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 UWantThis
Joined: 11/19/2005
Msg: 3
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Hair flip?? I advise against the hair flip. Smile is good, but you can't just be showing him your teeth all night. Try talking about sports. You have to know something about the Super Bowl.
 stoowart
Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 2/8/2006 9:35:31 AM
goodness me! this is going really well eh? a few more of these top tips and you'll be able to post a top ten in viz in no time!
 doll parts
Joined: 11/7/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 2/8/2006 10:47:40 AM
haha ok, this is lame, and I can't believe that I'm revealing my secret....

buuuuuut...

if I'm at a bar, I will most definately be holding a beer. And if said beer is a corona, I will be trying to maneuver a lime wedge into the neck of the bottle. Annnnd, if I happen to see a man that interests me, I will flip the bottle over, holding my thumb over the spout, presumably to disperse the lime throughout the beer (as the pro-drinkers do) but in actuality, when I flip the bottle right side up, it always sprays out. If I aim it correctly, I can lightly spray whatever guy it is I like. haha then I walk up and offer to buy them a drink as an appology! Works every time!

haha and p.s. ....I found this out by accident. now I've honed my skill, and I use it accordingly ;)
 huhoney
Joined: 10/24/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 2/8/2006 10:56:52 AM
excuse me... what time is it? be sure not to be wearing a watch or carrying a cell phone, look around 1st for clocks2!@lol
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 2/8/2006 11:40:02 AM
kittyblack, after reading your profile I would be shocked to find out you were shy and short of words to chat-up with the guys.

I am not sure of the real intentions of this post but if you are having problems then just chat it uo as if you were one of the guys. From reading your profile you are not short on topicsa that would interest the guys.

Bana-dito
 doll parts
Joined: 11/7/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 2/8/2006 12:22:50 PM
haha I'm not talking about spraying it all over a guy, just a little bit. and you'd think that a girl that had an 'accident' is an idiot? most guys aren't so anal. Talking to them proves I'm not ditsy anyways.
 stoowart
Joined: 7/19/2005
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Posted: 2/8/2006 3:16:50 PM
if in doubt, catch his eye, point at him so he knows you mean him, demonstrate your "throat" technique on ya beer bottle, tap your watch and hold up five fingers, then wave your thumb hitchhiker style towards the car park.....oh yes lol a priceless thread this one! well done kitty
 stoowart
Joined: 7/19/2005
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Posted: 2/8/2006 3:58:51 PM
oh, and if he's not interested? you'll see a clean pair of heels, no doubt
 stoowart
Joined: 7/19/2005
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Posted: 2/9/2006 5:00:02 AM
oh, ya like pearls eh?
 Strider886
Joined: 3/28/2006
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Posted: 3/29/2006 4:15:51 PM

superheroine - "Hey wanna have sex?" usually works for me...


If a woman said that to me id say "erm... no thanks", just for the fact that i dont like being stereotyped for being a man.
 zig02
Joined: 1/1/2006
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Posted: 3/29/2006 5:43:18 PM
Just thought I'd add - if you see someone in a bar carrying a Stephen King novel, run the other way, because even Stephen King says that some of his fans terrify him because they're so strange. I've never actually seen anyone holding a book in a bar, but hey, who knows?

And on the subject of the spilled drink or the beer spraying technique, make sure that he gets thoroughly drenched so that he has to take off his shirt - a good start wouldn't you say?

This is the second time this evening that I've agreed with Bandito - will wonders ever cease...
 Strider886
Joined: 3/28/2006
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Posted: 3/30/2006 2:11:58 AM
See thats a pitty, because thats all you need to do. Talk to us...

There are no "special chat-up lines", and with the exception of the first line (the hook) the same goe's when the situation is reversed too.
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 48
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Posted: 3/30/2006 6:00:29 AM

Danm, I got four drinks spilled on me this weekend.... I didn't realize I was being hit on. I figured they were just sloppy drunk


Oops...that might have been me singlensmiling Rumour has it that I am quite charming, chatty and quite the ladies man when I am sloppy drunk....too bad I don't remember any of it
 akula
Joined: 9/27/2006
Msg: 55
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Posted: 10/14/2006 6:40:33 PM
Id help you out but women dont talk to me.lol
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