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Joined: 4/20/2006
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I had gotten in the bus and sat down. In front of me was what appeared to be a nice lil ol lady in her mid 70's (give or take a few years) who suddenly flapped a hot mover in my general direction. I responded with one of my own since nobody on the bus didn't seem to mine the ol ladies. As it squeeked out i realized it was gonna be a larger blast than i had planned, and i blew the wig off the guy sitting behind me!
Joined: 1/11/2005
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Posted: 4/21/2006 3:25:01 AM
Do farts have lumps? ...oops
Joined: 8/11/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 12/4/2006 7:41:16 PM
do you know the difference in a fart and a fizzle?a fart goes around the turd and a fizzle goes through it......................................nasty......................
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 3/17/2007 5:31:15 PM
I was shopping in Sears, looking over the toys. I let out a SBD and had to leave the area because I could breathe. Just then a woman and a small child enter the toy department. The little girl looks up at her mother and says, "Eww Mommy, it smells!" I still chuckle when I think about that.
Joined: 9/20/2006
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Posted: 7/14/2007 10:55:08 AM
I know a guy, he's 60 now, but he said when he was 16 he took a girl on a date to the movies. While sitting on vinyl covered seats, he let one rip and he immediately looked at his date in "shock." Of course, everyone looked at his date. Only she knew the truth!

Needless to say, they never went out again.
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