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 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 2
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lmao, thats hilarious....I don't recall being able to give lines lol...always been the quiet shy type who waited it out. I always did like the one from Fresh Prince though...."d*mn girl your feet must be tired ...cause you've been walking in my mind all day long" lol something like that anyway..
 charlie_mops
Joined: 3/10/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 3/22/2005 10:35:21 PM
I was dancing with a girl on the dance floor and leaned over and told her "I bet you a drink that I can kiss you without touching you" she replied "what?". I leaned in again and said "I bet you a drink that I can kiss you without even touching you at all". She said ok, so I gave her a kiss on the lips and asked her what she was drinking...lol
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 5
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Posted: 3/22/2005 10:49:16 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight.......or shall I walk by again

Did you come here from heaven because I do recall seeing stars in your eyes.... haha i just made that one up.....nice lol
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 9
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Posted: 3/22/2005 10:56:37 PM
Hey anytime.....I can be a great help sometimes....although here I sit...lol...Glad you liked butterfly if referring to me...
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 11
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:01:44 PM
Your an angel in my eyes.....in your eyes I see the two of us walking through heaven hand in hand.
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 14
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:05:16 PM
nices shoes.....wanna ****! lmao
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 23
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:14:17 PM
lol ahhhh they'll never know what hit em lol. nice.
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 25
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:18:38 PM
hey those are great pants......may I get into them...
I had a t-shirt that said...your a bad girl go to my room..funny I wonder where that went. lol Just ordered a t- shirt.....ATKINS
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 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 27
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:20:54 PM
ahhh remember this one.....Those clothes are very becoming on you....than again if I were on you I'd be cumming too. lmao ...I'm off to bed. night all.
 charlie_mops
Joined: 3/10/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:24:42 PM
If I said that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 34
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:35:45 PM
If I could be a tear.......to be born in your eye......live on your cheek......and die on your lips.
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 35
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:37:04 PM
Want to play a game? Sure!! It's called Pearl harbour, I'll lay down on the ground and you blow the sh*tout of me.
 redemption25
Joined: 12/22/2004
Msg: 38
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:39:39 PM
Sorry I got caught up in the excitement!! Take care Marsha......I mean Jan.
 charlie_mops
Joined: 3/10/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 3/22/2005 11:44:01 PM
MOPE

That Frozen food section pichup line was from the movie My Blue Heaven with Steve Martin
 Sliv
Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 59
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Posted: 3/23/2005 5:47:18 AM
You have really pretty teeth. I'd like to be able to say they're the whitest teeth I ever came across.

(think about it)
 Ezzee
Joined: 7/26/2004
Msg: 60
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Posted: 3/23/2005 6:52:41 AM
My favorite pickup line: If your body is a wonderland, can I be Alice?
 Frrosty
Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 61
bad pickuplines
Posted: 3/23/2005 11:40:19 AM
You would be surprised how some of these bad pick up lines work!!

My buddies and I went to a bar hammered once with a pact to use cheesy..I MEAN cheesy lines ALL NIGHT!!

We just wanted to use reactions and have fun, (not expecting good results at ALL!!)

About 15 numbers later...

ugh.


My favorite one is:

"Yer last name BETTER be Gillette, cause I'm looking around and you've GOTTA be the best a man can get"

;)
 xander
Joined: 2/22/2005
Msg: 63
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Posted: 3/23/2005 1:56:25 PM
"You have beautiful eyes. You have the eyes of 10 women. I don't mean in a jar! I'm not accusing you!"

Best said with a Welsh accent.
 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 78
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Posted: 3/23/2005 11:59:41 PM
The worst one has got to be


How YOU Doin?
 Avatar000
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 79
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:02:59 AM
"You awake, sis?"

In Kansas, anyway :)
 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 81
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:06:52 AM
You're cute


Do I look like I'm 5?


k, so I look like Thumper, but he's not 5 either.
 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 84
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:15:35 AM
Wanna go out? I have to be back in the psych ward at 6pm though.
 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 86
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:20:06 AM
I think he used that on me a week ago
 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 88
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:21:56 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I love that one
 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 91
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:28:44 AM
I can tell how old you are just by rubbing your boobies



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