| | You might be a red neck when......Page 1 of 10 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10) | Your swimming pool is in the flat bed of your truck.
You introduce your wife, sister & aunt & there's just one person there. | |
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| You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/12/2006 6:18:56 PM | the centr console of your pickup is a case of beer ...with those new fandangled cooler bags to keep it cold
and yer faverite sayin is "HOLD my beer and watch this" | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 12:43:07 AM | you have sat in a lawn chair in the middle of a summerfallow field shootin gophers
in yer underware cause its too damn hot
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Posted: 10/18/2006 11:12:41 PM | OMG boots i thought i was the only one .....
.....you let Larry the Cable Guy use your saying " GITTER DUNN" | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 9:37:17 PM | yer heart skips a beat whenever you hear the sound of the horn of the GENERAL LEE specially if daisy is drivin it
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Posted: 10/27/2006 9:50:47 PM | BTW scorpy ....... yes but she drove cause she needed her faucet fixed .............dammit some days i hate when they find out i can fix thingy's    ....... | |
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Posted: 11/13/2006 7:12:14 PM | the first words out your 5 year old son's mouth is "whar's my beer, and whar's my damn dinner?"
You wear beer tabs as jewelry.
You have beer bottle tops covering the dashboard of your car.
You know the secret recipe to Kentucky fried chicken.
You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
you have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs.
your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull.
your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard.
you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants.
your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.
Oh my, guess that makes me a redneck then!!!!  | |
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| You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/29/2006 1:07:19 AM | ^^^^^^^^were you watchin me last nite?????????
your idea of an expensive french liquer is ........Jaques Daniels 
you wish yer wife was as "dirty" as yer pickup
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| You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 8/9/2007 10:39:01 AM | You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie | |
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