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 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 1
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGSPage 1 of 2    (1, 2)
1)the old hobo's infected foot
2)sniper in the mall
3)turn your head and cough
4)bill and monica at work
5)skinny dipping with ted kennedy
6)sweet heart of the cell block
7)we need to talk
8)bad sushi
9)when daddy came home early
10)it will only hurt a little

feel free to add any i missed
 grplaman
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 2
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/12/2005 9:28:24 AM
Caught doing the teacher

Caught again, doing another teacher

Man-love in Cell #18

The 10th fall of a cat

Colorful mozac splat of cat after 9th life. (very rare)

Is this frosting, on the couch

Boys first vacuum

The "wasted" mom look

Candy from a stranger (comes with an authentic and signed police report)

Mommy and Daddy leaving home for good



 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 3
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/12/2005 3:59:20 PM
nice^^^^^^^^
a few more i found

the condom broke

the best 50 he ever spent

housewife by day dominatrix by night

caught touching himself

thanksgiving with the manson's

the boy who cried and got laughed at
 grplaman
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 4
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/12/2005 5:39:05 PM
All of mine are original..theses are fun. I make them up as I go

Pete's real dragon

aftermath of being called sissy

the real pew in the church

boys playing urology doctor

the one-eyed cat

shut-up father knows best

latest Uncle

boy drowns looking for goldfish

snickering kid after snooping on mom

the fart sniffing contest

win the turkey contest

yellow initials

Axe found with a bow still attached

The sat on frog-AKA,.boys and their pockets

the cucumber lie

the lemoade stand.we're out of lemos but, this will work. same color.

Daddys home-RUN!

busted! what boys do behind locked doors.


 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 5
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/12/2005 6:28:48 PM
these are fun

reaching for the bar of soap(a prison painting)

tommy finds mommy's special friend in her underwear drawer

lorena bobbets special package

the bathroom floor after 12 shots of tequia

two pump chump

a holiday visit from food poisoning

pocket full of gold(a married man at a bar)

santa clause and the cold cheerleader

getting her way out of a ticket

are you my daddy

a virgin on prom night(fantasy)
 jessika2908
Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 6
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/13/2005 4:35:51 PM
How about "girls first visit to the gyno"?
Teenage daughter tells dad she is pregnant.
Teenage boy tells mother girlfriend is pregnant.
Shot gun wedding
Sorry Justin that is all I could think of right now.
My mind isn't in the warped mood. LOL
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 7
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/13/2005 7:55:07 PM
a few more

why daddy cries

sexually frustrated women(partner to 2 pump chump)

closing time at the bar

fathers day at the trailer park

she looked 18

no this won't end up on the net

was it good for you

quick my husband just got home

it was good while it lasted
 jessika2908
Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 8
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/13/2005 9:24:57 PM
Visiting day at the prison
 ~softEDGE~
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 9
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A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/13/2005 9:52:51 PM
poor spot was sick again

aunt lizzie's operations~ a series of 5

what we found on the road that hot summer day

divorce day in court everyone is sad

pee wee comes out of the closet and naked too

uncle pat is now aunt pat, isn't he pretty now?

spring break~grandmas gone wild

daddy n momma are brother n sister~are we cousins?

this is what the cat threw up

bobby does his teacher but teacher's hubby works for daddy

daddy's secretary did what?

this is what i caught fishing, should we throw it back?

 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 10
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/13/2005 10:29:33 PM
NICE^^^^^^^^^^^

mommy is happy its fleet week

carolina cheerleaders behind bars

before penicillin(social disease)

the train(a drunken girl painting)

of course ill respect you in the morning

i
 ~softEDGE~
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 11
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A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/13/2005 10:48:17 PM
jimmy's first day in therapy~a commemorative portrait

mommy's got more tats~series of 76

grampa has a hot dog

bobby used cindy's lipstick again

fluffy ate one of her kittens, why?!

hooters is a place we know but only daddy can go

laundry day at the state hospital

little susie is was a pyro, now she's all grown up...

that wasn't chicken we ate for dinner; look at the bones!

uncle bill shot the tv again

why does auntie drink so much?
 grplaman
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 12
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/17/2005 11:34:52 AM
I"m just passing through....... here's another one.

