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 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 1
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Aye. It is. Kinda, to be told that you fire blanks. Total, abject, utter blanks. I fkn said TOTAL BLANKS! (mopes)

Anyhow, despite never wanting any puppies of me own, I still am feeling awful. What do I do now? Rope+wee chair? I feel defective as fk. Like missing an arm and both legs. (mopes a bit more)

Counsela?! I need help .. (mopes a lot)

(mopes to death)
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 2
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Posted: 8/9/2018 11:31:39 AM
Oh look, its Jackanory! It's a squirrel! It's Mr I date I date don't you know I date, starting a complete pile of shite. Yes, that's right, you've had a couple of shags with your imaginery gf and she's not pregnant yet. She'll kick you into touch(if she exists) when she finds out what a pea brained moron you are and then you can go back to your right hand. Mopes. Cries....

 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 3
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Posted: 8/9/2018 11:48:37 AM
:O
wtf! paul! That's bloody insensitive ... this is for real.

" what a pea brained moron you are..."

:O what?!?!?!?
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 4
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Posted: 8/9/2018 12:06:26 PM
For real. Sure it is. You post something every other week about trying to get into some randoms knickers. Oh is that not all true??? Mr talks shite is in a serious relationship and he's trying to get her pregnant? Good luck to her, she'll need it. I have honestly not laughed this much in ages.

 acrosstheplains
Joined: 8/1/2017
Msg: 5
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Posted: 8/9/2018 12:08:01 PM
I'd hate to think I could get my hand pregnant too.........
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 6
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Posted: 8/9/2018 12:12:26 PM
folk ... I'm not kidding... this time round.
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 7
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Posted: 8/9/2018 12:20:33 PM
Really? You're not kidding. Sure you aren't. You write a new thread every other day about trying to get into someone's knickers and all the time you've got a serious long term gf you are trying to get pregnant. Maybe if you didnt talk so much made up drivel people might believe you when you attempt to be serious about something.

Infertility isn't something to joke about (but then nothing would surprise me about the stuff you find funny). Most people find out they are infertile by getting tests done. Both people in the couple. After a year of trying in most cases. They don't just sleep with someone a few times and then declare themselves infertile

Seriously, you have a lot of growing up to do.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 8
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Posted: 8/9/2018 12:27:33 PM
The following post was in response to your previous/edited post:

Strictly speaking, you don't need to do you serious gf to find out that you are azoospermic. You do a plastic container in the cold, crammed loo of a hospital with a queue of old people knocking anxiously on the door while yelling at you to get the fk out before they foul their pants. I thought I'd have a wee nurse there with me but nothing. She walked me to the loo n to my utter disappointment, she left - I kid u not.

This is for the current post:
"Infertility isn't something to joke about..."
Unfortunately, I've found that out first hand. Is awful I'll give you that! I feel bufty to the highest degree.
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 9
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Posted: 8/9/2018 12:35:59 PM
So, you and your long term gf tried for a baby for a year with no joy and then went for fertility tests and the result came back that you were infertile?

No? You just woke up one day and decided to find out whether you could father kids?
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 10
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Posted: 8/9/2018 12:48:28 PM
I'll avoid explaining on here but lets just say that you tend to find out a lot of weird shite about youself when u have people/friends asking you to volunteer for their experiments all the bloody time. Anyhow, I am devastated.
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 11
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Posted: 8/9/2018 12:54:17 PM
Well, don't start a thread if you don't want people to ask questions on how you came to your conclusions

Apologies for not having studied science to PhD level so that I can become an all round expert on fertility just when you've posted that youre infertile.

I would generally have sympathy for anyone in your situation.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 12
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Posted: 8/9/2018 1:09:17 PM
I suppose I could draw the layout of the major blood vessels in my retinas by heart by now. Can tell you the level of a bunch of weird chemicals in my blood stream by heart as well let alone my count or lack of given the situation. How many people can do that? Not many I'd presume.

Anyway, this precludes myself ever getting married. You cannae if you know that u are infertile prior to actually getting married according to the law of the mighty catholic church; the only real church out there. (mopes)

(mopes more)
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 13
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Posted: 8/9/2018 1:14:34 PM
And that is quite simply a load of old bollocks

The Catholic Church won't marry a couple if they can't consumate the marriage.

That's not the same as being infertile. You don't half talk shite

I said that like it was a surprise
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 14
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Posted: 8/9/2018 1:25:58 PM
I think tis as I said, paul .. not that I want to get married anyhow. I'm just counting my options is all.


In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread. Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 15
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Posted: 8/9/2018 5:08:48 PM
Im sorry for you if this is true (and I don't mean that in a patronising way).

And given that you aren't my favourite person right now and then some, thats as sorry as I'm going to get, Id say the same to anyone who did find that out if it were actually true.

Take care of yourself (don't confuse that with friendship, you are still twat of the universe as far as I'm concerned right now). And if if I wake up to any cheek off of you, you'll go back on my ignore list and you'll be ****ing staying there for good.

