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 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 1
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Indeed yet another thread on the topic.

Frankly, I am a bit big (up to a full 3 inches on a good day) and I am worried that that is why women are avoiding me - they're scared of getting hurt. What do you think is the ideal willy size? Women can speak from their own experience and men from the feedback they've received over the centuries.
 Paulineandsalem
Joined: 12/7/2017
Msg: 2
Willy size
Posted: 1/3/2018 1:31:04 PM
Well I could talk about the biggest I ever had.

But if I told you I might have to kill you
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 3
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Posted: 1/3/2018 1:37:21 PM
Under pain of death yeah?
 Paulineandsalem
Joined: 12/7/2017
Msg: 4
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Posted: 1/3/2018 1:45:17 PM
Well remembered lad

You know the score. x
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 5
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Posted: 1/3/2018 1:46:27 PM
Couldnt you two take your "romance" to Private Messages?

Then we could all get some peace.

And I've just eaten....
I read the first three posts, and I'm having trouble keeping it down.
Thanks in advance.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 6
Willy size
Posted: 1/3/2018 2:04:38 PM
^^

wtf are u talking about exactly? Age fu.cked up your sphincter (just like your anything else) not me. This is obvious no? Happens to everyone.
 Hostess68
Joined: 8/25/2015
Msg: 7
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Posted: 1/3/2018 2:46:56 PM
Big willies are over rated... I'm of small build and sometimes I just cant look them in the eye...
 Paulineandsalem
Joined: 12/7/2017
Msg: 8
Willy size
Posted: 1/3/2018 2:58:01 PM
Size doesn't matter. What you do with it that counts

Unless you have two inches then it does

Just as well you have 3 Paul. Ha!

Your words. Not mine
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 9
Billy size......
Posted: 1/3/2018 3:03:36 PM
It's obvious to me that Jo and I are a bit old and it's quite natural for us to ask the question to ourselves.. are these people for real? They are Young, hostess is in her forties and has a very young outlook for that age similarly the pauls, it's obvious that pauline met Paul and was attracted to him. she's not lying and I know because she mentioned it in despatches on the epic drunk thread. And this is how people act when they are quite pleased with each other. It's up to us oldsters age 53.5 and above to gird our loins and react favourably to it. Rarely does the youth trouble our pro-labour.. anti labour..monetary collapse posts . Let's cut the UK forums youth some slack.
 Hostess68
Joined: 8/25/2015
Msg: 10
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Posted: 1/3/2018 3:45:34 PM
Young outlook? Jesus on a bike I wish! I am just open to humour which deludes you all!
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 11
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Posted: 1/3/2018 3:46:39 PM
Worshipping at the altar of Broflake's willy Sister Snowflake prayed and prayed herself into near-total bliss when the all seeing and all knowing voice broke her focus:
"No, no stupid woman...a thousand times NO, that is not how you do it!"
"How then can I please you, divine lord?"
"You can't...I will have to please myself!"

....cue one very frustrated saintly nun...but not so in the case of this lady

https://culturacolectiva.com/history/teresa-of-avila-spiritual-orgasm/


“In his hands, I saw a great golden spear, and at the iron tip there appeared to be a point of fire. This he plunged into my heart several times so that it penetrated to my entrails. When he pulled it out I felt that he took them with it, and left me utterly consumed by the great love of God. The pain was so severe that it made me utter several moans. The sweetness caused by this intense pain is so extreme that one cannot possibly wish it to cease, nor is one's soul content with anything but God. This is not a physical but a spiritual pain, though the body has some share in it—even a considerable share.”


@ Billy, it would be delightful to witness proper genuine affection but theirs is a desperate act.

Besides, I heard a rumour my real age is 40.
 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
Msg: 12
Willy size
Posted: 1/3/2018 4:06:53 PM

Couldnt you two take your "romance" to Private Messages?



Cheer up grumpy, i think it's Fan Dabi Dozi!
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 13
Willy size
Posted: 1/3/2018 4:14:18 PM
It is fan dabi dozi I'm sorry yet again ..sorry hostess..I think scarey made me laugh I'll have to come out of the box to ponder it all..


If it was true scarey you and paul would be in the same ball park . I don't know much but in a lot of films romantic couples always have a beef until the end when they kind of go mental and start snogging. .do you worry there is a similar dynamic...


