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 DreamStroker
Joined: 9/20/2005
Msg: 1
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A joke frequently heard:

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A wife and husband are in bed together.

Wife: You interested?
Husband: I'm not really in the mood now.
Wife: I know, I can't think of anybody either.
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Who or what works as "visual viagra" for you to get you in the mood?

Sadly, when that's the only way you can get it going, it's a sure sign the relationship is on the down end.


- Bob

[moved from S&D/Dog]
 forum_man
Joined: 5/22/2006
Msg: 2
Visual viagra.
Posted: 6/6/2006 4:21:45 PM
..... at Tim Hortons, when you order a bagel with cream cheese, and then the old lady in the back comes and toasts it.... and starts to spread the cream cheese alll over the bagel... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm goddamn i'm getting hungry.

sorry these days food is better than sex

 GentleHand
Joined: 3/5/2004
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Visual viagra.
Posted: 6/6/2006 4:43:37 PM
my visual viagra is any woman naked.

when I'm with a woman, however, I think only of that woman, because what is real and in front of me, that i can touch, smell, taste, and spank, is much better then what I could imagine, a brief idealized version of what society portrays as "sexy".


yeah, that kind of visualization is best used during masturbation, uhm, when you're alone.
If you can't get in the mood with the person you're in bed with, and u have to "visualize an other woman, or man, or what have u, then u may need to put some spice back into the relationship, and recapture the passion.

or, whatever.
 Perplexed2
Joined: 6/1/2006
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Posted: 6/6/2006 5:17:58 PM
Erm... How about the person right there in front of you? If that ain't enough, something is off.
 meandmonkus
Joined: 3/19/2006
Msg: 5
Visual viagra.
Posted: 6/6/2006 5:58:00 PM
Visual Viagra would be a nice tanned body in a white bra and thongs or white bikini standing in front of you waiting to jump you......
 GentleHand
Joined: 3/5/2004
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Posted: 6/6/2006 6:38:51 PM
^^^ and then both of you in the same room as me doing lots of naughty naughty dirty things.
 set the hook
Joined: 5/25/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 6/6/2006 8:48:12 PM
1. Warm apple pie - the smell, taste and site make me want to eat a lady out

2. Seeing a big booty shake past me and catching the scent of nice perfume as my gaze is fixed.

3. Seeing yellow triangular "slippery when wet" signs
 Ldygmr
Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 6/6/2006 9:31:01 PM
Hugh Jackman...rawr!
 Scottish Warrior
Joined: 10/2/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 6/7/2006 12:27:14 AM
Definatly a nice looking woman in high heels or thigh high boots...
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