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 nipoleon
Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 9
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Maby it went to the same place 1 sock always goes to in the washer ?
I get a vision of a new born baby holding it and saying, " Looking for this ?".
 MrMega
Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 15
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Posted: 5/14/2006 4:13:04 PM
Take a deep breath, close your mouth, hold your nose and try to blow.... grab the 'bubble' if you see one.
 nipoleon
Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 19
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Posted: 5/15/2006 11:07:24 AM
I'm glad you found it.
Now, can you tell me where that one sock goes in the washer ?
 Pandy
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 24
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Posted: 5/17/2006 10:30:20 AM
I'm thinking the hapless boyfriend needs to leave his ego behind when he's choosing a condom size next time around
 Lil Red Riding Hood
Joined: 4/21/2006
Msg: 25
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Posted: 5/19/2006 7:36:06 PM
This happened to me and my ex on our honeymoon.

We NEVER found the da*n thing.......seriously.

We ripped the bed apart, moved the bed, blankets, pillows, walls, ceiling....hahahaha..inside me.

No where to be found....

And NO it wasn't inside me. I think after 19 years I would have had some type of infection.

After we told a few friends that story, he got the nick name Jack Rabbit. The joke being he was f*cking me so hard and so fast, the condom disintegrated. HAHAHAHAHA.
 alan13446
Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 1/4/2007 3:45:15 PM
Yup...getting neutered was the best decision I made a few years ago..
 jj256
Joined: 12/1/2006
Msg: 34
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Posted: 1/8/2007 11:36:13 AM
Gotta add my 2 cents here!!!javascript:smilie('')

Got some deep sea salvage crews here on the lakes.... can send a crew to dive in and see what they can find!!!! LOL

Had to add this one!!! javascript:smilie('')
 Bubbles27
Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 35
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Posted: 1/11/2007 4:51:59 AM
Give it sometime, odds are you will find it again. Pay attention in the bathroom, I peed once and BAM there was the missing guy right there in the potty.
 blondago56
Joined: 8/21/2004
Msg: 39
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Posted: 1/14/2007 7:04:31 PM
well, since its been about 7 months, i hope you reached up in there to do a "Search & Siezure" before the d*mn thing got infected....eewww....
 AugustaGuy64
Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 40
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Posted: 3/29/2007 11:45:30 PM
OMG...that WASNT chewing gum was it?????
 zillah22
Joined: 5/18/2007
Msg: 43
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Posted: 9/5/2007 3:04:30 PM
dig deep... it happens sometime. and maybe the morning after pill if u are not already using birth control.
 totum_spirit
Joined: 7/2/2007
Msg: 51
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Posted: 4/23/2008 7:57:08 PM
Damn this is killing me lost condom? Where could it be? OK a female has three orifices to check that are the normal. Mouth, butt, beaver! Mouth is easy to check unless you swallowed. Butt well the next time you go to do the 2 it should show up. Beaver...that can be a problem....some women well a two by four across the guys ass is needed to keep from falling in...some can have a baby the spits out(OB GYN needs a catchers mitt ...these have had alot of babies pop out) . So this is just a few thoughts on this subject for the females. And if there is a echo or a sound like the ocean coming from the beaver when you are down there....get a rope!

Now for the guys....if you guys think that you need a jumbo size condom did you buy it just to feel good about yourself? Did you get it to show off to the bro's? Guess what you can put a tire around a toothpick stuck in the ground, but that puny toothpick is not going to get much use of the tire. Catch my drift????
 Captain Incognito
Joined: 1/31/2008
Msg: 54
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Posted: 5/1/2008 12:34:56 PM
*Envisions a baby coming out doing a Howie Mandel impersonations with the rubber glove over it's head*
 itechman63
Joined: 7/7/2005
Msg: 56
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Posted: 5/1/2008 1:59:03 PM
Surely a guy wouldn't come over without a condom and instead of telling you he didn't pretended that he did have one and now won't fess up? No, a guy would never do that!
 wmulb
Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 58
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Posted: 5/1/2008 4:11:08 PM
Ever try not wearing a condom? Try the pull out method, it doesn't really work effectivly because that's how I became a Dad, but atleast you won't have to deal with those damn condoms!
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