Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
     
Show ALL Forums  > UK forums  > Dating a pair of tets      Home login  
 AUTHOR
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 1
Dating a pair of tetsPage 1 of 2    (1, 2)
It happens. I'm dating (temporarily) this fugly girl (I suppose she would classify as a girl? Fingers crossed.). She's just plain horrendous - no way of sweetening this up really - and the reason I'm dating her is simply the fact that she's got a truly amazing pair of melons. Watermelons actually. Can't tell you the colour of her hair or eyes but I could described her tet in more detail than a typical D1ckens novel. I suppose this is what objectophilia feels like. Whatever; not the first time I have to deal with this. (Mumbles)

Ever wondered? Why would nature waste such a marvelous endowment this way? Weren't tets meant to lure the males in so as to propagate the human species? Well, despite her amazing tits, that ain't gonnae happen any time soon for this girl. Kinda, who would want to be responsible for bringing into this world a human-klingon hybrid?

Indeed, nature must have one hell of a twisted sense of humour if you ask me. Ehh..the suffering I have to endure.... (Mopes about)
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 2
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/9/2018 5:37:55 AM
(sigh)
You're at it again then...........

 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 3
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/9/2018 6:07:08 AM
-rabbit

Now, now, that's enough. She deserves to be addressed using animate/human pronouns at least no? Enough's enough.

PS: Was it you who voted this thread to be deleted? When will you learn to ignore what you don't like? tsk tsk tsk
 Hostess68
Joined: 8/25/2015
Msg: 4
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/9/2018 4:02:09 PM
My tets are round and bouncy and not bad for a 50 year old! And they do attracted half dead rich men who I could take full advantage of if I chose however, I am more than a pair of tets so choose to sue my employer instead
 feirene
Joined: 1/3/2017
Msg: 5
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/9/2018 5:51:47 PM
Nature gave big tets to fuglies so that they also had a chance to pass on their genes. Luckily it also gave men some kind of weird obsession with tets so that this would happen.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 6
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 2:56:18 AM
-host
They don't sound that half dead chasing tet to me, em filthy old bstrds! Indeed, once the puberty curse hits you, you never have enough of the tet. Never.

Ps: there's a saying which goes something like: a picture speaks a thousand words. Expert feedback? I'll oblige give the description you've just given.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 7
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 3:02:52 AM
-Feirene
I must admit that I never thought of it as an obsession; however, I bet it would fit the definition like a darn glove. You're a tad too smart for a woman, Irene, love. Better tone it down a few notches. Xx

Let me ask: are women attracted to each others' tits n arse perhaps too? Got to be honest else I'd rather have you ignore this. Ta.
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
Msg: 8
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 5:52:43 AM
Hilarious... the hapless OP trips out on half a glass of shandy, steps in front of a pub toilet mirror and in a stupor of double vision, mistakes his shiny bald noggin for a pair of breasts. Nothing changes, does it? Hes still trolling.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 9
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 6:27:42 AM
-orange
Anger, bitterness and jealousy won't get you anywhere. Learn not to blame others for your weaknesses and failures. Work on them instead. Do the best you can. May Allah be with you. xx
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
Msg: 10
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 7:37:39 AM
Why woild I have to be angry or bitter to laugh at your made up attention seeking stories? Its just a return to form for you, to try and get a reaction. See the narcissism thread.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 11
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 9:37:29 AM
-All
Brethren and sistren, please check orange out. My patience has a limit i.e. DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF CAUSING TROUBLE IF THE COFFIN DODGER KEEPS ON BEHAVING LIKE A C0CKEND


In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread. Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 feirene
Joined: 1/3/2017
Msg: 12
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 10:23:46 AM

Let me ask: are women attracted to each others' tits n arse perhaps too? Got to be honest else I'd rather have you ignore this. Ta.


Me personally? No. But there are women who don't mind if a guy has moobs or are bi or gay and typically feminine attributes will be attractive to them.

I have admitted previously that i think guys look better in womens underwear than women do but it is because they are men, with a more typically male physique, that i think this is so.
 calliopedreams
Joined: 11/21/2017
Msg: 13
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 11:18:02 AM
Gawd - how tragic!

But, look at it this way ...