Goodnight all.
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Posted: 8/10/2018 4:19:10 AM
Now he wants my help, he says...

Thing is, it only works if a potential client really wants help, and I don't think he does.

Some free advice though:

This is not the place to air this sort of thing. All it does is add to the idea that you're attention seeking. The correct place to do it is your GP's surgery, who will suggest practical measures to increase a low sperm count. Of course, if it's that low it's untenable (no pun intended, though it's still funny...), you'll have to add it to the list of things you need to accept and make adjustments for. And yes, you may feel defective because part of you IS defective. Worth putting a rope around your neck for it? You might think so. Others in a similar position might think so. Others in a similar position might think differently.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 17
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Posted: 8/10/2018 4:42:47 AM
-counsela

Dunno pal. My world is and has always been black n white. If it's not perfect, it's rubbish. If not black, is white. I am not the kind of person to "make the best" of a situation and be happy n content. That's the loser's way. All or nada n if you cannae have it all then you die trying and if there just ain't no hope of having it all, then u might as well die straight away. Kinda logical.

"This is not the place to air this sort of thing."
Is it not really? Is that shameful a thing yeah? PS:GP are clueless man when it comes to specialised stuff. Believe u me.
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 18
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Posted: 8/10/2018 6:04:19 AM

"This is not the place to air this sort of thing."
Is it not really? Is that shameful a thing yeah?


I'm not sure its not the place to air it, loads of things get said on here that are personal. The problem I have is that you post so much flippant rubbish, when you are upset about something it's hard to know whether it is real or whether you are on the wind up.

The very bottom line is, this isn't going to be an issue for you until you meet someone you want to have kids with


GP are clueless man when it comes to specialised stuff. Believe u me.


Some GPs are crap full stop, mine are, my mum's are fabulous

But the bottom line is, there are people who have had partners who have had low sperm counts who got pregnant (to their partner)

A test showing that someone has a very low sperm count does not mean that someone can never father a child.

It's not the case and if you are being serious and you do know as much about this subject as you say you do surely you will know this?
 acrosstheplains
Joined: 8/1/2017
Msg: 19
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Posted: 8/10/2018 12:19:13 PM
I read that a serving of pistachio nuts every day does wonder for the old pecker, old boy

catholic church the only real church. did you want sympathy, or to start a fresh war of words over religion now?
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
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Posted: 8/10/2018 12:23:41 PM

catholic church the only real church. did you want sympathy, or to start a fresh war of words over religion now?


You'll get used to him :)

Ps, its not true that you can't get married in the chapel if you are infertile, only if you can't have sex

Seriously man, start one of your I cannae get a chick to save me life threads and normal service will be resumed
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Posted: 8/11/2018 5:29:37 AM
Although most are by necessity, Jacks of all trades, GPs are far from clueless. They've trained for ten years to get that far. If they don't know something in enough detail, they know someone who does and will refer. And most surgeries will have GPs who are specialists. One of the partners at my surgery is the UK cancer research lead, the other is a diabetes expert. At my last surgery, one of the partners was a cardiac specialist. I doubt many GPs work at their surgery all day every day and don't have other roles.

I think the problem stems from the fact that some GPs get rusted in, dealing with minor issues day in, day out, and get used to seeing people who really should be seeing their pharmacist instead. These days getting past the receptionist can be the biggest hurdle.
 Paulineandzeus
Joined: 8/6/2018
Msg: 22
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Posted: 8/12/2018 11:01:47 AM
My GPs are awful.

Seriously awful. I've been quite unwell lately due to their complete refusal to prescribe an anti biotic. I am very prone to tonsillitis. I had a really bad bout recently. Due to their refusal to give anything out I ended up with stomach issues due to having to take strong painkillers to take the edge off the pain. They are just rotten. I last got an anti biotic in I think it was 1995

That's minor in the scheme of things and it's not the only issue I have with them. And I can't change until another practice opens their books. Think it's different in Scotland

My mums who are in the same building are brilliant. The service is like night and day

I have all the symptoms of osteo arthritis in one of my toes. I was told it was an ingrowing toenail. Actually I am wrong. I got anti biotics for that when I didn't need them
 NellyPhantasist
Joined: 6/21/2018
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Posted: 8/13/2018 11:23:41 PM
Why don't they remove your tonsils. It would save a lot of bother.
 acrosstheplains
Joined: 8/1/2017
Msg: 24
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Posted: 8/14/2018 11:37:12 AM
tonsils are under rated, just like the appendix. In fact "they" have only realized that there is a space that is all around the human body and filled with a type of fluid, is in fact another body system they now call the interstitium. And this network could explain how Chinese Traditional Medicine works such as acupuncture that has worked on principal of communication lines in the body that the body's life energy flows through
 Heff1973
Joined: 4/21/2018
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Posted: 8/14/2018 12:37:05 PM
Cuppa tea, anyone?
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