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 americanbulldog89
Joined: 4/5/2016
Msg: 1
Gorgeous Women over 50Page 1 of 13    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
I cannot believe all the beautiful over 50 women on this site. Never even looked at older women, I was like why would I want to date my mother for God Sake. Yes I am shallow as hell and I like pretty women, not going to lie about that. I never knew women in their 50's and 60's could look so good. Beautiful hair and makeup not overweight, lovely dresses and many have a college education. Are their profiles and pictures real? A friend said be careful with that online stuff. Some are pushing 70 and I cannot believe what I am seeing.

Do any of you other guys see this? I would appreciate your thoughts and any insight. Am I getting old? I still feel like I'm 20.

I hate to be complimentary about them since they are always running down men here like we are a bunch of dogs.
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 2
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 12:35:27 PM
Definitely some hot mommas out there.

Keep in mind some women don't handle menopause very well.

They come in 2 variations.

1) Down Right Nasty - She resents men but for some reason she brings her vile and nasty attitude to a date. She'll judge you, shame you and...shag you. Her tone between the dates is the same. All men are the same in her book.

2) Blaise/Milquetoast - A yawn fest. She's waiting for you to spark her libido. The blazer and swordfish ain't gonna cut it. Neither will the jokes. She's looking for a reason to be excited again. I call these mothball dates...

Now, the women who handled this phase well? Luckily, they're in the majority and they know how to keep you on the hook:)
 Inner_Gorilla
Joined: 12/3/2015
Msg: 3
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 12:58:30 PM
You got anything against dogs?

I dare you insult dogs by comparing them with male humans. LOL.

And. Sorry dude. Men (me included) are more like pigs.
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
Msg: 4
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 1:35:04 PM
I'm just here to chuckle, carry on!
 Inner_Gorilla
Joined: 12/3/2015
Msg: 5
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 2:10:44 PM
Realize one thing, and you're not going to like it. But all those gorgeous women, with their perfect teeth, beautifully done hair that cost them at least $150, with those working out outfits and abs that required at least 4 hours of Pilates a week, is that they are after one thing only. I am telling you and you have been warned.

They all are after you Purina dog chow.

They will not stop until they have it all.
 americanbulldog89
Joined: 4/5/2016
Msg: 6
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 2:40:27 PM
Thanks for the warning bro, that has crossed my mind.

BTW Ladies this thread is not here to boost your ego's. From what I can tell that's the last thing many of you need.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 7
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 2:52:20 PM
"Keep in mind some women don't handle menopause very well." Man Clooney you sure have a tough time dating :/
We handle it just fine. Should be called womenpause. Male Menopause hits when - 46? Lasts til when - 73?
Next up we;ll have people talking about middle aged. As if 50 is middle aged/ Not unless you live to be a 100.
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 8
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 3:47:50 PM
"I cannot believe all the beautiful over 50 women on this site. Never even looked at older women"


Wait a minute, Mr. Bulldog!

Now....I know I am not the sharpest tool in the shed but the majority of the women in the age range you are talking about......50 to 70....are......younger......than you. ;)
 americanbulldog89
Joined: 4/5/2016
Msg: 9
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 3:56:12 PM
Yeah I guess that would be true, but so what. I'm out of the dating market myself anyhow. Just saying how many good-looking women there are in that age range. Don't let it go to your heads.
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
Msg: 10
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 4:07:38 PM
Mr Bulldog, May I ask why you hide behind a chin link fence?
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 11
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 4:17:35 PM
"Don't let it go to your heads."

Oooh.....yeah.....well.....I'm not over 50....so I guess that doesn't apply to me. I can let it go to my head.

Thank you, sir! :)


Btw....genius....none of the women in your stated age range could be your mother.
But you could be their father. ;)
 dragonbytes
Joined: 9/15/2015
Msg: 12
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Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 4:54:28 PM

I cannot believe all the beautiful over 50 women on this site. Never even looked at older women, I was like why would I want to date my mother for God Sake.


My mom is 89, and I am 63, your mom has to be at least 85 if not older.

Date someone my mom's age? I would be lucky they can walk unaided. I have known her friends.

