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 honeydreams
Joined: 8/3/2006
Msg: 1
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WORST ONES IVE HAD IS, GUYS AND GIRLS, LYING ABOUT THEIR PHOTOS, THEN WHEN YOU MEET, EEWWWW..WHAT A SHOCK.

TOOO MANY TO LIST

 honeydreams
Joined: 8/3/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 5:17:54 AM
thats the best 1st date horror ive heard!!
you go girl!!

and whats this reduntant thread thing???
harsh?
 honeydreams
Joined: 8/3/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 5:27:55 AM
Not sure if i can call this a horror?..but it could have!
oh, heres another one

went To the movies a few years ago, with a boy i'd been out with a few times, and the sexual tension was definitely there>>happily watching Rocky horror, and my date had asked insistantly alll through the movie, if i'd like some pop corn, and finally, i said ok.

it was one of those huge $10 popcorn box's, which he'd almost finished
to my surprise as i put my hand in, amongst the popcorn, i felt this strange lump in the middle!!! ..and to my shock, it waz his huge erection!!

all i can say, is that we made a huge mess! and afterwards, the popcorn waz EXTRA SALTY!!!
 honeydreams
Joined: 8/3/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 5:48:15 AM
sure honey, tell me about it.
 honeydreams
Joined: 8/3/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 5:49:23 AM
vote against the thread being deleted!
 honeydreams
Joined: 8/3/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 10:00:23 AM
oh, pleeeez dream, can u tell us more bedtime stories??
pleez, pleez?
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 2:57:56 PM
Here's one of my horror storys lol Mind you not funny at the time.
We were chatting on the phone for about a month before our date, and got on so well. I hadn't seen a photo of him, (1st big mistake) but I figured even if I'm not attracted to him we'll have a good time. Anyway he turned out to be so not my type, plus he was about an inch shorter than me. Our date was on a boat called "the island" which cruises along the river. (2nd big mistake)...I tried to make the most of the night until we got dancing. In the mean time he was drinking like a fish. It got to a slow dance, and horror of horrors I could feel his erection against my hip. Got off the dance floor real fast. Later on in the night he tried to stick his tongue down my throat, I quickly pushed him away...and he asked "don't you want to kiss me" all i could think of to say was "i'll get lipstick all over my face" Finally the boat docked, I told him I wasn't feeling well and ran for the cab.
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 3:41:06 PM
Thanks Cuddly good advise. Unfortunately doing that is not in my nature. I tend to try not to hurt people feelings to a certain extent. I think I need to harden up lol
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 3:43:35 PM
PS: Thanks for the welcome back cuddly
 honeydreams
Joined: 8/3/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 5:14:09 PM

miss dreamcatcher, i wasnt being sarcastic, i was merely asking for more stories , you said u had a lot more?
pleez dont be angry
Didnt you read Msg 7?
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 9/3/2006 7:49:16 PM
lol Samurai, that reminds me of a date I had when I was about 16... can't remember the name of the movie, but there was this scene with native women running around topless. I could feel myself blushing and wasn't game to look at my date. Thankfully it was dark...although that's nothing compared to what is shown on the screen these days...
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 9/4/2006 3:03:44 PM
Thanks GG Had computer problems...hate it when that happens
 Robbbyg
Joined: 8/14/2006
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Posted: 9/6/2006 7:31:24 PM
i Have A ripper ,, it will probably stop any future girls wanting to chat to me , but i need to get it off my chest..

Well it started on a School Camp , i was about 15yrs, you know teenager full of testosterone and hormones and always looking at the girls.
Anyway there was one girl who i had a crush on she was in my maths class, we were on the same camp together and one night the whole class got together to play hunt the lantern, so we were walking up the hill and i was walking directly behind the girl of my dreams when she turned around and smiled at me , so i thought YOU RIPPER and i walked up to her and started talking with her,, as we were walking along we got along really well , so much so that she put her Arm around me ,(Around my waist) I thought all my xmas's had come at once so in my excitement my bowels decided to let go and everyone and thing heard it within 500 metres, so needless to say that was the last time i spoke to her
 virgogidget
Joined: 11/10/2005
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Posted: 8/16/2008 7:13:43 PM
Try the tounge down the throat or hit on ya the first date
 missmilly1970
Joined: 11/4/2007
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Posted: 8/20/2008 7:42:34 AM
Ohhh! So many, I'm writing a book!

It will make me sound like a loser...................before internet dating there was phone dating.......... 6'4' , dark hair.........

I'm 5'5'............... he wasn't. Did he not think I'd pick that up quickly????????????

My personal fav........ first date..... dinner..... me: I've got a hundred, Him: Great! Okay. We moved to the bar where, after that ,I intended to drink my weight in beer!