I was young once. When I was about 22 I stayed out until
about 5 or 6 in the morning and I was nearly home and I
realised I should be at work it was a Saturday so I went
back into town . So I was in charge and I had to convey
instructions to guys who had come from other jobs .
Any way I was explaining to one guy and I remember him
Saying you're not making much sense... and at tea time when
he came to find me I was asleep on the staircase.
He seemed full of pity and wondered aloud if I should
just go home and I did. On monday my boss who I had deputised
for sent me straight to Moorfields because my
Eyes had gone red blue yellow orange etc..but the doctor
said I was alright and it would all go in a few days. I asked
him what could have caused it and he said if I had been
drinking and then vomited and had nothing else to vomit
maybe that? I said I don't really drink. He then said perhaps you were sneezing. Old git.
 Hostess68
Joined: 8/25/2015
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Posted: 1/3/2018 4:24:03 PM
People will talk billy!

In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread.
Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 15
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Posted: 1/3/2018 4:59:34 PM
Billy, I absolutely definitely do not worry that there could possibly be a similar dynamic, I'm saving myself for Leon. Only 30 years to go before I'm old enough for him!

Is sneezing a euphemism for something else?

They wrote a song for that situation you found yourself in.

"Amazing Grace, How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost, but now am found
T'was blind but now I see"
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 16
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Posted: 1/3/2018 5:36:12 PM
No one's posting ..I don't think it was a euphemism but
I am quite slow on the uptake..I remember Maggie on the
Michael Aspel show once wondering why the audience
was giggling at her phrase that she always like to be on
the job..? ? ..I'm watching videos of Bill o Reilly and David letterman.
Really like David letterman colbert doesn't compare. .
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 17
billy size
Posted: 1/3/2018 7:29:11 PM
I think I might step back from this one -
my pictures (hopefully) speak for me.
I always remember the on forum thing between
? Trader & ? Rose in Plymouth, which did not end well.....
PM is probably the sensible way forward here (perhaps?).

 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
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Posted: 1/3/2018 7:55:32 PM
Size matters yes and no.
It also has a lot to do with the
design of the lady.
After children a lady (some not all) can
accommodate a larger man.

I remember a gentleman I became
involved with. The day came of intimacy
and the moment I saw it...it was a no go!
 calliopedreams
Joined: 11/21/2017
Msg: 19
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Posted: 1/3/2018 10:17:23 PM
David Letterman had a MORNING show about 1983/4. It was really his best work. I used to be so happy, when i was home sick, to watch it. That was before he was in it for the BIG $$.

Anyway, i had a wonderfully satisfying romance with the man who probably was least endowed. It was just something about the angles, i think. Another lover did not pan out, since he was a little too generously equipped. I did consider engaging him in the spring to plow the actual furrows in my garden.

I think all the UK is sleeping now, Cyndi.
When you "saw it," were you terrified? Did you toss a warm popover in its direction in the hopes of distracting it, so you could make an escape?
 calliopedreams
Joined: 11/21/2017
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Posted: 1/3/2018 10:28:53 PM
Oops ... the Lettterman morning show was June 23-Oct 1980.

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a34945/letterman-morning-show/

I recall being quite unwell that summer.
 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
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Posted: 1/4/2018 3:16:37 AM

I think all the UK is sleeping now, Cyndi.
When you "saw it," were you terrified? Did you toss a warm popover in its direction in the hopes of distracting it, so you could make an escape?


Cassie I could have tossed all available but he wasn't detoured in the least.
I set him up with a friend who could accomadate him.
They are still together to this day.
 Hostess68
Joined: 8/25/2015
Msg: 22
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Posted: 1/4/2018 4:37:40 AM
Had a man with a really large one once - First time I saw it I said 'My Lord! You could hang ya washing on that!'. He replied 'Its not for hanging washing on; it's for cleaning ya teeth with'.
Romantic huh? ;)
 Athena_93
Joined: 12/22/2017
Msg: 23
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Posted: 1/4/2018 4:56:26 AM
Did you end up cleaning your teeth?? haha
I have just discovered the wonderful world of these forums and this is the first post i come across - outrageous!
Answer: for me, not so much (size of the ship and all that) but I have found that the confidence that "larger" men have can be advantageous.
 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
Msg: 24
Long schlong
Posted: 1/4/2018 6:47:40 AM
Once you’ve witnessed childbirth head on any confidence you had in your manhood evaporates.
 RoxyMoronic
Joined: 6/7/2016
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Long schlong
Posted: 1/4/2018 7:49:53 AM
Can I just say I use mine as a washing line. I can peg a whole wash on it.
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