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 eddie0221
Joined: 2/2/2006
Msg: 7
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i will stand in line for this one...lol
 eddie0221
Joined: 2/2/2006
Msg: 9
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Posted: 4/19/2006 9:26:05 PM
ok, I definitely like you!!!
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 10
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Posted: 4/19/2006 11:28:54 PM
Well Miss cuidado_llamas I need your help

I been hitting on all the women between the ages of 18-25 (all 354,765 of them) and all I get back are replies like "Dream On" and "Dirty Old Man" and "Go Hit on Someone Your Own Age"

Is there anything I can do to my profile to make myself look more youthful? Is there a Grecian Formula for profiles to restore my youthful colour?

I need help damn it!
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 4/20/2006 7:35:49 AM
^^^too funny I almost lost my coffee
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:53:08 AM

I don't know why those girls were so mean except they are scared of your macho manliness.


Thank you for your kind words cuidado_llamas but I am so manly I got slapped with a restraining order from a all girl's college ordering me to keep with 1Km of the school. Seemsd they didn't appreciate my revolutionary method of taking pics upwards on my back as they walked by or rode by on their bikes

No one likes a true artist these days
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 26
More niceness available!
Posted: 4/20/2006 11:42:08 PM
^^^funny...that is pretty close to what my ex said to me when I asked her to marry me..."for the lack of anything better...."
 Spazoid
Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 31
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Posted: 4/21/2006 11:03:45 AM

Hi! I'll review your profile and say only nice things about it! And I promise to give you no constructive feedback or honesty whatsoever.


This thread is great!!
 Banter-er
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 51
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Posted: 4/22/2006 5:04:47 PM
Ms llamas - you rock! This thread is hysterical.

Pick me! Pick me!!
 Banter-er
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 54
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Posted: 4/23/2006 9:38:45 AM
Thanks cuidado, you are very nice. More pictures coming soon.
 Simplekindofman82
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 71
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Posted: 6/6/2006 4:31:35 AM
oooo do my profile, I know it needs alot of work, so any tips would be greatly apreciated thanks.
 who_me0000
Joined: 4/7/2006
Msg: 80
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Posted: 6/6/2006 5:18:55 PM
OK, I'm ready. Do Mine.
 robert485
Joined: 6/5/2006
Msg: 85
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Posted: 6/6/2006 10:32:01 PM
"Hi! I'll review your profile and say only nice things about it! And I promise to give you no constructive feedback or honesty whatsoever.

So who's first? Step right up!"

So whats the point in this then? to make people feel good about themselves? well good, but u kinda blew it by telling them your not gonna be honest. I think that is pointless.
 Banter-er
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 92
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Posted: 6/7/2006 2:32:20 PM
Dear Ms llamas,

You seem to be drifting into "real" profile review territory.

May I suggest:

"You mentioned chocolate in your profile. Chicks love that!"
 can_you_catch
Joined: 6/8/2006
Msg: 100
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Posted: 6/8/2006 11:34:01 AM
can you review my profil?
 can_you_catch
Joined: 6/8/2006
Msg: 102
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Posted: 6/8/2006 12:35:20 PM
dear cudidado
thanks for your suggestion, but i think u got me wrong, how come you think that i need a obidient girl? i dont know what makes you think abt other cultural barriers too? its not the case at all, for me decent = someone who is just not doing time pass on here, and yaa i do prefer smart girls over girls with small skirt , bottomline is smartness is more imp for me than look, i didnt mention slutty or other words, infact i do respect all women n i dont prefer to use those words

it wud b gr8 if you can give frank and independent review , apart from based on your assumption

