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 tallykatt
Joined: 7/7/2005
Msg: 1
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Hi all, now i know we have all heard tose "pick up line jokes" but do thay actually happen? or is the joke the pick up line????????


Share the worst pick up lines you know have bin used, and what happened because of it????
 ICEWOLF3000
Joined: 11/17/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 12/15/2005 12:39:41 PM
watch out for the curves!!!!

you must be tire? gal answers why?, because you had been around my mind all day.

what's your name? or is it true that angels have no name only pretty faces?

No ones perfect until you fall in love with them.

-Girl you've been bad, go to my room!

 tallykatt
Joined: 7/7/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 12/15/2005 12:52:27 PM
Hey I may not be the hottest guy in the bar but I'm the only one talking to you now arn't I.



Thats funny...lol
 asweetguy22
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 12/16/2005 9:02:55 AM
lol i like that on i am gonna have to use it sometime...
 Acecomedian
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 12/18/2005 2:51:53 PM
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt).... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Super drug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? no.......... Can I???
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them?
I lost my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
 Polly_G
Joined: 11/21/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 12/18/2005 9:02:03 PM
"Do you watch WWE wrestling?"
 Borladin
Joined: 4/22/2006
Msg: 8
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Posted: 4/22/2006 11:03:24 AM
I'm not a Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!!!
 Pinkdeville
Joined: 8/28/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 4/24/2006 10:06:16 PM
As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
 I1269r
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 11
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Posted: 4/25/2006 8:36:12 AM
Say, did you drop this pretty (fake) gold chain?

I don't know about that, seems my worst ones are popular, lol but
heres' one for the guys.

If your woman aint doing you good and you want a really good ride,
while you are doing her doggy style just say "You Fck worse than your sister",
and hold on tight, lol
('')
 cutieisacurse
Joined: 4/15/2006
Msg: 12
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Posted: 4/26/2006 9:15:31 PM
Worst one ever used on me: Is your daddy a terrorist? Cuz you are the bomb!!!!

Worst one I ever used: Your name MUST be sunshine cuz' looking at you makes a girl warm all over. (Hey, it worked)
 I1269r
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 13
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Posted: 4/29/2006 8:30:35 AM
Got a towel, I'm getting wet. a girl once said to me.
My reply was: "A towel I could be."

Any more hotties need a towel?
 I1269r
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 14
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Posted: 4/29/2006 4:13:06 PM
I sat down at a table of women, one pulls out an unmentionable long and thick 2x12 (not feet, lol) inch item and I said,
Hey, can't compete with that baby, give them a big parting smile, as they laughed it up, was outta there, and hooked up with chicky poo on the dance floor.

My buddy said "where are you going" I said, dancin' and hooked up with the lady for 3 or 4 years, got a house together and all that jazz.

The biggest thing about it, it was neither of us were going to go out that night as we were out the night before and both of us had friends urging each other to go. Fate is great.

Worst pickup line, lol
Two chicks seated at the Ports of Caul(?) Toronto, (many years before) I asked them if they "Both wanted to party" They did! Twin sisters at that. Too bad I left them for some right hot chick on the dance floor... Might have been a learning experience, lol

Oh how the younger years were fun.
 I1269r
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 15
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Posted: 4/29/2006 7:26:30 PM
We were in a restaurant in Temagami Ont -a very long story - asked the witress when she was getting off. She replied "8pm". Keeping in mind it was a Friday morning, I said "Well see you next Tuesday then!" Everybody cracked right up, we left leaving her wondering, lol
Luvin it!
 Outdoor2
Joined: 4/1/2006
Msg: 16
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Posted: 5/1/2006 11:46:55 AM
A friend used to use this one....I never have....

"Don't be shy, your mother wasn't"
 I1269r
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 17
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Posted: 5/3/2006 10:49:20 AM
If you were referring to funnygirl, I could use a hat as well... LoL
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 5/4/2006 2:40:45 AM
I must tell you, you have a mastercard a$$. It's everywhere I wanna be!
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 19
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Posted: 5/13/2006 8:03:43 PM
As long as I have a face you'll have a place to sit!
 cornerthe
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 20
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Posted: 5/14/2006 7:50:21 AM
Q. Can I capture you on canvas?
A. Do you mean paint my picture?

Response- No, I mean there is an old army cot in the backroom and I wanna nail you on it.
 Scottakasprite
Joined: 4/15/2006
Msg: 21
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Posted: 5/14/2006 8:10:08 AM
That's rough.. Gotta try it..

(Looking through a pair of Budweiser bottles) Yup, You'll do!

Excuse me, dinner's getting hard.

Are you as easy as you look?

I got a 12 inch tongue and I breath through my ears, Wanna go for a quickie?

A friend used this one, and surprisingly it worked.. "I'm going to fcuk you tonight" she replied "How do you figure that?" He answered "One leg over my shoulder"
 pascofuntimes
Joined: 5/10/2006
Msg: 22
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Posted: 5/15/2006 9:50:52 AM
hey wanta play circus'''''''''''''''''''' sit on my face an i'll guess your weight
 uscavalrymedic
Joined: 11/21/2005
Msg: 23
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Posted: 5/24/2006 6:38:32 PM
I'M drunk and your drunk. We can sleep together and NOT have sex.... yeah RIGHT!
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