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 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 1
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have u ever been in a sex shop?

if yes, did u go often?and what did u buy?

me i go often...to buy outfits and shoes for my work.i also go to the ''il bolero''.it's a store specialised in domination equipement.i bought a collar with a leash.
 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 10/2/2005 5:08:25 PM
yes but what did u guys who worked in sexshops bought?
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 10/2/2005 5:47:48 PM
thats a good one! some men deserve the best money can buy!

Years and years ago when I was first married, (ex now), I really wanted to spice things up , (that should have been a red flag!) anyway, i told him i wanted a vibrator and it was nearing christmas. He said that he would buy me the best, but i had to go and get it. I will never forget this sex shop, was very busy in the front, people buying that horrid so called lingere and behind the curtains, was the perverts room.... i snuck in so no one would see me, embarrassed as hell. I was faced with a wall of toys of every description (still havent figured out why one a purple one would be better than a green one )LOL,

finally i selected my weapon of choice and trying to be discreet so that no one would see me, i reached the counter to cash out. Sitting behind, was this extremely perverted looking man, dark glasses, just had slime written all over him.... almost drooling........ he took my toy and said, "I guess now we have to test this out" I PANICKED! at the top of my voice i said, 'ON WHO,!!! you sure as hell arent going to try that on me!' .........THE WHOLE STORE, turned to look at me, fell dreadfully silent......

and the pervert behind the counter said, relax hon, i mean i have to put batteries in it to make sure it works! because you cant return it! b i was red,, very red, payed for my purchase and slittered out !

That was my first trip! .... Now they know me by first name! LOL
 brawnydog
Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 4
sex shop
Posted: 10/2/2005 5:51:05 PM

have u ever been in a sex shop?

if yes, did u go often?and what did u buy?


Yes. The girl that worked at the counter.
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 5
sex shop
Posted: 10/2/2005 6:02:20 PM
country sugar,

that is hilarious, ... I remember talking my friend into a 'toy' was her first, One night we are partying at her house, large houseful of people about 25 couples, and her two year old daughter, pitter patters downstairs at about one in the morning, with my friends new toy in her mouth and it vibrating!

We laughed so hard, and the joke was, the daughter wasnt even out of diapers and taking after her mum! hmmmmmmm, wonder where she got the idea of where to put it!
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 6
sex shop
Posted: 10/2/2005 6:13:07 PM
yes, sex is fun, why shouldnt we have toys! and laughs! I have lots of stories of , as i like to call them 'tales of the twisted'........... so here i go again.

I was dating this man, who, was very arrogant ( i attract those kinds! ) , and he was the best at everything , he had been there, done that, .....

I told him i would like to go to the Everything About SEX show in the city, and of course he had been before ! so he said yes, we will have fun. He told me , he would buy anything there that i wanted, so i said, anything.?????????? is that a promise? so he said of course! WE stopped at many booths where they were doing demonstrations and he kept pushing me forward and volunteering me. That was ok, i was having fun, but as the day went on , he grew more and more obnoxious. He kept asking when i was going to ask him to buy me something and he insisted. ...

Way back at the beginning of the show, i had seen a vibrating tongue ! so i had his hand, dragged him back meandering thru the crowd where everyone was watching this gal demonstrate the tongue...... oh yes...... him being so confident aout his abilities !! I SENT HIM UP TO BUY IT FOR ME!

he said, no way........... I SAID, oh yes, you promised !! payback is a b*&*&( ch!b

what a conversation piece it has turned out to be LOLbb
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 7
sex shop
Posted: 10/2/2005 6:27:41 PM
cheatingheart, that is toooo funny

My gosh , i am having such fun in this thread! finally something we can relate to , not a woe is me, no one done somebody wrong song!

Keep up the laughs!

I purchased a book at a toy store one day, (by the way, if i ever opened one i would want to call it toys 4 us! imagine the law suit ! anyway, I was on a flight out and had taken my book as it was 4 hrs to my guys place in california. I thought the book we work well for our visit! .....It was kind of neat, he was the Captain on the flight and he had arranged that i was flying on board.

