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 Bunz34
Joined: 11/19/2014
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I had this old man talk to me today and he gave me some odd suggestions.
These were that I have black licorice on me because the smell supposedly drives women's hormone levels up and to play 50s music like Ritchie Valens "Oh Donna". I just wanted to see if anyone has heard this or something similar and if it actually works.
Thanks in advance
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
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Posted: 1/30/2016 4:38:38 PM
I guess if you want to pick up Grandma's friends...
 coffeetogo127
Joined: 5/16/2015
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Posted: 1/30/2016 7:23:35 PM
Oh that's so funny but how nice that you spent time having that conversation with him. Bet he enjoyed it.
 Doremi_Fasolatido
Joined: 2/14/2009
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Posted: 1/30/2016 8:45:57 PM
OP.... That old boy knew what he was talking about. Matter of fact it works even better if you tape a chunk of licorice under each armpit.

And.... Here's some more old man advice. Before your date eat a half carton of oreo cookies and skip brushing your teeth afterwords..... The gals can't resist that winning smile and fresh "kiss me" breath.
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
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Posted: 1/31/2016 1:35:06 AM
You are 28 and fit. You don't need that sort of advice about smelling a particular way. A nice aftershave is all that is needed. Playing certain music and smelling a certain way only works if the gal is already feeling the chemistry.
 Bunz34
Joined: 11/19/2014
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Posted: 1/31/2016 2:27:30 PM
But every little bit counts. You can't sweep a girl off of her feet by doing the bare minimum. Also I've heard somewhere that some women like the smell of mild BO. Is this true?
 SunshineGirl__
Joined: 10/7/2014
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Posted: 1/31/2016 3:10:40 PM
A surge of hormones will probably make her PMSy; not horny.

So don’t bathe for a few days, rub yourself down with black licorice, play a song no one’s heard of and brace yourself for the onslaught of female desire. :/
 10_million
Joined: 1/28/2016
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Posted: 1/31/2016 4:17:40 PM
be sure to go to the el cheapo senior buffet on Tuesday b4 2 pm LMFAO
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
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Posted: 1/31/2016 4:58:38 PM
^^^ my dinner time
Licorice> well unless it has the scent of Chanel and money
wth is Oh Donna? Unless of course you sleep with Donna.. then I'm sure that's ok to say/play
OP - this old dude gave you sage advise - is he single? :/
btw.. usually it is used for ulcers or to counteract steroid useage
 Bunz34
Joined: 11/19/2014
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Posted: 1/31/2016 6:53:50 PM

btw.. usually it is used for ulcers or to counteract steroid useage


Haha funny because any in shape guy has to be on steroids!
I'll have you know that I am very serious about my exercise and diet. I also take many multivitamins and use flax seed oil on my skin. I forgive you though for this simple misunderstanding as guys like me are a pretty rare catch.
We're known as trophy husbands.
 coffeetogo127
Joined: 5/16/2015
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Posted: 1/31/2016 7:33:58 PM
Oh that is so cute.
 showboatsupreme
Joined: 1/25/2016
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Posted: 1/31/2016 7:40:55 PM
Did this old man smell nice? Ask for your number?

I heard whale sperm removes wrinkles but I'm not gonna try it.

Trophy husband??

I guess there's always a demand for pool boys...

 10_million
Joined: 1/28/2016
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Posted: 1/31/2016 8:14:48 PM

Trophy husband??

Oh, the old dude was gay & hitting on the OP

Sorry I didn't figure it out till now...
 Ed Bear
Joined: 5/19/2007
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Posted: 2/1/2016 6:16:13 AM
Bunz34, you're not going to last long here with that flagrantly shirtless (forbidden) image.

And I see another user in this thread covering their face in the image..

CAVEAT: They have have changed their photos, or had some deleted, by the time you see my post.
ED BEAR
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 2/1/2016 11:03:21 AM

Before your date eat a half carton of oreo cookies and skip brushing your teeth afterwords..... The gals can't resist that winning smile and fresh "kiss me" breath.

