I get zero responses
Your profile has red flags
that appear like gigantic red flares in the dark sky.
You will need to remove them pronto.
Relationships should be 50/50
I'm not looking for one night stands . . . .
so you can cuddle up together in front of the telly I'm that guy.
So why not give me a try you might be pleasantly surprised that good honest genuine guys exist!
50 / 50 ???? That's what you tell the guys in the locker room.
She doesn't want to hear that! She wants to hear "She is the first thing
you think about in the morning, and the last as well, just before you fall asleep.
You will get to the 50-50 stage, after the honeymoon phase has evaporated.
So lose the 50.50 part, it's not helping you to kiss the girl.
By saying "one night stands" you just brought up "one night stands.
You just added a seed of mistrust, you better hope doesn't grow.
I am not looking to siphon five gallons of gasoline
from my date's car late at night (while she's asleep.)
So, I don't mention that in my profile. You can check and see.
The "C" word,
C for cuddle. Sure, you think it sounds romantic.
She thinks (at this early stage) a d-bag is attempting to
hack his way inside her personal defense network, to get her cookie.
Save the "cuddling" talk for when you have an actual opportunity, Mr Hands.
Did you just call yourself good, honest and genuine, at the very end?
Don't say you are a "good" guy, show it!
"Honest" people don't go around saying they are honest.
And the "genuine" part? You should describe that with your writings.