|Pee fantasy?Page 1 of 4 (1, 2, 3, 4)|
|I met this lady from here (POF)..|
I invited her out and we chatted and she said yes to a second date. The next time we went out it was to her house for dinner..I don't believe the lady should cook for me on a date but it was her choice. Next thing we were on the couch and she was gettn a little frisky shall I say. She unbuttoned my sweater and her clothes. She was teasing me and it was nice then all of a sudden she started taking a pee right on my stomach.
I was shocked and disgusted. She said it was an accident. And wanted to see me still. I accepted.
We went on another date this time to my place she wanted to rent a movie. Well she got frisky again and we became intimate..she was moaning and then all of a sudden she squated and peed on me.
I enjoy her company and don't know what to do..Is this normal and what can I do about it??
Posted: 7/27/2006 4:22:08 PM
|If she can't respect that you're not into that... maybe you should stop seeing her.|
Or cut her back to simply being friends?
Posted: 7/27/2006 5:03:02 PM
|Nice choice in lovers, Blondie. You might want to consider switching to men: I don't know of any who would want to urinate all over you. Send the Golden Girl packing. |
Posted: 7/27/2006 5:04:38 PM
|Thanx for the help.. |
I think i'll bring a litter box next time
Posted: 7/27/2006 5:20:07 PM
Shhh, they're fun[quote/]
Posted: 7/27/2006 5:39:58 PM
|OMG did you ask her if she has a bladder infection or really weak bladder. Maybe when she relaxes she just goes lol. Seems like she knows exactly what she is doing though and it is kinda creepy and I would ask her if she thinks she is a dog. If she has no medical problems I would bounce outta that situation really quick because that is just creepy. Its one thing to get to that later on in a relationship and dicuss how you two feel about it but to just asume it is OK to do to someone would make her mental state not so great.|
Posted: 7/27/2006 5:43:01 PM
|omg coug4 I almost went pee in my pants........|
Posted: 7/27/2006 5:43:51 PM
|Put a diaper on her |
Posted: 7/27/2006 5:48:03 PM
|candy I am mailing u a survival kit for the next date...depends,ruber wet suit, plastic rain coat,plastic sheets, plastic sofa covers, kitty litter..good one hilda!!!...oh and the most important a pee cup..she may need to be tested for bladder infection...other than that happy dating and I hope u stay dry.|
Posted: 7/27/2006 8:48:57 PM
Oh for god sake girl,grab some freakin lysol and clean up after her.Next time swat her on the nose and show her the kitty litter box.
OMG Broom, I love your posts, talk about a crack up.
To Candy, girlfriend........ you should have figured it out on the first date and if your not into that...... why 0 why would you go for round two. Me thinks that warm golden liquid became quite addicting. Candy, you are a little strange but your posts are amusing.
Posted: 7/27/2006 9:13:19 PM
|As openminded as I think I am I draw the line there. |
Since you told her twice... the next time it happened I would say I like an umbrella in my lemonade and shove one in to stop the flow.
Guys .......get real; Candy likes to lick both sides of the lollipop and she knows we think this is HOT She knows she's HOT.......She is allowing us to live vicariously through her!!!!!!
IT IS A HUMANITARIAN SERVICE
Enjoy it......... I for one envisioned the whole scene (of course she was in a plaid skirt) and then all of a sudden EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PEEE!!!!! Even I wouldn't do Tthat
Posted: 7/28/2006 5:00:05 AM
should you be asking men about this? sounds like you should be asking other women concerning this situation with a woman your having.
i guess as long as she isnt peeing in your mouth you should be ok
Posted: 2/20/2007 8:01:01 PM
|Omg... lol.. is this for real??????? |
Posted: 5/10/2007 3:17:34 PM
|hook me up lol... its so hard for me to find girls who are willin to pee while wearing white lace panties for me.... dam..... i agree... hook me up lolol...... |
Posted: 5/27/2007 10:59:44 PM
|things no one else thought of...|
"pee on me once, shame on you. piss on me a second time shame on me"
"if you dont like the local rainfall, wear a hat, or stay indoors"
"all relationships go into love/hate modes. if pissing on your stomache is "love", sure as hell dont let her turn around..."
"the difference between sanity and stupidity is that, sanity allows you to keep your lies straight"
Posted: 5/27/2007 11:37:13 PM
haha kidding. That's a little OUT THERE!
Posted: 7/11/2007 3:56:49 PM
|i agree with the diper |
either that or ya can become a millionare by producing potty porn