thanks
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 110
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Posted: 6/9/2006 5:45:43 PM
cuidado_llamas I've never done this before. I honestly tried to write the most BORING profile I could think of. A profile that would make men who read it want to break every freshly sharpened pencil, and throw erasers, new ones, out the window of tall office buildings. I tried, I did. Gave it my best, honest effort. And still get the emails, wanna meet you want to talk to you. About what? All I could possibly have to talk to them about is Line 7 on the 1040 long form. It's so pathetic I KNOW what that is and could discuss it until the cows wouldn't want to come home, they'd be trying to eat their own cow pies and hope they'd go to that big ranch in the sky.
What am I doing wrong? I'm apparently a total failure *sniff sniff* can I not bore men? Please tell me what I need to write.
Obi Wan, you're my only hope!!
Honestly, you know I love this site. But only here for my friends and the forums. I've written everything I can possibly imagine, it's clear.
I'm in love and involved, why doesn't anyone see that? If you know what I can write so noone else wastes my time or theirs, I'd ready and open.
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 114
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Posted: 6/11/2006 6:47:48 PM
cuidado_llamas Thanks so much for your wisdom. I knew it, I'm a complete failure!!
Sniffle...no really I am dull and boring, or try to be when I want to.
Thanks for your insight. I guess it's back to the drawing board for me. *sigh*
Thanks for your insight, much appreciated.
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 116
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Posted: 6/12/2006 9:26:02 AM
What's wrong with collecting buttons? Oh right...I like collecting buttons......I like,...BLEK I HATE shopping...aw crap, I like the Home Shopping Network....thanks, I feel better already.
HUGS!
 So_Sweet_Mama
Joined: 6/13/2006
Msg: 121
I could use a little niceness
Posted: 6/13/2006 5:40:49 PM
Hi, I love your outlook on life. Even if your offer of nice reviews was tongue-in-cheek I think it's sweet. So please, take a peek.

Love,

CircusLady
 So_Sweet_Mama
Joined: 6/13/2006
Msg: 122
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Posted: 6/13/2006 7:08:12 PM
Your advice to Mr. Legionaire from 06/08/2006 1003 AM is right on!


Or, get creative and combine phrases:
"Hi! I'm a nonjudgmental nymphomaniac with a trust-fund who's up for anything! Let's go see some NASCAR where I can show off my boobs to all the drivers! Later I'll make you a gourmet dinner back at my place. After that, I hope you'll let me perform oral sex on you, it's my VERY FAVORITE THING! Just email me if you wanna know more about me! P.S. No pervs or marrieds."


Darn that rigid prohibition against plagiarism. Now that is one plagiar-worthy group of words and ideas if I’ve ever seen one…You are one awesome cheerful and not scrupulously honest lady. And guys dig that in a lady. Really.
 So_Sweet_Mama
Joined: 6/13/2006
Msg: 132
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Posted: 6/16/2006 4:35:28 PM
Thanks Cuidado Llamas! I find it fascinating that although you promise to say only nice things, your review of my profile was right on target.
especially the part about me being fun in bed.
You are obviously a very astute judge of human nature for your review to be so accurate. You said such nice things about me and my name, my interests, and my easy going sense of humor. What a tallented woman you are. Bordering on claravoiant, really. When I start my own circus, I do hope that you will consider traveling with us as our fortune teller. You are the best.
Babelfish translates your name as "Flames Well taken care of" would you say this is an accurate description of your mission here?

Love,

Circus Lady
 pepc72
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 133
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Posted: 6/16/2006 5:32:09 PM
If you could check out my profile and give any suggestion as to how I could change it to actually get a response more than once every six months, that would be greatly appreciated. Being nice about it is good, but I need honesty, so be not nice(in a nice way) if need be, I'm a big boy .
 Banter-er
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 171
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Posted: 6/27/2006 8:42:19 PM
I love this thread too.

Ms llama/sucka/peligrosas is my hero. Every day she doesn't post is a day without sunshine.
 Banter-er
Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 183
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Posted: 6/28/2006 9:08:29 PM
Sass, you are a cutie patootie. Knowing your tatoo is on the arch of your foot makes you even more interesting. But more than anything... I love your sass.

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WHAT? Damn, everybody was hijacking this thread to sweet-talk the ones they "really liked"... Why am I getting busted?
 Kataklysmic
Joined: 6/17/2006
Msg: 184
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Posted: 6/29/2006 3:12:41 PM
Review me please.....and please, no honesty. :)
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