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 JAXTC
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Has anyone ever worn a disguise to a first meet just to make absolutely sure the person they are meeting doesn't look like anything other than their picture? Especially those with bad eyesight who can't do a drive by and need to get up close to be sure.
I have a first meet this weekend and was thinking about wearing a wig, dark glasses and moustache with a picture of the person I'm meeting picture in my phone so I can walk around the bar and pass them if they aren't up to standards. If they are I can just go into the bathroom stall and change quick like Clark Kent. (And no I will not be wearing a tinfoil hat as part of my disguise.)

I may also send in a double or "stunt man" to take one for the team if they report back that the woman isn't the hot babe in the profile pics.
Anyone ever wear a disguise to a first meet?
Posted: 7/16/2018 1:25:25 PM
Why go to all the trouble of a disguise. Just tell her before hand you will be bringing a paper bag. If you hand her the paper bag and mutter the words, " here, would you mind wearing this?", that you probably aren't going to be a match.
 JAXTC
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Posted: 7/16/2018 1:29:03 PM

Why go to all the trouble of a disguise. Just tell her before hand you will be bringing a paper bag. If you hand her the paper bag and mutter the words, " here, would you mind wearing this?", that you probably aren't going to be a match.


She might want me to wear the paper bag over my head which I wouldn't mind because according to women it's what's on the inside that counts.
Anyone ever wear a disguise to a first meet?
Posted: 7/16/2018 1:40:36 PM

She might want me to wear the paper bag over my head which I wouldn't mind because according to women it's what's on the inside that counts.

Bring two paper bags, one for each of you. She will probably think you are one real romantic bugger. I bet not too many other guys have brought her matching paper bags on the first meet. Oh, that is kinda true about looks not mattering, you do need to make up for the lack of looks with good tongue action or a big wallet though. If you lack all three, you may as well just stay at home with your paper bags.
 BLONDE_ANGEL_1
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Anyone ever wear a disguise to a first meet?
Posted: 7/16/2018 1:44:05 PM
OP just stay home & watch free porno on the internet...
 MsMicki
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Posted: 7/16/2018 1:46:12 PM
and create more idiotic threads....
 JAXTC
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Posted: 7/16/2018 1:52:13 PM
That might be a good new blind dating show "Coffee and Paper Bags". You both show up to your first meet with paper bags on your head with a heart on each. Take them off at the end of the date and either like each others looks or be handed plastic bags to wear and just put yourself out of your misery.
 JAXTC
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Posted: 7/16/2018 1:54:49 PM

OP just stay home & watch free porno on the internet


What else do you think I'm doing while posting on here?
 L_LuuLuu
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Posted: 7/16/2018 3:46:05 PM

That might be a good new blind dating show "Coffee and Paper Bags". You both show up to your first meet with paper bags on your head with a heart on each.


Just don't it at Starbucks. They're phasing out drinking straws.

 TomásIasan
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Posted: 7/16/2018 4:52:40 PM
Actually wore a disguise it was a halloween party does that count?
 LetitiaLeGrande
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Posted: 7/16/2018 5:48:03 PM
You could choose a venue where you could see them arrive before they may see you. Chances are she wont turn up anyway. If she was a hot babe who is sane she would not need to be on dating sites such as these. If she turns up and is not anywhere near like her pictures you would be quite within your rights to finish the date and state why. or....

You could insist on video chat first to see how she is in general.....Have you heard her voice?
I would getting on the phone and having a chat...
 flowersinthelake
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Posted: 7/17/2018 4:22:36 AM
This isn't original. The message that precedes the meet is the trick. People message you first, disguised in their BS best, always! The disparity in their looks in twenty-year-old photos (and age, job, marital status etc) could easily fool their acquaintance in the present -- no funny glasses and mustache required.

Surprise! The shock-value alone is why they showed up in their true form.
 Manofsubstance1970
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Posted: 7/17/2018 5:35:27 AM
"Lol...I cud wear a cape n a mask...like a super hero n her reaction might be a positive one;) I would say I have come to save u from all other men n I will be ur hero for life lol"
 BLONDE_ANGEL_1
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Posted: 7/17/2018 7:52:37 AM

This isn't original. The message that precedes the meet is the trick. People message you first, disguised in their BS best, always! The disparity in their looks in twenty-year-old photos (and age, job, marital status etc) could easily fool their acquaintance in the present -- no funny glasses and mustache required.


It's been soooooo long since I did OLD, but I used to say that some of the photos were sooooooo old, they were daguerreotypes!

