I don't seem to get a good reply rate, probably better than most.
Cool story, brah.
Most of your pics S U C K. Delete them all except #5 and #6, but crop your friend out of #6...use #5 as your main until you have better photos. Get some outside with a selfie stick or something. Geez. And lose the sunglasses.
They don't understand how the pyramids were built, because I went back in time and built them. That's why they wanted to put my name under awesome in the dictionary, but I declined not to be seen as arrogant. I climbed Mount Everest, not to see if I could, but I wanted to see how long my paper airplane would fly. I met Jackie Chan once, he couldn't look me in the eye, because he knew if he did, he would bow down and cry. ;0
Really?? Are you trying to be funny? 'Cause it aint workin'
Add some interests....be specific.