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 NewYorker58
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https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=739750616210555&id=100005268707418

Not sure if you need to be on fb to see this. If it can't be seen, I'll delete it. I need to say more to post this according to pof. 200 characters yet? Probably not. Hmmm, what to say.......lovely weather we're having, Merry Christmas, I like hazelnuts, onions make you cry, why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
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Posted: 12/8/2017 10:55:18 AM
Thanks for the chuckle, I actually laughed out loud a couple times.

I then typed in " things not to say to your husband " but apparently that one doesn't exist .

I wonder why ?


Anyway, I googled and found this :

https://ph.theasianparent.com/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-your-husband/



Enjoy !
 NewYorker58
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Posted: 12/8/2017 2:21:27 PM
Being many men show less emotion than women, women may not keep in mind that they still have feelings and need to be kinder to them. Ladies, men have feelings too. You may need to unzipper their pants to find them☺
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
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Posted: 12/8/2017 2:25:35 PM
Unzipper their pants ?

I guess when all those MALE composers are writing that music that brings tears to your eyes for those crucial moments in the movies they're just thinking with their diks , eh ?
 NewYorker58
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Posted: 12/8/2017 4:25:18 PM
I don't watch tear jerkers myself, but those are the artistic sensitive types that are composing. I applaud men for not being overly emotional. If I were to have something going on, I'd rather speak with a male friend that believes in manning up, instead of a woman that wants to sympathise and cry along with me.
 forumzfishonly
Joined: 12/17/2017
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Posted: 12/22/2017 8:25:06 AM
The worst thing I ever said to my wife was...I Do
😋😄😆😆
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
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Posted: 1/27/2018 4:16:28 PM
Don't worry; it will heal in a week.
 NewYorker58
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Posted: 2/23/2018 11:50:56 AM
Broken link, use this: https://youtu.be/MKmeYPwa42A
 Truckdr
Joined: 7/19/2018
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Posted: 7/25/2018 7:58:10 AM
You're a great lover but your sister is WAY BETTER!

No...... Those pants DON'T make your hips look bigger............ Your hips make those pants look like a thong!
 gotzey
Joined: 5/12/2017
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Posted: 8/8/2018 12:32:21 PM
tsk tsk isn't this a bit sexist ?? If I said "you may have to get there (ladies) pants off to find them there would be an outcry ,, lets see if there is
 Mr_J_Cash
Joined: 2/22/2018
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Posted: 8/8/2018 5:06:42 PM
If your wife ever says ‘Honey, if I die and you remarry would you let your new wife wear my cloths?’

Never, never, never respond with... ‘They are not her size.’
 Clytemnestra
Joined: 6/6/2018
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Posted: 8/11/2018 1:43:14 PM
msg#11:
‘Honey, if I die and you remarry would you let your new wife wear my cloths?’


'Cloths'????
Who wears 'cloths'????

I prefer 'clothes' myself.
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 Mr_J_Cash
Joined: 2/22/2018
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Posted: 8/13/2018 3:57:39 PM

'Cloths'????
Who wears 'cloths'????


DOAH!!!
Oh wait, Tarzan? Jane?

Did you mean this or ??
 Clytemnestra
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Posted: 8/15/2018 10:19:14 AM
Touche'

Tarzan and Jane!

DOAH!!
 Mr_J_Cash
Joined: 2/22/2018
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Posted: 8/17/2018 5:38:49 AM

Touche'…Tarzan and Jane!


I had to save face somehow.
 hemingway234
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Posted: 9/27/2018 6:36:34 AM
gotta love those Unzippers !!
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