Both genders:

blurred
far away
old pix
photoshop
myspace angles
hiding behind other ppl or things
hair in the face
baseball caps to hide the bald
overlit to hide wrinkles
stealing another person's pic
sunglasses
cup or mug over mouth/face
cutesy holiday frames-clip art around the face/main photo
motorcycles
coat to hide fat bod
turtleneck/scarf to hide double chin

some of the men I met from old were heavier, balder, older/uglier than their pics, some looked just the same, some better.

At some point, I said: "fvck this, I'll do real life"
LESS BS
 MeramecRiverRat
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Posted: 7/17/2018 10:40:50 AM


I may also send in a double or "stunt man" to take one for the team if they report back that the woman isn't the hot babe in the profile pics.


If she is the hot babe (or better), he might behave as in Something About Mary and pursue her himself, telling you she's obese with a bunch of kids, in a wheelchair, etc.
 BLONDE_ANGEL_1
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Posted: 7/17/2018 11:15:04 AM
I once heard in porno movies, when they have to do a close up/money shot, if the male is...tired, they use a "stunt d1ck"
 from site to sight
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Posted: 7/17/2018 1:46:28 PM
If a guy walks in wearing a diaper and is talking gobbley gook, would anybody believe him if he says he's Donald Trump's stunt double?
 BLONDE_ANGEL_1
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Posted: 7/17/2018 2:08:58 PM
^^^
WOULD BE OVERQUALIFIED IMO







In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread.
Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 7/17/2018 7:39:52 PM

Has anyone ever worn a disguise to a first meet just to make absolutely sure the person they are meeting doesn't look like anything other than their picture?

Dumb idea to have a costume. And regardless, no picture required FFS. You don't have Alzheimers. Better than scheming, make it aimed for a quick date IF it's a gal you're taking a chance on where it's not clear she will look like her photos (1 maybe 2 pics; shoulder-high only; MySpace angles; etc).

If you're HellBent on doing this because you think she Could really be unattractive:

- Say you're going to be wearing a [white] t-shirt and shorts, and a reminder you have [your-color, length] hair. And to text ya when she gets there. Her eyes are going to look for this. No costume needed.

- You get there early at a place with a bar, when it's Not dead as your spot -- wearing a hat, a flannel over your [white] t-shirt buttoned up, and jeans.

- And sunglasses that you can see through up close but not a bit away, optimally. You can have them arched on your forehead walking in, talking to the bartender, and sitting next to people at the bar, meshing in -- and putting them down when she should be strolling in.

- You peer to the door, you'll mall watch, but not Obviously looking for someone.

- Shortly after she walks in, you'll be able to tell it's her, even if at a decent distance. It'd take a near-doppleganger looking around for someone for you to be confused.

- You leave if she's 50lbs heavier / uglier. You walk to the bathroom when she's peering away, and take off your flannel, tie around your waist, put your hat in your back pocket, and your glasses in your front pocket. Walk out and say hi.
 JAXTC
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Posted: 7/17/2018 7:47:10 PM

I once heard in porno movies, when they have to do a close up/money shot, if the male is...tired, they use a "stunt d1ck"


You "once heard". Uh huh. What is with you and porn movies woman? Are you trying to tell the forums something?
 NewYorker58
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Posted: 7/18/2018 1:53:54 AM
This would be a great disguise, and if the woman looks like her pic, keep it on and use it as an icebreaker. It would be funny if the guy told the woman beforehand that he won't be d!ck on the date☺

http://www.drunkmall.com/dick-nose-face-mask/
 lulz567
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Posted: 7/21/2018 6:32:30 PM
No I just leave. I’ve done it a couple of times . I don’t feel I lack the confidence enough to wear a disguise.If you look like someone else or I’m not comfortable ,I just say I think we will end it here and leave.
 HUMHUMA
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Posted: 7/22/2018 3:37:53 AM
LOL....Kind of lame I'm thinking....only thing I have noticed is those pictures that are posted with the profiles are when they think they looked their best...…20 years ago!....lol....I wouldn't have the balls to do that and would want the one I was meeting to know what I looked like NOW.....funny stuff!
 dinno76
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Posted: 7/24/2018 5:24:56 PM
If both parties are married then it would be a good thing to wear a disguise.
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 7/25/2018 8:50:24 AM

If both parties are married then it would be a good thing to wear a disguise.

If you can't meet at any public place without being seen without a costume -- you shouldn't be partaking at all. You're doomed regardless.
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