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|Alot woman complain about oral sex from their partners (men) not being good enough..|
But, what about all the ladies who cant suck a good****???
'It's a 2 way street- right ???
Posted: 4/5/2005 9:05:01 PM
|I wouldn't know. I've always performed cunillingus, but have never had felatio performed on me.|
Posted: 4/5/2005 9:55:30 PM
|No Rhiannyn- cracking up is appropriate!|
This is an hysterical string!
Posted: 4/6/2005 6:03:15 AM
|i dunno what a bad bj is...never given one|
Posted: 4/6/2005 6:08:58 AM
|Okay, how many of you guys actually take the time to tell the girl what she's doing wrong or right?|
^^^First guy i gave head to, showed me what he liked, since then seems like every guy i gave head to was like "wow", i like when a guy shows me what he wants, im willing to do the same when its my turn
Posted: 4/6/2005 6:12:27 AM
|And some girls take it to mean they are not doing it right|
^i think its all in how ya say it...how you direct her....:)
Posted: 4/6/2005 6:24:39 AM
|For some women it is an ego thing|
^^true, cause if he would have grabbed my head and shoved it where he wanted it..i woulda bit him :) i hate that...but he was very gentile about it...gave me some ideas what to do...id rather have some ideas then go intot hings cold....I love asking my partner at the time, what pleases him, what turns him on, cause if he dosent get his rocks off..whats the fun in it?
Posted: 4/6/2005 10:49:14 AM
|Come on guys!!!!!!|
If you are close enough to a girl to be getting oral you should at least be able to give her some tips on what you like orally....Help a girl out here....
Some women just dont know cause tthey have never been told........
Practice makes perfect is what i always say, and you never know if you tell her whats shes doing wrong you might end up w/ the best head job you ever had.............
Posted: 4/6/2005 1:34:05 PM
|thos ewho swollow, doesnt it make you feel all giddy....like you just drank iredesnt and all glowing?|
^^thats the best....ive only swallowed for a few guys...but dam.n what a feeling
Posted: 4/6/2005 2:07:31 PM
|^^^^^^^POF LEGENDS IN WAITING!|
Posted: 4/6/2005 7:06:18 PM
|I have explained it many a time.....|
Posted: 4/6/2005 7:09:33 PM
|You shall teach your wisdom in swallow school!|
Posted: 4/6/2005 9:20:57 PM
|In fact there are some BJ's that leave ur****looking like a dog chewed on it, plz ladies take ur time practice with peeled banana's while playing ur fav slow music for 8 or more minutes....if it doesnt break off then u are getting it right...if it does then.....damn|
Posted: 4/23/2005 1:59:47 PM
|i believe oral sex is like any other worth-while sexual activity-its an art..and inspite of whatever raw talent there might be-you must instruct and tutor your partner in what you want if you want perfection from her..and just for the record-ive never met a blow job i didnt like..lol..but if some woman goes to the effort of trying to do this for you-you should at least help her out-instead of complaining about it..now my question though guys is this-how many of YOU who complain about HER lack of skills-can SATISFY HER needs with YOUR oral skills....??..fluid for thought..lol|
Posted: 4/23/2005 6:44:12 PM
Deagleninja: There once was a nice young lady that thought it would be great to put one of my testicles in her mouth, suck really hard, and jerk her head away so fast that it made a popping sound.....
LOL, it's funny hearing about it, as long as it wasn't me. Kind of killed the mood, didn't it?
Anyway, there is such a thing as "bad head" and yes, it is kind of like pizza. Although it's like the frozen cardboard pizza, you bake at home. The thing is, alot of women think they are really good at it, just as I'm sure alot of guys think they are good at it. You don't want hurt their feelings by watching TV, because it's all for you. But, it's just not gonna happen sometimes. That's just me, though.
Posted: 4/23/2005 6:49:05 PM
|I never complained. Even when it was pretty bad.|
Posted: 4/23/2005 7:04:34 PM
|Hey the best way to get out of doing it for those who don't like to.. |
Do a bad blow job!
I myself have never had anyone complain..
Posted: 4/23/2005 7:58:43 PM
|if they are blowing on your penis....its probably gonna be bad....if they are sucking on it|
Posted: 4/23/2005 8:12:15 PM
|There is no such thing as a bad BJ, if there is, admit it guy's tell me that you have told a woman to stop sucking your pecker. The only bad BJ is when they use thier teeth and leave battle scars.|
Posted: 4/24/2005 12:52:17 AM
|Teeth can be alright, if you know when and wear to do it. |
Raking your teeth up and down a guy's penis is not very good, though. Please, don't.
Posted: 4/24/2005 12:55:47 AM
|Only when you leave a scar that is a constant reminder of what went wrong!|
Posted: 4/24/2005 1:01:23 AM
|Well, not necessarily. If it feels good, then it feels good. I think that SOFTLY using your teeth (the molars, not the sharp ones) on the head of the penis can feel good. The main thing about head though, is that it simulates a vagina. Only you have much more control over the "tightness" and the pace. There are no teeth in your vagina (hopefully, unless you're like that dude from "The Dark Side" with a mutant twin in your body) so it should ideally feel soft, and wet, and free from sharp things.|
Btw, not to bitch, but women don't ever suck anymore. That's half the pleasure gone, right there. That vacuum is very pleasurable, but alot of women just open their mouth and let the penis slide in and out, which is not half as good as getting "sucked".
Posted: 4/24/2005 1:13:06 AM
|Bea, I WOULD feel better if... nevermind|
Kaboobers, don't feel bad. Personally, I think head is overrated. I would much rather have actual sex than get head. I don't see what all the fuss is about. However, I love to go down on a woman, so I'm sure some women feel the same way.