I say known since 5 of them have died already and I just visited one of the last one's standing, she is in a physical therapy facility for a couple of weeks.

I realize it's just an expression, but it sure doesn't make any sense at our age.
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 13
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Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 5:31:22 PM
Yes, there is. And most of them live 500+ miles away from me.
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 14
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 5:38:36 PM


Male Menopause hits when - 46? Lasts til when - 73?


Man-o-pause kicked in when I had to learn how to cook for myself.
 americanbulldog89
Joined: 4/5/2016
Msg: 15
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 5:51:31 PM
Let me clarify a couple of things as people are already taking offense. When I made a statement in my original post about dating my mother, that is just an expression. I have not been on this site long but have discovered there are a lot of great-looking older women. Now when I say older I mean out of their 20s and out of the 30s. Tried to edit out the mother thing but every time I would hit update post nothing would happen. Now it won't let me edit anything. Everything is relative.
To the poster in message number 11 how can I at age 65 be the father of women between age 50 and 70. I may be dumb so that will need some explaining.
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 16
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 5:59:15 PM
Let's see.....cause I'm not so good at math.......65 - 50 = is......15?

A fifteen year old boy can't father a child?

Need a lesson on how the sperm meets the egg? ;)



Thank you for that! Cause not only did you make me laugh but.....Hot Damn! I think I might have a shot at a Mensa membership! :D (not laughing at you....just excited for me!)


vvvv you are welcome, sir. :)
 americanbulldog89
Joined: 4/5/2016
Msg: 17
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 6:01:57 PM
Got it, thank you

Have no idea what this Mensa thing is but hopefully I'm not pi...ng you off anymore.

Just looked up Mensa. Yes you should become a member
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 18
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 6:37:27 PM
Thank you, sir. I shall send off my application straight away! :D
 americanbulldog89
Joined: 4/5/2016
Msg: 19
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 6:40:30 PM
To the poster in message 10- not being rude by ignoring your question but I just hate to engage with women on here. Never know if the're setting a trap or what they're up to. So if you don't mind I'm going to plead the fifth amendment.
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 12/24/2015
Msg: 20
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 6:41:47 PM

I never knew women in their 50's and 60's could look so good.


I KNEW I was just going through an awkward phase :)
 Onyx49
Joined: 3/6/2016
Msg: 21
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 6:49:18 PM
Yeah, not all of these gals over 50, look like they've be in the spin cycle with a bag of rocks...I'm trying to reel in a yumster now...and she knows who she is.....
 cassie2425
Joined: 3/4/2016
Msg: 22
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 6:57:19 PM
^^^^^ It must be me you're trying to reel in....


Cassie, you're still a goat kissing, flea picking filthy old trick...never let anyone tell you different...


Lol. :-)
 americanbulldog89
Joined: 4/5/2016
Msg: 23
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 6:58:00 PM
Was not going to post anymore but that is a frequin riot bro !! Oh and good luck.

Rererence msg 21
 SLAFFA
Joined: 8/13/2007
Msg: 24
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 6:58:42 PM
They are a dime a dozen in my area.

SOME of them are sharp enough to initiate contact. The sharper ones quickly figure out WHY they get so many bad messages and so few good ones. These reasons are clearly illustrated daily in these very Forums. Over and over and over. Few will get it.

HOW do you tell which ladies are using "accurate" pics? And/or which are actually looking for a LTR?

Time/effort spent creating their profile to include DATES and/or captions AND their willingness to go Oral and/or visual ASAP.

The REAL danger of OLD is probably less than being mugged in a parking lot, struck by lightning or bitten by a Great White while rafting the mighty Colorado river.

"Real" news - most anywhere one might wish to find it - clearly supports this.
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
Msg: 25
Gorgeous Women over 50
Posted: 4/15/2016 7:02:47 PM
Hmmm Mr Bulldog, Poster #10 here. I had no idea a dog could plead "the 5th"?
Beg, sure, sit, roll over, play dead, but "plead the 5th?" You seem to be one talented doggie!
BTW, It also seems you have already been "trapped". After all YOU are behind the chain link fence, not me.
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