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 Bikeman_
Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 5
I was eaten out for the first time!!!Page 1 of 7    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

You_Know_Who:
my "girlfriend-ish person" dug up into my ass like she was tunneling out of prison. Now, I've had the old browneye tongued a bit here and there...... but I felt like I just had my ass alien-probed.

Sounds kinda gay to me. Actually, VERY GAY.
 mustangsally1273
Joined: 8/30/2005
Msg: 8
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:45:51 AM
Good thing I didn't have breakfast...I would have lost it completely!!! Especially if it was choalate flav...UGH!

To each their own!
 Thudpucker
Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 9
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 7:46:48 AM
@ redamber

It's called a "brown-eye" in some circles.
 Bikeman_
Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 10
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:02:56 AM
I'm sorry for spewing You_Know_Who, I just can't understand why someone wants things in a part of the body that is expressly designed for output only. My mind isn't open on the matter.

Regarding full-body speedos, I don't have those. Just regular bicycling clothes that bicyclists wear to avoid chafing in the netherregions.
 jamesxxx71
Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 15
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:33:39 AM
Never had anyone do that to me and it's a shame. I've used a vibrator on myself a few times and I must say it was enjoyable. Don't think my wife would do that to me though.
 GeeO
Joined: 10/4/2005
Msg: 16
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 9:41:15 AM
Getting your ass licked - is not gay.


...by a girl that is...lol




g.
 Inkwell
Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 18
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 10:04:59 AM

my ass is all drippy.....



And he wonders why some girls have issues! LOL


given the circumstances it explains why a woman carries TISSUES, not sure about the issues tho
 Inkwell
Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 22
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 11:32:42 AM

That's why I am Trisexual, try anything once...


my brother had a pledge brother once who said he was omnisexual . . . he would **** anything. Personally it sounds less objectionable the way you put it
 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 24
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 12:37:01 PM
congratulations
 brawnydog
Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 25
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/27/2005 12:37:54 PM
sexactly lol yum
 kelly71
Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 35
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 9:14:08 AM
Tunneleing out of prison!!!
LOL
OMG that was funny!

(I was thinking the same thing about the guyin the speedo outfit.)
 Wikster
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 41
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 1:55:06 PM
Dooooood,

Just be careful if she starts asking for "ranch dressing" ...

 cancercarless
Joined: 9/23/2005
Msg: 42
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 2:29:43 PM
Hey NAVIGAPER, did you have the unfortunate experience of mistaking an man for a woman? Anyway, they aren't speedos dude. The word yer thinking of is spandex.

RIMMING IS THE BOMB. PENETRATION DURING A BJ IS BETTER. PENETRATION, SCROTAL SUCKING AND HEAD LICKING IS WHAT I CALL "THE ORAL TRINITY". GUYS!!! IF A GIRL DOES THIS TO YOU, ASK HER TO MARRY YOU!!
 alpineslide
Joined: 4/30/2005
Msg: 43
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 4:28:42 PM
I've been there....it's not gay unless it's with another guy. In fact nothing you do with a women is gay.

As I wrote in another thread earlier...nothing says lovin' like a good rim job !!!!!
 Jaybo_31
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 45
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/28/2005 6:04:17 PM
Wow! I'm impressed. Does your butt taste like chicken or chocolate? Barf...!
 GeeO
Joined: 10/4/2005
Msg: 47
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/31/2005 6:34:44 AM
wow eh...





yes...


`G`
 Bikeman_
Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 48
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/31/2005 7:16:16 AM

venusdomina:
The 38 yr old guy wearing the full body speedo calling the kids gay. it was hilarious. Takes one to know one I guess. lol

I came to this site out of curiousity for the most part, and I must admit that I'm a bit of a newbie when it comes to making posts about sex acts.

I'll also admit that I was a newbie when I said that getting this particular sex act is gay. It isn't gay. I learned something regarding how I can comment on at sex acts that I'm not comfortable with.

So a man's anus being orally pleasured isn't gay, ok? I'll state that IMO it is disgusting, it certainly isn't sanitary but it is certainly an intimate thing for one person to do for another.

Please no more comments about full body speedos. It isn't a full body speedo, I'm wearing a cycling jersey and shorts that prevent chafing and also dry quickly, it's for comfort reasons. I've seen full body cycling outfits and what I wear isn't that.
 silk_n_steel
Joined: 9/5/2005
Msg: 49
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/31/2005 8:49:59 PM
LMFAO
Oh dear God, pass the Depends...You_Know_Who, that was about the funniest thing I ever read!! All your posts on this topic are freakin' hilarious. Thank's so much for sharing, and in such an entertaining way!

I think I need re-educating though..all these new words to learn...god, I need to go back and check the spelling, lol.
 Jaybo_31
Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 50
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 11/1/2005 12:51:56 AM
TMI: too much information.
 Ricardo67
Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 57
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 11/1/2005 2:05:37 PM
personally , i see nothing wrong with it, however, i think this is as good excuse as any to arrange a get together in our respective cities and drink in celebration of his salad tossing.

i think it's time for me to create a drink. i shall experiment with some combinations of various liquors and tell you my results..if i survive.
 looking in west michigan
Joined: 5/1/2005
Msg: 58
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 11/7/2005 5:35:54 PM
http://www.malegspot.com/instructions.php take the time to read this mmmmmmmm
 singdiva78
Joined: 3/31/2005
Msg: 60
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 11/11/2005 10:37:45 PM
That was the FUNNIEST forum I have ever read....still laughing.....
 ITS_HAMMER_TIME
Joined: 11/11/2005
Msg: 61
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 11/11/2005 11:45:10 PM
quite popular amongst men in prsion, I hear..
 ITS_HAMMER_TIME
Joined: 11/11/2005
Msg: 62
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 11/12/2005 12:00:26 AM
soooo, how was the after-taste when you french kissed her afterwards? :)
 crazycurlz
Joined: 7/29/2005
Msg: 64
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/10/2005 8:34:39 PM
You don't need a glove, just slip a condom over your fingers and use LOTS of lube (just don't use the warming lube, it burns a little in there). When combined with a bj, fingering a guy can produce the most spectacular results.

As for licking/tonguing a$$...I'm not quite that brave.
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