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 Celyne
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 1
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!Page 1 of 7    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
Tip #1: When opening a hot oven, don't bend over and place your head to close to the inside...sometimes there are heat back drafts and you may lose eyelashes. They use to be longer I swear!

Tip #2: When going through a BIG puddle with your vehicle, insure your sunroof is closed...Ooops I had all my windows closed though!

Tip #3: While using food during foreplay, don't use honey, it's VERY hard to get out of your hair. Or so I hear...

Anyone have tip #4?
 pepy
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 2
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/23/2005 10:20:16 AM
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O sorry i read it wrong....... thought you said tits
 mak423
Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 3
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/23/2005 10:44:29 AM


Don't spit in the towards the wind....
tie bathing suit bottoms snuggly before diving....
don't put anything larger than your elbow in your ear....


That must have been directed at Puurdy on the raft!
 crazycurlz
Joined: 7/29/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 8/23/2005 10:44:59 AM
#8 - never go thru a carwash in a soft top convertable. I had a friend do that once, I hid under my coat, and while he was laughing at the dribble of water that was getting on me, a big blast of water hit him in the back of the head...twice! *lol* took him 2 days to dry out his car.
 DevilishAngel79
Joined: 5/8/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 8/23/2005 11:31:12 AM
Its okay Purdy. We like the pink bow. It really adds flair :)
 pepy
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 8/23/2005 11:47:04 AM
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dont stick a metal knife in to a toaster, when in a hurry to get at your toast.







that

and dont stay up all night and post in threads.
 CountryChick66
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 8/23/2005 12:04:00 PM
make sure your bathing suit top is covering you before you surface from diving
 pepsii01
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 8/23/2005 12:54:52 PM
look both ways before crossing a busy street
 pepsii01
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 8/23/2005 1:21:59 PM
look both ways before swimming across a busy harbour entrance
 pepy
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 8/23/2005 1:34:21 PM
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Dont use balloons as condoms.
 pepy
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 8/23/2005 3:57:34 PM
Dont use a man in the bathtub,


unless he can hold his breath for a very long time
 pepy
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 8/23/2005 4:24:00 PM
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Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!



Just follow me around for a day and take notes........ bring lots of paper
 Celyne
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 8/23/2005 4:29:06 PM
Yes we do that regularily.

The waterproof vibes DO work good.

Oh another tip:

When done using a small vibrater put it away right away. If you do not your one year old will come walking up to you with it and scream when you take it away from them...A month after losing it
 Celyne
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 8/23/2005 10:14:29 PM
Oh pin do you like the hot wax dripped all over your body too? I think I have a gift idea to tell Tea now!
 Celyne
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 8/23/2005 10:22:16 PM
oh really? lol

TEEEEAAAAA come tame your man...
 crazycurlz
Joined: 7/29/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 8/23/2005 10:22:20 PM
I knew a guy who liked that too...he used to have very sensitive nipples, now the nerves are dead and he can't feel a thing.
 crazycurlz
Joined: 7/29/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:27:09 AM
never throw sushi takeout out of a partially opened car window. I knew a guy who did this, and impaled his hand with a chopstick (no I'm not kidding).
 Celyne
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 8/24/2005 8:55:09 AM
Can I say OW Classic!

OT:

If the super glue bottle isn't squirting the glue out, do not look at it and squeeze it at the same time.
 Dragoninrain
Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 19
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:08:03 AM
If you are getting the full enchilda packers/moving company, DO get rid of all trash, compostables as packers WILL pack it.
 Dragoninrain
Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 20
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:13:18 AM

Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.


Do not do any cooking which emits steam, splatters or spits grease while naked. Most definitely, do not reach across the steamer to turn off the heat (move the post first).... steam makes for 3rd degree burns on breast which makes for a constant reminder every time the temperature reaches 25C+..... not that I would know
 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 21
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:17:31 AM
to avoid stupidity?
be a stupid
 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 22
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:17:44 AM
so u dont ahve 2 avoid ut
 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 23
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:19:46 AM
whats wrong Eternal
 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 24
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Posted: 8/24/2005 11:21:13 AM
You are smart Pin
 pepsii01
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 8/24/2005 4:19:32 PM
i really wanted to reply to ^ that one however i shall contain myself and behave
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