All of the men that walked past me, said hello , made chat and smiled, winked, were very very friendly.... I thought... damn, I am having a great hair day! am i ever going to have a suprise for him when we get home!

All was good, UNTIL, the flight attendant came to me , and said, Mam, would you mind concealing your book ,,,,,,,,,,, It isn't suitable for everyone to see .... I never even thought about it!

The book title was,,,,,,,,, 205 ways to please your man in bed!

no wonder i was having a good hair day!.

All was well until the flight attendant came by
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 10/2/2005 6:30:31 PM
BlauKnight.........

as June Cleaver from the LEAVE IT TO BEAVER series would have said,.........

Ward , don't you think you are being a bit rough on the BEAVER? lol

one might need a softer , gentler approach , or , INDUSTRIAL strength?????
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 10/2/2005 6:43:19 PM
thanks!

what a great book this could be! I think i could write half of it myself! LOL,, too funny, and to think, some people have never been in one! Like my sister!! damn , how do you mix the same genes twice and come out so opposite LOL

ready for another?????

One night long ago when i was married, oh yes, to the same guy in the first story,, mr. sex ,,, (that was sarcasim) I decided we should host a couples sex toy party.!

Complete with drinks, food, fun, as I was the party planner of the street, i invited a bunch of couples, (our clicque) ....

On our street lived a couple, who was of mixed race, Gerry, the Trinidad guy and Cheryl, his proper school teacher wife. Gerry was hilarious........... the sales person from the company,, fantasia or something like that, was showing us toys, she shows us this white dildo that is about 10 inches long and the size of my first born around .... hahhaah, and we all start to gasp, laugh, and make comments............

Our Gerry, stands up and boldly says,,,, ya mon, dat ting com in black????

well we all commented back, of course Gerry we know they dont REALLY in white, WELL this girl didnt know what to say,, so Gerry asked again............ so,, dey com in black??? this poor girl stumbled and stammered and says, well i am sure that i can get you one.

Gerry says, ......... well mon, dat a goooood ting .........NO F ------IN WAY DAT WHITE TING GOIN IN MA WOMAN!

we all broke up laughing,,, Gerry spoke clearer english than any of us! and he put on this accent ........... the poor sales gal, was her first time out , and i think likely,,, her last!

oh by the way,,, this was the party my friend bought the toy her daughter showed off ! LOL
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 10/2/2005 6:44:32 PM
Serraluuk,,,

do be a dear and let us know what you think!

as Dr Phil would say,,, 'and hows that working for ya! ' b
 OneCoolChick
Joined: 9/13/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 10/2/2005 6:51:22 PM
yeah, I've been in sex shops. I go to one that I like here frequently. They recognize me now. Let's see... I've bought toys for myself, toys for presents, underwear, lotions, oils, restraints, blindfold....

you know... sex store stuff.
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 10/2/2005 7:30:41 PM
well. I am so glad you are all laughing! , and my nightly friend, still sounds like you are a bit rough if you order three at a time! LOL

ok, i will take a breather, i can go on, but i don't want to hoard this chat LOL
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 13
sex shop
Posted: 10/2/2005 7:32:03 PM
onecoolchic, then you must have some tales of the twisted to share! lol
 OneCoolChick
Joined: 9/13/2005
Msg: 14
sex shop
Posted: 10/2/2005 7:42:12 PM
one funny story.....

me and two girlfriends went to a sex store on our lunch break from work one day. The store we went into caters mostly to the lesbian/gay population of our city. A friend pointed at the harnesses that were hanging on the wall and said outloud, "what are those?"

