer the first question.
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