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Joined: 7/15/2006
Msg: 5
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There once was a man named George W.,
who didn't know what he put us through.
When election time came around,
a new man was found,
anyone is better than George W.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 16
POF Limericks
Posted: 4/21/2007 6:04:01 AM
Onceuponatime all poems rhymed.
AABBA went the lines.
The pattern was stuck
Like a stick in the muck.
Set the words free! the poets opined.
Joined: 12/1/2006
Msg: 19
POF Limericks
Posted: 4/23/2007 11:41:03 AM
Daddy little angel...

On POF I will never wed,
but a trail of lies starts at my bed.

I am this, and I am that,
but what I really am; is full of crap.

Read my Bio, its the start of the deciet,
and you will be sure that i dont pay the reciept.

Daddys little angel is your little hoar,
with my 0.2 cents; conversation is a bore.

I could go on, but im sure you got the point,
This is not really my hangout, you will never see me again in this joint!

Joined: 12/1/2006
Msg: 21
POF Limericks
Posted: 4/24/2007 5:06:22 AM
Yes i am a farmer named joe,
I am the master of the eb and flow,
its not tomato plants grow,
but they have the same PH No.

Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 22
POF Limericks
Posted: 4/26/2007 9:00:20 PM
There once was a young lady named Whysper
Who had an identical twin sister.
They had plenty of beaus
But you might never know.
Whysper wouldn't tell if you kissed her.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 27
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/4/2007 9:47:11 PM
Tell me what exactly is a Wark worth?
Is it a truth from deep in the earth?
Or perhaps a small lark
Like a stroll in the park?
Or the light of a night of bright mirth?
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 30
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/5/2007 9:30:59 PM
There once was a lady most silly
With the deportment and grace of a filly.
And when she was serious
She drove men delirious
In pursuit of poetic tranquility.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 32
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/6/2007 4:37:59 PM
There once was a pun loving lass
Who was bemused by the state of her ass.
She cooked a great stew
Washed it down with a brew,
And rejoined "Here's to you", with largesse.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 34
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/27/2007 5:11:14 AM
There once was a manure connoisseur
Who searched for a heart that was pure.
As she changed a flat tire
She remarked "Words can inspire,
But make yourself useful, dear sir."
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 36
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/27/2007 11:59:29 AM
There once was a cute fish with a stutter.
Ttttake me ppplease she repeatedly muttered.
She's just down the hall
Looking down from the wall.
She was delicious smothered in butter.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 40
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/28/2007 9:13:10 PM
There was an eyeful with a bird as best buddy
Wearing a shirt way too loud and too gaudy.
He rhymed and he squawked-
That's the way that he talked.
And his mouth could be as foul as a potty.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 41
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/29/2007 4:41:49 AM
An eye for an eye with eye guy-
I'm akin to a paranoid magpie.
If it shines I take note.
Did I just get your goat?
Are there gentleman's rules I should live by?
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 42
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/29/2007 10:25:54 PM
Aye, matey, I've sailed with the sailors.
I bow to your eminence, goat trainer.
I'm afraid of my shadow,
I am moved by the fado,
I am choking back tears - those betrayers.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 47
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/31/2007 1:19:51 PM
There once was an immoderate raven
With a passion for wonderful weaving
Of incongruent words
With no bounds observed.
She refused to be bound for your pleasing.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 49
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/31/2007 7:02:30 PM
To the reigning limerick jester
I decline your offer to pester.
Jousting is fine
If so inclined,
But who decides who is the bester?
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 51
POF Limericks
Posted: 5/31/2007 8:56:52 PM
The immoderate immoderator
Has scolded the most modest debaters.
Her critical eye
Is blind - right, eye guy?
May she be sent to the corner till later.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 53
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/1/2007 4:18:47 AM
To eye guy I apologize.
To cross Ravin is certainly unwise.
She'll tie me in knots
If ever I cross
Her line, wherever it lies.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 55
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/1/2007 3:47:53 PM
We're distracted by the opposite secks.
We agree that seduction's complex.
Although easily charmed
We abhor being scorned,
So be warned that we could soon be your ex.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 58
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/2/2007 4:14:35 AM
My troubles - mostly they are small.
They're troubling for me, that's all.
Whether big or little
Is no matter - it'll
Be troubling till time drapes its pall.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 62
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/2/2007 10:58:28 PM
To those who have skinny-dipped never-
It's a liberating endeavour.
For all who supposed
The truth is disclosed,
And the bather's refreshed altogether.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 65
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/3/2007 8:29:55 AM
There once was a lady okpeep
Who ventured forth while most would sleep.
If you seek her heart
Just do your part.
There's room for all in the stable sweep.
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 67
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/4/2007 8:32:44 PM
Silly is seriously flustered.
Eye guy still cuts the mustard.
While his pate is still hot
He takes his best shot.
She glows red with laughter and lustre.
 Red Earth Mother
Joined: 4/1/2007
Msg: 69
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/5/2007 4:14:52 PM
My mother once kissed Che Guevara
They danced through the night in a trance
Though his features I bear
She'll solemnly swear
He never got into her pants!
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 71
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/5/2007 7:40:52 PM
Was your mother a nurse in the south?
Was that a chaste kiss on the mouth?
Did they dance until dawn?
Fall asleep on the lawn?
Was he a gent or was he a lout?
 Red Earth Mother
Joined: 4/1/2007
Msg: 72
POF Limericks
Posted: 6/5/2007 10:22:17 PM
All kisses were chaste back then
She says, a generation unspoiled by sin
No one went to bed
Unless they were wed
A world full of pure minded men.

(I think my mother's memory is ....selective concerning these things.)
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