I leaned over to her and said, "harnesses"

she looked at me blankly... so i said, "for strap ons"

about 10 long seconds passed, and I was going to elaborate, when she turned bright red and said, "oh".
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 10/2/2005 8:15:26 PM
hahahhahaha ,, isnt this so much better than those nasty bashing posts???? keep going gang! I know you have it in you!
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:22:43 PM
dont hide behind those undies!! strutt your stuff! tell us,, share! this is a smiley post!

tell it all
 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 10/3/2005 1:28:11 AM
i just wanna say thanks to all for these stories...seriously when i started this thread i never thought there would be so many fun replies with so much details.happy to see people enjoyed themselves here...yes, i finally did something good!


oh and i have a story too.

before being a stripper i was working as a waitress in a bar-restaurant.but not any restaurant, a sexy XXX restaurant where the girls are half-naked.i was serving 2 regular clients who came everyday,2 hot guys working at repairing roofs.it started raining so they decided to stay at the bar and continue drinking.when diner rush finished they started paying me drinks so i started having fun with them.we were drinking and laughing...and when my shift finished they offered me to continue party with them but i had to go to the sex shop to pick up an outfit i had already give a deposit on.they offered to come with me and i accepted.

once in the sexshop these 2 guys started to look at the toys and games.all the 3 of us were drunk, talking loud, laughing...all the other clients looking at us but we didn't care.then we started to check the sexy outfits.that's when one guy picked up a lingery outfit and said to me:you should try this...

and there i am in the changing room...trying it...and then both of them coming inside to see it.the guy who picked the outfit said it looked really nice and that he would buy it to me...
 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 10/3/2005 1:32:00 AM
then i tried 2 other outfits he picked...still with them in the changing room...the flirt and laughing turning into the 2 guys touching me...things were getting hot...

when we got out one guy payed the outfits and we went to my place to continue the party...dressed with my new outfits of course
 jamesxxx71
Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 19
sex shop
Posted: 10/3/2005 6:24:16 AM
Yep visit them on occasion. Bought my wife a vibrator so we could have something different to try in the bedroom. I'm a big fan of fruit flavored lubes... they enhanced hand jobs quite a bit and well add some taste to what your eating lol.... Which reminds me that I should go back soon and upgrade my wife's vibrator as I first bought her a "beginners" pack lol....I think she's ready for a better one
 drpookie
Joined: 8/12/2005
Msg: 20
sex shop
Posted: 10/4/2005 2:21:12 PM
Does going in the one in gta san andreas count?
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 21
sex shop
Posted: 10/4/2005 7:36:55 PM
one time, i went to my fav little sex shop,,,, called 69 novelty, .... by now i know it am not even intimidated, hey,,everyone loves sex and pleasure!

as i walked to the back to view the ten inch dongs,, , the things with two fists on them (damn what are they for, cleaning drains?) anyway,,, this very unkept woman sauntered towards me

she was large,, in the wolf tshirt, with holes and spandex,,, and long , horrid hair, not washed in days, she said,,, you need some help????

at first i looked at her, and i said, no , no thanks i am fine.

upon a second thought , hmmmmmmmmmmmm who would be more likely to know the very best toys,, her or the cute little blonde bimbette behind the counter in the crotchless panties and leather,,,,, she gets it every night..........

hmmmmmmmmmmm,,, well the wolf lady picked out my toys,,,,,,,,,,,,

wow,,,,,,,,,,, NEVER JUDGE THE BOOK BY THE COVER!
 Patch364
Joined: 7/1/2005
Msg: 22
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Posted: 10/4/2005 7:41:59 PM
I love sex stores. Always fun shopping around in them. My fav. is The Stag Shop.
 Fcukmeplease
Joined: 1/21/2005
Msg: 23
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Posted: 10/5/2005 7:29:32 AM
Is it expensive to buy a sex toy,I am poor,who can donate?
 callendargirl
Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 10/5/2005 8:27:21 AM
AliKat,,,

that was a great story!
 OneCoolChick
Joined: 9/13/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 10/5/2005 9:14:44 AM
^^^ bah! Life's too short to care!
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