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 brit_in_canada
Joined: 5/5/2006
Msg: 11
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Your swimming pool is in the flat bed of your truck.

You introduce your wife, sister & aunt & there's just one person there.
 brit_in_canada
Joined: 5/5/2006
Msg: 12
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 8/15/2006 6:39:50 PM
You find the slack jawed, beer guzzling yocal irresistable & then realise you already married her twice.
 FloppyDonkey
Joined: 3/4/2006
Msg: 47
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 9/8/2006 8:50:38 AM
The most common phrase said before an accident is, "hold my beer and watch this!!"
 solomia
Joined: 6/24/2005
Msg: 71
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 9/29/2006 9:56:26 PM
When you visit Uncle Buck and Aunt Clem.
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 89
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/12/2006 6:18:56 PM
the centr console of your pickup is a case of beer ...with those new fandangled cooler bags to keep it cold
and yer faverite sayin is "HOLD my beer and watch this"
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 90
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/12/2006 6:20:23 PM
your profile pic on POF is riding a tractor
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 92
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/17/2006 12:43:07 AM
you have sat in a lawn chair in the middle of a summerfallow field shootin gophers

in yer underware cause its too damn hot
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 95
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/18/2006 11:12:41 PM
OMG boots i thought i was the only one .....


.....you let Larry the Cable Guy use your saying " GITTER DUNN"
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 97
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/20/2006 2:33:45 AM
your neck is actually red
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 99
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/23/2006 4:57:35 PM
you have deer horns as a hood ornament on yer pickup
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 103
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/25/2006 2:14:55 AM
^^^^^^^EVERYTIME.....lol

you take your FIRST date to CANADIAN TIRE to get plumbing supplies.....
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 110
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/27/2006 9:37:17 PM
yer heart skips a beat whenever you hear the sound of the horn of the GENERAL LEE specially if daisy is drivin it
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 111
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/27/2006 9:50:47 PM
BTW scorpy ....... yes but she drove cause she needed her faucet fixed .............dammit some days i hate when they find out i can fix thingy's .......
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 112
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/28/2006 7:25:08 AM
you take a date to COSTCO for the smorg...
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 115
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/2/2006 1:06:06 AM
didn't know that likin monstar trucks meant you were a redneck.......than I guess I Is one
 countrygal77
Joined: 8/27/2006
Msg: 117
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/5/2006 11:29:14 AM
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
 countrygal77
Joined: 8/27/2006
Msg: 118
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/5/2006 11:41:09 AM
oops nevermind...horsin knew that 1 already
 desertfish01
Joined: 8/16/2006
Msg: 123
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/13/2006 7:12:14 PM
the first words out your 5 year old son's mouth is "whar's my beer, and whar's my damn dinner?"

You wear beer tabs as jewelry.

You have beer bottle tops covering the dashboard of your car.

You know the secret recipe to Kentucky fried chicken.

You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

you have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs.

your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull.

your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard.

you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.

Oh my, guess that makes me a redneck then!!!!
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 126
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/14/2006 9:35:43 PM
if yer house don't have curtains and yer van or pickup do
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 138
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/19/2006 10:38:01 PM
the cabinets in yer garage are nicer than the ones in your house
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 141
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/21/2006 2:24:37 AM
You figur God was a red neck cause he put on a woman " the outhouse so close to the lunch counter"
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 146
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/28/2006 12:41:33 AM
dont forget the gun rack in the back winda of yer pickup
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 148
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/29/2006 1:07:19 AM
^^^^^^^^were you watchin me last nite?????????




your idea of an expensive french liquer is ........Jaques Daniels






you wish yer wife was as "dirty" as yer pickup
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 155
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 12/25/2006 1:00:59 AM
when you need to get a cosigner for the loan to pay for the taxidermist work on the Pickeral or Jackfish
 Smilnlady
Joined: 7/2/2007
Msg: 157
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 8/9/2007 10:39:01 AM
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie
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