The gynecologist-"RELAX!,.RELAX!,...I CAN'T GET MY HAND OUT!,...RELAX!"
 jessika2908
Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 13
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/17/2005 11:45:37 AM
Boys first blue ball experience.
 ~softEDGE~
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 14
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A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/17/2005 4:36:19 PM
he's scared he wet the bed; but no, it's just his first wet dream...

mommy drinks an awful lot

daddy is a carny

gramma's very strange recipe

sissy's first period

the neighbors are so nosey, let's play a lil game...

a vodka bottle, where?!

what they found in her drawer at work

alternative lifestyles: another kind of painting

what norman really thought
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 15
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/18/2005 4:16:52 PM
daddy shot our thanksgiving bird on a garbage pile.

a private lesson with mary kay laternno

guess where his finger has been

not so tiny tim(christmas picture)

spit or swallow

alex trebec gets freaky

dennis rodmans white wedding
 ~softEDGE~
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 16
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A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/18/2005 11:45:06 PM
"pieces" from the leper collection

mikey, the hamster and the microwave

let's scare sister; with a skull

the dogs next door: stuck together again

martha stewart's prison shower series

robert downey: the three day binge

ann b davis; dominatrix sex kitten

mike tyson's turkey baster bodiour sessions

timmy's field trip to the glue factory

why kami scratches there

toothpicks and raisens art from the state hospital

leon's zipper accident, a colorful portrait

norman's undiscovered hallucinogenic works
 jessika2908
Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 17
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/18/2005 11:48:22 PM
Stuck in a rain storm with my ex
Girl gets tired of the games
 ~softEDGE~
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 18
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A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/22/2005 6:09:24 PM
uncle bob's operations; series of five

cindy barfing after an all nighter

tasha's ingrown toenail

jim's cancerous lungs

jeannie is bulemic

killer black mold. series of ten paintings

jarred cancerous prostate in the lab

aunt tina's pearl necklace

thanksgiving frozen turkey dinner with malt liquor beverage

niki has a gambling problem; her ingenious way to come up with rent money

bobby and his snotty blankie

those aren't peanuts they found in the couch

lisa likes her doggy



 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 19
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/25/2005 4:11:11 PM
HER FIRST BRAZILLIAN WAX
TINA IS A REAL BLONDE
HANDCUFFS AND LEATHER
AFTER THE LIGHTS GO OUT AT THE ALL GIRLS SCHOOL
A BAD DAY AT THE POST OFFICE
THE LINE AT THE LADIES BATHROOM
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 20
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 1/3/2006 2:39:32 PM
tight pants after a slow dance
how tina got all her beads
hulk hogan comes out of the closet
is it supposed to smell that way
road head in a yugo
really honey i did not know she was your cousin
 ~softEDGE~
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 21
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A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 2/23/2006 9:36:36 PM
oh shit the toilets broke again!

that isn't what you thought it twas

oreos and beer

poor bunny lost a foot

ooh that smell!

leopold's leotard shrunk

stacey's first zit.

that wasn't chicken...

he said hacker like it was an ugly word

mrs. minnion's proudest students

puckered taint

freddy wears sasha's poncho

she didn't know it was wrong

she loved him anyway

that's not lipstick on the linen

balut/the other boned egg

she's a snotty lil thing

yes she did too deserve it!
 Gangrel_in_london
Joined: 9/24/2004
Msg: 22
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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:03:14 AM
Pooh Goes Bonkers with his Drill and Bits

Chris Isaak: MixMaster

Daddy, Baby, and the Ceiling Fan

The Pound Puppy Named Cerberus

Flaming Gerbil Cannon (based on real event)

Daddys Necktie and the Garbage Disposal

Baby Brother Soup Suprise

The Thing in Your Closet Will Eat You

The Happy Flappy Fingernail

Sparky is So Old All He Does is Shake and Pee

Daddy Puts Sparky Down with a Ceiling Fan, then Serves Him as Sparky Salad

The Long Red Tube on the Road Ends in a Skunk


I'll think up some more depending on if I can get it together enough to drink some today.

Cheers
~W.S.
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 4/3/2006 12:05:26 AM
A FEW MORE
in the emergency room after a night with john holmes
captain hook becomes a security screener at the airport
what you wake up with after doing shots all night
losing the handcuff key
no i won't c*m in mouth i promise.
holy cow she is wearing white.
 ~softEDGE~
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 25
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A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 5/18/2006 7:01:24 PM
susie's tenacious boil
jimmy's got three SETS of teeth coming in
otis always wears yellow pants, wonder why?
samantha and her newest baby, who's this one's daddy?
tobi the uberbeagle has lipstick, erm, is that dipstick
what the dentist extracted
paris after a 4 day weekend at the hardrock, series of 10
plastic surgery gone waaay wrong, cindy has 3 tits
hervin's new hearse smells like what?
timmy's expression upon finding worms in such pretty sweet n juicy pears
thats not mold, did she eat asparagus?
the dog found crispy crunchy treats in the litterbox again, and boy is he happy
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 27
A FEW OF NORMAN ROCKWELL'S LEAST KNOWN PAINTINGS
Posted: 11/21/2007 7:22:26 PM
His version of stuffing the turkey
How mommy pays the rent
cold temps and tight costumes(why daddy loves the ice show)
How Trina got off Santa's naughty list
Daddy finds his daughter's party pic on the net
why Rudolph's nose is really red
I slept with you(morning after pic)
what mommy does when daddy is gone
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