It's oreos and onions! Don't forget the onions! It's very key. ;)

But every little bit counts. You can't sweep a girl off of her feet by doing the bare minimum. Also I've heard somewhere that some women like the smell of mild BO. Is this true?

The smell of a guy in a gym, yes. Pheromones that come off the sweat. Doesn't mean you sweat a lot in any situation -- lol. It's the Pheromones that does that. You could run an experiment and buy some pheromones of a guy's sweat which doesn't have the BO smell and see how that works for ya. Every bit can count -- but sometimes it can be a waste of time to do only a small bit. And don't try and ride off only doing a little bit, while ignoring the basics.
 PennyAnte
Joined: 11/9/2014
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Posted: 2/1/2016 11:43:35 AM
My Auntie Nelly used to tell me to rub vanilla extract on my wrists and under my ears and the men would go wild for me...but all it did was attract bumble bees.
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 2/1/2016 12:31:19 PM

My Auntie Nelly used to tell me to rub vanilla extract on my wrists and under my ears and the men would go wild for me...but all it did was attract bumble bees.

My old roommate told his gf's female friend to wear a tight t-shirt that says "I F*ck On The First Date", and that men would go wild for her. And they did. He was right, too -- she didn't have to spend so much time doing her hair & makeup either. Although, like any gimmick applied to attract the opposite sex, she wasn't finding her prince charming.
 Bunz34
Joined: 11/19/2014
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Posted: 2/1/2016 5:47:49 PM
Nooo! They deleted the pic of my bod!
How am I supposed to pick up women now?
 sun___flower
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Posted: 2/1/2016 7:12:19 PM

My Auntie Nelly used to tell me to rub vanilla extract on my wrists and under my ears and the men would go wild for me...but all it did was attract bumble bees.

I hear you, PennyAnte. My milkshake brings all the bees to the yard. :-(
 PennyAnte
Joined: 11/9/2014
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Posted: 2/1/2016 7:30:54 PM
"Nooo! They deleted the pic of my bod!
How am I supposed to pick up women now?"

You might have to find a personality. That works sometimes you know when you can't take your shirt off.
 Bunz34
Joined: 11/19/2014
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Posted: 2/1/2016 7:39:12 PM

You might have to find a personality. That works sometimes you know when you can't take your shirt off.


My personality...Yeah I'm screwed.
 NJgirl116
Joined: 7/3/2015
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Posted: 2/1/2016 7:53:56 PM
The old man is absolutely right! You know they have licorice cough drops? Chew on those before kissing! Works like a charm!
 PennyAnte
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Posted: 2/3/2016 10:31:56 AM
Back in the 80's they made a perfume with pig pheromones. One for men called MEN the other for woman.called WOMEN. They were in attractive shaped bottles that fit together.

I never bought it because I am afraid of pigs and other typed hoofed animals.
 LadyInWonderland
Joined: 11/27/2015
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Posted: 2/3/2016 2:38:12 PM

"...to play 50s music like Ritchie Valens 'Oh Donna'. I just wanted to see if anyone has heard this ..."

Ritchie Valens - OH Donna HD Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9zULGSMyA
 LadyInWonderland
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Posted: 2/3/2016 2:55:02 PM
The Real Ritchie Valens - La Bamba 2:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok

Richard Steven Valenzuela (May 13, 1941 – February 3, 1959)
La Bamba
Ritchie Valens
Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti
Y, arriba arriba
Ay, arriba y arriba, por ti seré
Por ti seré
Por ti seré
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán
Soy capitán
Soy capitán
Bamba-bamba
Bamba-bamba
Bamba-bamba
Bam
Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti
Ay, Arriba, y arriba
R-r-r-r-r, ha ha!
Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti
Ay, Arriba y arriba
Y arriba y arriba, por ti seré
Por ti seré
Por ti seré
Bamba-bamba
Bamba-bamba
Bamba-bamba
Bamba!
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