No matter how horrific your situation, the woman you are seeing is surely the one who is truly suffering in having to stoop so low as to date outside her species!
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
Msg: 14
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 12:05:39 PM

-All
Brethren and sistren, please check orange out. My patience has a limit i.e. DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF CAUSING TROUBLE IF THE COFFIN DODGER KEEPS ON BEHAVING LIKE A C0CKEND


Here, ladies and gentlemen, we see the true narcissist at work: if his farfetched story is to be believed, not only does he admit to using another person for his satisfaction, despite his obvious derision at her attractiveness, but he also deflects and projects his lack of moral fibre onto others. He can't help himself.
 feirene
Joined: 1/3/2017
Msg: 15
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 12:12:49 PM
I doubt he even has a gf and is just bored and thought he was funny, he kind of was.

In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread. Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can post to this thread.
 Forrest Grump
Joined: 6/2/2007
Msg: 16
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 3:17:59 PM
I think everybody wants to know –


Did you get on with her guide dog?









I’ll get my coat.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 17
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 6:49:06 PM
-feirene
See. I was under the impression that women loved playing with each other especially the younger ones - up to early 20s, say.

I see; however, I do not think men actually do look better than women in women's underwear. The fact that men lack curves is a problemo. No curves (strategically placed) = not attractive most of the time.

Gustibus at the end of the day.

- calliopedreams

(¬_¬) (¬_¬) (¬_¬)
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 18
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 7:18:26 PM
-Grump
I do not get on too well with her guide dog but I do get on very well with your mum, as a matter of fact. Was just having a wee chat with her in fact. She said it's scorching hot where she's at at the moment. The psychic has just left.


In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread.

Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 19
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 7:52:24 PM
-orange

"Here, ladies and gentlemen, we see the true narcissist at work:"
There. He's diagnosed me (over the net) as narcissist in spite of the fact that he's never spent a day at school let alone earn a degree. I mean; how's one supposed to take this geezer seriously?

"if his farfetched story is to be believed,"
Dating of any sort is far-fetched as far as you are concerned. I still remember how proud you were when you finally managed to get a date with an 80 year old mummy from pof. Bragging about it on the forum and shouting it from the roof tops just like a 13 year old on his first date. Ridiculous if you ask me...

"not only does he admit to using another person for his satisfaction, despite his obvious derision at her attractiveness,"
What's wrong with that? What's wrong with using someone for your satisfaction if she's good with that? Perhaps she's using you too. Also, I did not identify the person in question for a reason. I know she does not read this forum, so it's all good; "derision" or otherwise. Then again, if we cannae laugh at ourselves and each other, then all that's left is crying, mate, aye? We'd all end up as boring and uninteresting as you. The world would turn into on hell of a dull place.

"but he also deflects and projects his lack of moral fibre onto others. He can't help himself."
I think you are obsessing her. Stop reading pop-psychology off the net, pal. You're making an a55 of yourself.
 feirene
Joined: 1/3/2017
Msg: 20
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 8:04:27 PM

See. I was under the impression that women loved playing with each other especially the younger ones - up to early 20s, say.


Porn is not real so i don't think this is the case.


I see; however, I do not think men actually do look better than women in women's underwear. The fact that men lack curves is a problemo. No curves (strategically placed) = not attractive most of the time.


Your prerogative.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 21
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 8:10:07 PM
"Porn is not real "

I saw that coming xD

Bull aside.. I think it is the case. Women experiment with each other much more than dudes do and I can totally understand why that would be the case. Women are pretty (generally speaking)
 feirene
Joined: 1/3/2017
Msg: 22
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 8:37:37 PM
If you've ever been on a hookup site you'd know it's the guys doing all the experimenting.

In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread. Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 23
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 10:04:20 PM
Experimenting alright but not with other men, no? I mean, it must be pretty awful having to, say, suck a willy or getting sprayed or some sht like that. Not much to experiment about imo.

In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread.

Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 feirene
Joined: 1/3/2017
Msg: 24
view profile
History
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 11:01:29 PM
You have lived a sheltered life my boy.

In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread. ffs.Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 25
Dating a pair of tets
Posted: 6/10/2018 11:22:18 PM
Are you telling me that I'm one of the last few men virgin-of-arse left around? Well, then, I guess that's the way it's gonnae be then. I'm handling no c0ck let alone sit on one. You guys can experiment as much as you like. I'm appalled. (Walks away)
Show ALL Forums  > UK forums  > Dating a pair of tets