He proceeded to get really drunk. Me: "Don't you have to drive home still?"(From Elwood to Frankston) Him: no GIRLY, I'm staying at your place. My last sister-in -law bought me a g-string for Christmas and I'll wear it for you." UMMM......... ewwww!

How very lucky for me I bumped into a friend. I followed him into the men's toilet and promised him my soul. I parted from the "date" having to take him to the hospital!
Yes. Evil. What's a girl to do???

P.S. Most girls, unless stick figures should not wear g-strings. There is never, ever, any reason for a guy to wear one! EWWW! If there is gouge my eyes out!
 robw23
Joined: 4/30/2008
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Posted: 9/27/2008 5:36:56 AM
1st date horrors!!! arranged to meet a lady who had a friend with her so i talked my best mate into a double date! sheesh, mine turned up+ she had aged 20 yrs from her pic!! she had more chins then the chinese phone book+ was 4 ft high, not the 5, 6, she had on her profile!!! her friend could give small kids nightmares but 4 the sake of being gentlemen, we continued with the charade! until i went to the gents, the so called ladies both skulled their 10th scotch+ coke+ then both rattled the ice in their glass at the same time as if to say, we need a refill,which at that time, my mate told them both to go forth+ multiply, i stepped out of the gents to find ourselves pleasently single again+ my mate refuses to go out 4 a drink with me!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the dating game!!!!! pmsl regards rob!
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
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Posted: 10/4/2008 5:22:18 AM
hmmm, i'd go on that show no problems if i lived in sydney...
i have been on a few bad dates so far.

although the best story ahs tot be an ex that used to beat me up..... in her sleep.
yeap, she'd fall asleep, start having nightmares, and then wail away with her fists.
ouch
 Huntingwulf
Joined: 12/25/2006
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Posted: 10/6/2008 12:05:56 AM
My worst was when she threw up in my spare skidlid, even worse, she was wearing it at the time, the excess went down my neck.
 Ant2nv
Joined: 9/23/2008
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Posted: 10/8/2008 4:28:35 AM
Ive been on a date where ive done nothing...literally jus sat there on a bench hahaha
2 shy 2 even come up with something 2 say waz torture
 Ant2nv
Joined: 9/23/2008
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Posted: 10/8/2008 5:27:46 AM
The whole meeting sum1 up from chat or where eva seemz 2 risky, the best place 4 me would have 2 be in a pub 2 drink....no pressure jus chat. but 2 make planz 2 go c a movie or dinner...umm no thanku not jus yet LOL
 miss-july
Joined: 3/24/2009
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Posted: 5/9/2009 10:47:14 PM
i just read this and laughed my head off...foot under wheel!!..plaster !!...wtf!!!!!!!!!!!..she mustn't off has a sense of humour...i mean i would still talk to the dude if i really liked him and he ran over my foot...hahaha
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
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Posted: 6/16/2009 8:34:05 AM
but then....
if he did, wouldnt you ladies complain more about ogling guys?
:P
 WithJustaLittleLuck
Joined: 10/27/2008
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Posted: 9/23/2009 3:59:06 AM
LULT: I though you said he was now complete sorted and just because Nanna is not here doesn’t mean that you should jump in and make things worse.


Well, I met someone on POF. She seemed quite nice and we agreed to meet up for a drink at one of the local clubs.


Her: No not like an aura, more like a spirit or demon and it causes bad things to happen. And I can see that it's shaping up for something REALLY bad to happen.
I first noticed it at the pub, when everything went against you it was quite noticeable around you.


Son, this person is a mental defective, auras, spirits and demons, my god what were you thinking. Credulity is no doubt adaptive in children but it is more than unbecoming in adults and in some cases can be, as you have discovered, more than a little frightening.


She seemed quite nice


I would be interested to know what lead you to this fantastic conclusion, what did you talk to her about before you agreed to meet her, Otto cycles, people who harbour delusion on this scale usually can’t wait to tell everyone. Were you not listening, deafened by boob or something I suppose?


2hrs later, we return to the carpark and I SOMEHOW have this feeling that I won't be seeing her again.


You can only hope, in addition to being nice she might also be compassionate and want to help you; how would you feel about being abducted by exorcists.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
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Posted: 9/23/2009 8:37:47 AM
The power of christ compels thee! The power of christ compels thee! The power of christ compels thee!!!

can you feel the evil leaving yet?
havent quite gotten the hand of them e-exorcisms yet.
 djrdx
Joined: 7/22/2004
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Posted: 9/23/2009 9:08:05 AM
so no e-holy water next then?
:P
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