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 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 1
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Here's how I handle them:

Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Me:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore...



Man:
Is this seat empty?

Me:
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit in that one...


Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?

Me:
Do not enter...

Man:
Your place or mine?

Me:
Both...you go to your place and I'll go to mine...
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 2
How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?
Posted: 11/6/2005 1:14:34 PM
Man:
I'd love to have your body

Me:
Sorry, I'm using it for the next 40 years



*bizi... *
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:23:36 PM
Those are great!!!!!



Man:
I'd love to eat you baby!

Me:
I know your mother...
 Bright Delight 4 U
Joined: 12/29/2004
Msg: 4
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:30:33 PM
Me:
You treat your body like a temple.

Her:
You treat yours like a tent

This actually happened to me years ago at a family & friend bbq
Me: (discussing women with the other guys)
"If only sheep could cook."

Her: (a women I had just met)
"If only vibrators could take out the garbage. "
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:32:43 PM
This is in fun because everyone is being down and so depressed and angry sounding that ppl are running for the hills...
 ALady
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:53:05 PM
I hear a cheesy line like one of those, and I usually just bust up laughing at them. If they look shocked, I just say, "I assumed that was some kind of a joke. You can't be serious." Usually does it.
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 11/6/2005 1:55:05 PM
Man:
Nice tits

Me:
Do you kiss your babies with that mouth?
 livewirehere
Joined: 8/10/2004
Msg: 8
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Posted: 11/6/2005 2:01:49 PM
If it makes me laugh, it'll usually work~~~
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 11/6/2005 2:39:21 PM
shhhh^^^^^
don't tell them that making us laugh works!!!
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 11/6/2005 3:04:19 PM
HB.....

Laughing works???.....OMG.....if that were true....OTB and I would be getting it right and left......lmao

Wait......maybe he is and I am not....Geeeez.....

Oh well....OT.....Man: Your pants or mine?!!!!...... Woman: Either way....you lose!!
 grplaman
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 11/6/2005 3:16:34 PM
OP,..... those were all funny!

Sooooooooooooooooo, are there anymore MAN-HATERS in the room? LOL
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 11/6/2005 4:56:30 PM
Make me laugh and we'll see what happens
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 11/6/2005 6:50:28 PM
man
I would love to have someone like you

Me
Sure you would, but I am taken, and I don't cheat.
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:21:59 AM
For the guys...this thread isn't supposed to be gender biased...
So here's one for you:

Her:
I love watching your ass walk away

Him:
Keep on watching then cause I'm not comimg back
 okieroper
Joined: 8/23/2004
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:40:14 AM
her: so are you really single


me:Are you really rich
 mustangsally1273
Joined: 8/30/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:40:26 AM
ROTFLMAO!!! I think I have to go out more often!!! This is great!!! LOL
 AnGeLbEaNz
Joined: 4/15/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:43:34 AM
him: I lost my phone number can i have yours?


her: well you know your name look it up in the phone book!
 mustangsally1273
Joined: 8/30/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:50:31 AM
I SOOO need to write these down!!! Too funny...and if they can't take a joke you KNOW that's not any good!!!
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 19
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:50:33 AM
Him:
You're really hottttt

Her:
Your're really stupid
 good n plenty
Joined: 9/19/2005
Msg: 20
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:52:22 AM
I was shooting pool one night when a woman walked up and asked
"want to play with me ?"
I told her " maybe later, but you still have to put your 50 cents up on the table"

talk about a wet hen !!!!!
 MursPlace
Joined: 10/22/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 11/7/2005 10:18:58 AM
Ouch most don’t give a person a chance. Time to give a few of life’s experiences on lines that only happen a few times in life.
In the spirit of fun.
Here are a couple of actual lines that seemed to do the job just fine.

Her: Do you know the difference between a 9 and a 10?

Him: hmm, I could guess but I’d rather you tell me.

Her: A 10 swallows.

>>>> Next up that really is good if delivered at the right time.

Her: All you want to do is get naked and have sex.

Him: No I have a 48 hour rule when it comes to first dates.

Her: What’s a 48 hour rule?

Him: For the first 48 hours my pants stay on but yours are totally optional.
 Disco Daddy
Joined: 8/10/2005
Msg: 22
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Posted: 11/7/2005 10:25:00 AM
Hey hey now... I am often forced to use the "is this seat empty?" line. I swear it's only because the seat was empty though... so ladies, if you ever see me out and about, and I use this line. Please be gentle. I mean no harm.

Her: You're really hot!

Him: Yeah, I know.
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 23
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Posted: 11/7/2005 10:26:00 AM
Too funny!!!!!

*reaches for towel to wipe keyboard*
 Summer Teeth
Joined: 6/15/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 11/7/2005 10:26:40 AM
So how do you gals respond to "Hi. How are you?" What do you do? Shoot him or knife him on the spot?
 rory27
Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 11/8/2005 12:41:46 AM
Him: "There's an angel missing because you must have just fell from heaven"


Her: "And you just fell from grace with that comment."
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