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 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 1
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Here's how I handle them:

Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Me:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore...



Man:
Is this seat empty?

Me:
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit in that one...


Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?

Me:
Do not enter...

Man:
Your place or mine?

Me:
Both...you go to your place and I'll go to mine...
 biziedizie
Joined: 2/26/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:03:01 PM
Betcha you would never give those answers to me!
 Magnus34
Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:05:22 PM
Hahahaha!!

Those were great.

Actually, I once ripped a line from "The Bodyguard" to a woman who used a cheesy line:

Her: I was admiring you from across the room

Me: Well why don't you get back there and keep admiring.
 kittykat_32218
Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:10:47 PM
Man:
So,what do you do for a living?
Me:
I'm a female impersonator.

Man:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Me:
unfertilized

Man:
Your boby is like a temple.
Me:
Sorry,there are no services today.

Man:
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Me:
But would you stay there?

Man:
If I could see you naked,I'd die happy.
Me:
If I saw you naked,I'd probably die laughing.
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:14:34 PM
Man:
I'd love to have your body

Me:
Sorry, I'm using it for the next 40 years



*bizi... *
 sweeteez
Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:15:06 PM
I often hear...I love your perfume what is it?......it's raid ...so get lost or youll be dead shortly..
 blueeyes4u59
Joined: 6/13/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:22:02 PM
Why do you have to respond with a put down - sometimes it takes a lot for a guy or a girl to say anything. If it's a compliment and not a down and out com on, why not say thank you. Doesn't mean you have to spend the rest of your life, or even the next few minutes with the person.
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:23:36 PM
Those are great!!!!!



Man:
I'd love to eat you baby!

Me:
I know your mother...
 Bright Delight 4 U
Joined: 12/29/2004
Msg: 9
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:30:33 PM
Me:
You treat your body like a temple.

Her:
You treat yours like a tent

This actually happened to me years ago at a family & friend bbq
Me: (discussing women with the other guys)
"If only sheep could cook."

Her: (a women I had just met)
"If only vibrators could take out the garbage. "
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:32:43 PM
This is in fun because everyone is being down and so depressed and angry sounding that ppl are running for the hills...
 sweeteez
Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:38:33 PM
fun...fun...fun.....
 ALady
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:53:05 PM
I hear a cheesy line like one of those, and I usually just bust up laughing at them. If they look shocked, I just say, "I assumed that was some kind of a joke. You can't be serious." Usually does it.
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:55:05 PM
Man:
Nice tits

Me:
Do you kiss your babies with that mouth?
 livewirehere
Joined: 8/10/2004
Msg: 14
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Posted: 11/6/2005 2:01:49 PM
If it makes me laugh, it'll usually work~~~
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 11/6/2005 2:39:21 PM
shhhh^^^^^
don't tell them that making us laugh works!!!
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
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Posted: 11/6/2005 3:04:19 PM
HB.....

Laughing works???.....OMG.....if that were true....OTB and I would be getting it right and left......lmao

Wait......maybe he is and I am not....Geeeez.....

Oh well....OT.....Man: Your pants or mine?!!!!...... Woman: Either way....you lose!!
 grplaman
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 11/6/2005 3:16:34 PM
OP,..... those were all funny!

Sooooooooooooooooo, are there anymore MAN-HATERS in the room? LOL
 The Fat Man
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 11/6/2005 4:07:47 PM
Man-- Can I pet your sheep...?

Farmer--- Go away you freek, stay away from Lambchops...
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 19
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Posted: 11/6/2005 4:56:30 PM
Make me laugh and we'll see what happens
 leafslady
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 20
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Posted: 11/6/2005 5:00:46 PM
Actually used this one...
Him..."can we pretend to be married for one night?"
Me..."only if I get alimony"
 sweeteez
Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 11/6/2005 6:43:58 PM
You get a Go Leafs for that one.....
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 22
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Posted: 11/6/2005 6:50:28 PM
man
I would love to have someone like you

Me
Sure you would, but I am taken, and I don't cheat.
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 23
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:21:59 AM
For the guys...this thread isn't supposed to be gender biased...
So here's one for you:

Her:
I love watching your ass walk away

Him:
Keep on watching then cause I'm not comimg back
 leafslady
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:38:08 AM
Him..."I'll be there in your dreams tonight."

Me.."that would be called a nightmare."
 okieroper
Joined: 8/23/2004
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:40:14 AM
her: so are you really single


me:Are you really rich
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