| | BEST HEADLINER Page 1 of 2 (1, 2) | | What are some of the best headliners , you have seen on POF ,,,, I just read one that said " I LOVE NUTS IN MY MOUTH " .................................. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2006 8:07:47 PM | Do Not Pick Me!!!!
1) I steal the covers at night.
2) I leave the seat up and sometimes my aim is off.
3) I'm grumpy in the morning.
4) I may agree with you but have no idea what you said.
5) If I can't find Winnipeg Manitoba | |
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Posted: 9/16/2006 3:45:13 PM | I just read one that said ,,,,,, " LOOKING FOR A MAN I CAN FART IN FRONT OF " Now thats the best ................. | |
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Posted: 9/16/2006 3:56:01 PM | My friend has "Ask me about my weiner!!"
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Posted: 9/17/2006 11:17:50 AM | | Men are Hunters...Let them Hunt | |
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Posted: 1/26/2008 1:55:25 AM | | one from a long time ago"chicken pudding" | |
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Posted: 1/26/2008 4:35:27 AM | | One of my faves that a friend of mine had....Tell your pants it's not polite to point | |
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ryn48
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Posted: 1/26/2008 10:33:32 PM | | ROTFLMAO!!! Geeez that was funny!!! | |
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Posted: 1/26/2008 10:39:29 PM | The one most recent in my memory was this guy who had a picture of himself standing with his arms open wide . Kinda like this  but without the peace signs. The headline was " I will love you this much" | |
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Posted: 1/28/2008 6:47:22 AM | Got this from someone who had passed a recipe along to me which said:
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies ........
And saw this somewhere on a late nite show showing weird and funny headliners:
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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Posted: 1/28/2008 8:20:44 AM | "Stolen Painting Found By Tree"
(helluva smart tree!)
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Posted: 1/28/2008 8:37:14 AM | I think a good band name would be 'Closed For Renovations'
You put that name on the marque for any club and no-one would show up
Disclaimer - this comment is based on the joke about the stupid family who froze to death at the outdoor movie theatre because they went to see 'Closed for the season' | |
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Posted: 1/28/2008 10:09:51 AM |
How about "Free Beer" as a name for a band? How full would the bar be if they advertised Free Beer at the Norwood tonight?
I'm they'd be better than Free Ride. | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 12:19:29 PM | Recent artile
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say."
NAH, YA THINK ... !!!?
dumbass
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Posted: 1/29/2008 12:25:47 PM | | i thought this was cute....would u eat my last rolo... | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 2:45:26 PM | | One of the good headliners I've seen is 'Wipe and move on' ...Of course I'm partial to my own..."Shhhh....don't speak" | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 2:58:56 PM |
Of course I'm partial to my own..."Shhhh....don't speak"
Just look pretty............ Don't speak..........shhhh............ | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 3:00:54 PM |
"Shhhh....don't speak"
Would that be like "Shhhh....don't speak....I'm almost done"? | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 3:18:13 PM | oh Smiling One . What do you think you are doing, stealing my line like that. You are such a c*nt! hahahaha......Welcome to the coven and bask in the glory that is us!!!!! | |
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Posted: 1/30/2008 6:09:59 AM | "Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
All in the line of duty ..... 
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Posted: 1/30/2008 6:32:06 AM | "Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant".
Geez talk about taking things to the extreme! Maybe this is the justice system we need here to resolve our gang issues.
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Posted: 1/30/2008 3:07:57 PM | This guys whole profile made me laugh.
Tag line: this site sucks!
I am a jerk. Nothing makes me happier than getting women worked up, getting them mad. Why? Because atleast I know they're alive. I don't want someone who paints a pretty picture, then I find out its all bull. Tell me the truth or get lost! Are you a ****, yes, ok, let's go out and drive each other nuts..
I love the "I'm not into games" statement I read all the time, pfft, yeah right, those are the ones that play them the most. Take off hoser-ettes!
The women on this site talk a big game, but are lame. I've read so many profiles, "yadda, yadda, yadda, I want this in a guy, blah, blah, blah." Ok, if I ever see them out in public, they're probably the ones sitting in the corner, peeing their pants if a guy even talks to them. Deer in headlights, yeah, that's attractive.
Classic!!! | |
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Posted: 1/30/2008 3:11:41 PM | | ^^^Lmao...I've read that one too!!!...had a good laugh too! | |
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