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 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 2
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try not putting your tool in her ear next time.
 cancercarless
Joined: 9/23/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:11:06 AM
One time, my girl friend's neighbors left a note on her door saying "f*ck quieter". And I mean, all the neighbors. There were like 11 signatures on the note. Apparently she was super noisy and people three floors down coul hear it.
 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:14:42 AM
Apparently she was super noisy and people three floors down coul hear it.

Apparently you are either deaf, or this was your friends experience. j/k
 kikilynn
Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:16:03 AM

One time, my girl friend's neighbors left a note on her door saying "f*ck quieter". And I mean, all the neighbors. There were like 11 signatures on the note. Apparently she was super noisy and people three floors down coul hear it.

^^^
That is FUNNY!!

OT: Sometimes I'm so loud that I practically annoy myself... does that count??
I'm thinking "Jeez woman, shut the hell up! You're waking the neighbours!"
 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:17:02 AM
didn't we discuss you not telling people how loud you are with me kikilynn? Jeez!!!!! lol
 choklitkiss
Joined: 12/1/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:17:07 AM
Not necessarily loud, but definitely talked too damn much. SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm trying to concentrate here.....
 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:21:57 AM
didn't we discuss you not telling people how loud you are with me thedevilsadvocate? Jeez!!!!! lol
 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:38:23 AM
Whoops, my bad.... Well, I promise I won't tell anybody else.
 marketguy
Joined: 9/14/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:48:19 AM
never had one that loud. but I do love it loud
 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 12/12/2005 10:16:08 AM
didn't we discuss you not telling people how not loud we were Dark Secrets? Jeez, thanks!!!!! lol
 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 12/12/2005 10:27:25 AM
didn't we discuss you not telling people how loud you are with me colin? Jeez!!!!! lol
Sorry, couldn't resist. That was the last one, I promise.

But are you trying to tell me that they are NOT suppose to sound like a camel giving birth? I mean, it is their camel toe that you are.......
 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 12/12/2005 10:36:34 AM
Not so much a degree, as it was self educated while being a lonely teenage boy, living on a farm...... But I fear TMI coming on..... So I shall digress.

I'm surprised no one has made comment on this yet. Have none of you seen Porky's? Remember Lassie (Kim Catrel)?
 diheart
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 28
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:31:50 PM
At least a grunt would be better than no noise at all. Did I tell you that I have a muzzle in my bedroom???? LOL
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 49
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Posted: 12/13/2005 5:51:45 AM
dont know that it has to be too loud, but noises are definitely a good thing! ummm real ones though LOL
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 52
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Posted: 12/13/2005 6:03:50 AM
^^^^exactly!!!

trying to not ask her to prove it... :P (@ blast)
 RU-Serious
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 53
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:23:00 AM
no ego deflating here....mines not that big to deflate..anyways, my point was....when a girl gives me a really GOOD orgasm...i am LOUD...and its my experience with women , that its the same way.....( i can tell a cheap moan from the real deal) ...anyways...no worries. just a good conversation..lol


Sorry, I just had a flashback from the movie "When Harry Met Sally". Meg Ryan started having an "orgasm" in the restaurant to show Billy Crystal just how easily a woman can trick a man into thinking it is for real.

"YES... YES.... YES.... OH.... GOD.... YES...."
 stever298
Joined: 7/9/2006
Msg: 75
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Posted: 8/5/2006 6:34:43 PM
my partners usually cry uncontrollably and roll up in the fetal position when I'm done.
 polygirl
Joined: 7/28/2006
Msg: 76
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Posted: 8/5/2006 8:00:30 PM
lol, haven't experienced that just yet. I try to keep my noise level right in the middle.
 scoresleazy┬«
Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 82
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Posted: 8/7/2006 2:57:02 AM
Maybe your " girlfriend " just sprung a leak. Leaks can be loud and easily fixable :)
 Lick It Up
Joined: 8/31/2006
Msg: 91
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Posted: 9/6/2006 9:17:37 PM
I love my girlfriend dearly, but this is the one spot i'd like to change in the bedroom, she doesn't make a sound...sometimes I check to see if she's still awake...

But I mean, she doesn't make a sound, I have heard her make one sound, and that was way back when we first started going out, I went down on her and she made a little Ahhh sound, like breathing in, and she thought it was the end of the world...she always says, 'it's just not right' and 'I don't do it'

but I can tell that she needs to, she always holds back, puts a pillow over her face and whatnot...ehhh



 MKSPIN333
Joined: 8/3/2005
Msg: 92
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Posted: 9/6/2006 10:04:00 PM
so, noise is awesome..quiet like a mouse finger banging a cat, or loud like an elephant porking a gazelle...it's all toe curling goodness. at the same time, while noise can be so powerful, quiet can leave its mark on an evening as well.

i love this story...

i met a girl on this site many months back. she was great, we clicked perfectly. same humor, same tastes, same idea of what a saturday afternoon should consist of; all the good stuff that makes you feel like if you've had it once, then you haven't been gyped in this life. sex was cosmic (i get tall just thinking about it). one day, after many dates, i visited her at her work place and we went out for lunch. i thought this was the perfect time for the deal or no deal game, where we decided what things would be deal breakers, and as long as we respected that, then we'd be good just the two of us. one of her deal items was a required understanding that while she was poised and postured on the whole, she had her needs in bed that demanded satisfaction...such as; "Every once in a while I'm gonna ask you to pull my hair while you f me in the a$$". since i'm a gentleman, i whole-heartedly agreed to this term (which made agreeing on all the other terms an enthusiastic breeze;) a week passes and we're in bed. we're cruising along missionary like when i reach my hands behind her shoulder blades and get 2 fistfulls of her raven locks. i tug on them, just enough to make her raise her chin, arch her back and amplify her moans just before a dead silence. she looked at me, quivering. in the quiet, feeling that she had somethig to say, i almost filled her center up. she pushed me back huredly, flipped over, and said "just make sure you're pulling my hair"

the entire evening was awesome...but never before, and not yet since, had a moment of quiet been so sensational!

~~~not all quiet is bad
 IdoAllmyOwnStunts
Joined: 1/24/2006
Msg: 98
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Posted: 9/7/2006 7:43:20 AM
i tell my neighbors im runnning a small church out of my apt to help explain all the "OH Gods!" they hear through the walls. i yell back "Amen" a lot to help with the ruse..
 Leeanne
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 102
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Posted: 9/7/2006 1:08:53 PM
OMG I totaly get turned on by my man making noise - the more the better!!!
I like it when the moans and dirty talk, comes just at the right moment - it only enhances the session!!!
I guess if it was as bad as you say though it could be distracting.
 MelissaMelissa
Joined: 4/2/2006
Msg: 114
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Posted: 9/12/2006 7:52:50 PM

I'll let you guys in on a little secret (and I know some women are going to come in here and flame me because they want to keep their "I'm so hot" attitude on here)....BUT:

All that yelling and loud (I mean really loud) moaning? It's for YOUR benefit. Who the hell moans for 20 minutes and screams all over the place? It smacks of bad porno. VERY bad porno.

Soft moans, etc - is for real. Screaming is not. The louder they scream, the harder they're faking



I agree to a point... yelling for 20 min is fake for sure. Moaning and occassional yelling- maybe. But yelling in orgasm is very typical. Depends on how much and how long shes yelling.
 Nazgul29
Joined: 5/16/2006
Msg: 122
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Posted: 9/13/2006 1:05:59 PM
try going to college . . .
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