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 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 1
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when i have sex i scream a lot.but i'm lucky cause all the people living in my building are my age and party animals so they won't complain about the noise i do when i have sex.in 5 years the only complaint i had was because i came back drunk with my best friend and we were playing wrestle in my living room at 4 in the morning.

last night i was having sex with my favorite ****friend and it was really hot but my fan is broken so the patio door was opened.when i came i screamed so hard that i heard a man from across the street yell:«quelqu'un c'est fait mal?»...that means:«somebody got hurt?»in french.then i heard all the dogs of the street starting to bark and some people complain about the noise.but i didnt give a shit and continued to ****...

i just wanna know... do you girls and guys have some stories about people complaining about your sex noises?

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 Say Hi to David
Joined: 8/2/2004
Msg: 2
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Posted: 9/12/2005 11:59:48 PM
Got a citation with my former G/F who was a howler too. The cops came twice in a month and the 2nd time gave us a $40 ticket. I do miss that girl.... :)
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 9/13/2005 7:33:00 AM
No one ever made a complaint. I live in the country. The neibor use to always be smiling when we were freinds, and he would say things like damn girl. You make me want to cum just lissioning to you. He would just look at my husband and smile and shake his head. That was in the summer, befor we had air unit. We had the blinds close, but the windows up, and when the kids were gone we let go. Done it until we couldn't do it no more. Everyone lets go when the kids are gone.
 single_stl_dad
Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 9/13/2005 7:46:57 AM
When I first became single./........ one of the first people I dated was my next door neighbor....... she was also a recently divorced woman. We lived in connecting townhomes, and shared a wall between bedrooms.

Although she's still to this day a great friend, the relationship didn't last.

Anyway..... for the next 2 years, each of us would make an actual EFFORT to try and get out sexual partners to make noise... just to irritate the other while they were sleeping.

One night...... I'd have a screaming partner....... and hell, I'd even do a little shouting, just to increase the noise level... She'd start beating on the bedroom wall....... "MATT....... SHUT THAT NOISY B*TCH UP!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!"

The next night..... just to mess with me..... she'd bring over her b/f...... just so I had to listen to those irritating male moans all night--LOL

She's since gotten married and moved away... but we still joke about it today :)
 brawnydog
Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 9/13/2005 8:00:54 AM

then i heard all the dogs of the street starting to bark


All of the dogs in my neighborhood go hide under their porches when I start making fuk noises.

OUWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 marathonman11x7
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 9/13/2005 10:11:11 AM
I've had nieghbors of a woman I was seeing call the police. I've had people standing outside of an apt of another woman I was seeing laughing while shooing younger people away. Although I live in a urban city I live on nearly 2 acres so at my place there isn't much need for concern. I love a woman that can "let her hair down" and just let go without concern of ANYTHING at the time,not me,not the neighbors,not being "ladylike",not bills....just ride the passion. The louder the better. Its just encouragement.....scream shout and I'm likely to say something like "I'm gonna F^CK you hoarse"
 HedonistDrifter
Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 9/13/2005 11:21:22 AM
I have a highly "vocal" lady friend, which has earned me some strange looks from my neighbors after some of our more “athletic” weekend escapades...I think she is starting to earn a teenage following in my apartment building though.... Last weekend we were coming back from dinner and a kid started to wave and smile, I looked over and said, he knows the "orgasm queen" is back for a weekend romp....lol
 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 9/13/2005 11:31:01 AM
All of the dogs in my neighborhood go hide under their porches when I start making fuk noises.

OUWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




thanks for the funny stories everybody
 Stillalicious
Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 9/13/2005 2:51:13 PM
Although the majority of the men I have been with don't seem to mind it one bit that I am a vocal girl, one of my ex's used to cover my mouth with his hand.
 Cubano
Joined: 8/29/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:39:55 PM
My ex used to make sounds like she was crying while we had sex. LOUD crying...it was awesome and turned me on every time. One time in between sessions, I could hear some young kids whispering in the courtyard below us..."let's hang out to see if they do it again." I've always enjoyed being the one inside the house being the cause of the noise, then being on the outside listening ;)
 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 9/15/2005 1:57:57 AM
wow i read my thread again and all i can say is...boy that guy was good, right now i would feel like ****ing him again
 potion
Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 13
Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 9/22/2005 1:27:21 AM
I dont want to elaborate so much on this...*blushing* but i think it's sexy
 sweetheart815
Joined: 7/31/2005
Msg: 14
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Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 10/26/2005 9:37:13 AM
I had a neighbor that would rattle the walls when he was sleeping he snored so loudly so all the neighbors in my building would joke about it well one day after my guy and I had had some amazingly loud sex one of my neighbors came up to me and made the comment that damn was it not fair but not only could the snorer keep us up that way he was getting some and did I hear him... I didn't have the heart to tell her that it was me...
 Cyanide
Joined: 9/14/2005
Msg: 15
Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 10/27/2005 2:08:21 PM
I was living in an apartment and my downstairs neighbor kept complaining to my mom that my bed was squeeking and asked if I could have sex on the floor.
 TechnoBear
Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 16
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Posted: 10/27/2005 5:26:45 PM

When I was with my husband, the only screaming going on was his:

"DON'T TOUCH IT...DON'T TOUCH IT! Awwwww, shit!
~ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ~"

I was the only one who ever complained..


