i) Do you use alcohol
Yeah, I put ethanol in the gas tank...
ii) How many units of it do you use weekly
I don't fill up my car each week. If you're talking about bodily consumption, ~3 times a week, none at home (when 'out'). 6-12 "units", depending how long I'm out.
iii) Do you consume 'prescription-only' drugs
v) Do you use antibiotics: and are your infections mainly bacterial
I'll use them if/when there is a bacterial infection, once in a blue moon. Antibiotics only apply to bacterial infections.
vi) Are you a recreational user of analgesics, sedatives, stimulants etc
Caffeine in tea, and the occasional Red Bull+H2O mixture when out and tired...
vii) Are you in the habit of making whimsical, inaccurate or even wanton diagnoses
About chicks online? Yes, I can. :) About potential health conditions? No, although going online to certain sites will certainly push people to do that.
viii) If you are diagnosed as having 'just a viral infection', are antiviral drugs prescribed for you
I never had one. I think it takes something pretty serious for those types to be prescribed.