 TrashcanJack
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 17
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Posted: 9/18/2007 6:34:35 PM
I was engaging in some ex-sex once, and I heard some pounding on the walls. I stopped and said, "Wait, what was that?" She said, "Oh, just the neighbors. Keep going!" After about 10 seconds later, I stopped again; it wasn't coming from the walls, but the front DOOR. She and I got dressed and the pounding continued. She went to the door and EIGHT COPS were outside about to bust down the door. Some had guns drawn.

Whoa.

A cop pulled me to the side and said, "We heard a complaint about noise and possible domestic abuse." I said, "Nope. We were just having sex." He looked at me and said, "Really??" I said, "Yep." He smiled, laughed a bit and said, "Welp, good on ya! But could you tell her to keep it down?"

Thought that stuff only happened in movies...
 *mandrake*
Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 18
Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 9/18/2007 10:11:34 PM
Gees, I make a lot of noise when I masturbate. I'm even louder when I'm with a woman. I like her to know how much she pleases me. It also makes the orgasm stronger and more enjoyable.
 Ignoble
Joined: 10/11/2007
Msg: 19
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Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 1/4/2008 4:05:34 PM
lol I had a gf like that once. This was before I found my possitive outlook on faking. I pretty much got so fed up once I just told her to shut the hell up and take it and I didnt want to hear her theatrical screams. And I can tell you... right in the middle of it it was HARD... to think up the word "theatrical".
 Beholder
Joined: 5/23/2007
Msg: 20
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Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 1/11/2008 2:14:53 AM
I've become rather fond of my headphones and earplugs as of late, with my roommate's just gotten a new girlfriend, and she's quite, uh... vocal.

 racheljay
Joined: 12/5/2007
Msg: 21
Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 1/11/2008 9:46:01 AM
I always get shushed, even when I moan:D
 chocolate knight
Joined: 12/6/2007
Msg: 22
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Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 1/12/2008 1:21:46 AM
im not the one for noises personally, but i dated a girl a while back that would be so loud my ears would ring. and to do that is a feat given i have a competition sound system in my car, and she could outdo it easily
 Boricua Papi
Joined: 10/8/2007
Msg: 23
Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 6/27/2008 10:18:18 AM
Yes, orgasm simulators can be bought at the local convenient store lol
 ohio07
Joined: 12/27/2008
Msg: 24
Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 2/7/2009 3:14:04 PM
This reminds me of the David Spade joke: "I just wanna get some cute girl, move out to the sticks: Baby, you can scream all you want to, Aint nobody gonna hear ye!!!"
 zacktacular
Joined: 12/28/2008
Msg: 25
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Posted: 2/8/2009 8:25:08 PM
When I was in the Marines.. They made us share rooms, usually with bunk beds, so you just get used to screwing with another person in the room, and you get used to acting asleep while your roomy gets laid.

One night I was with this one girl I met at the bar, I brought her home and my roommate was already in the top bunk asleep. I don't think she would've cared even if she was sober. She was so loud that even with my hand over her mouth, my neighbors on both sides and heard it through our cinder-block walls and congratulated me the next day. My roommate was dumbfounded. He told me "It's not right for a girl to make those kinds of noises."

And when I lived in a different barracks, we had an adjoining bathroom that we shared with the guys in the next room. One day I had my girlfriend over, and I forgot to lock the bathroom door that went into my room before we started getting busy. She was pretty noisy as well. And while we're in the middle of the act my neighbor cracked the bathroom door and asks me "What kind of porn are you watching? Can I borrow it when you're done?" I told him "Yeah, leave me alone, I'm busy" And after she left I explained it to him and we laughed our asses off.

I know that my neighbor asking to borrow my porn may seem strange to a lot of you. But when you live with that many 18-25 year old men in such close proximity. It's understood that you're going to catch each other jerking off from time to time. And it becomes normal after a while.
Porn in the barracks works kinda like cigarettes in prison.
 romantic_poet_4u
Joined: 12/14/2008
Msg: 26
Oh Yesssss!!! (screaming loud sex noises)
Posted: 2/8/2009 10:59:30 PM
TO MY SURPRISE NO COMPLAINT FROM MY NEIGHBORS IN MY BUILDING
but we are very well insulated how ever my ears do hurt from time to time maybe i should wear earplugs lol sign me up to be a f u c k buddy 2
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