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 dumberthanowlshit
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 1
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After extensive Scientific research , data has been compiled to determine what the 2 sexes consider a perfect day. Results listed below.

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
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>> > > > 8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.
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>> > > > 8:30 - Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday.
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>> > > > 8:45 - Breakfast in bed: freshly squeezed orange juice and
>> > > > croissants. Open presents: expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful

>> > > > partner.
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>> > > > 9:15 - Soothing hot bath with Frangipani bath oil.
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>> > > > 10:00 - Light work out at club with sexy, funny, personal trainer.
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>> > > > 10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
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>> > > > 12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
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>> > > > 12:45 - Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17
>> > > > pounds.
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>> > > > 1:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
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>> > > > 3:00 - Nap
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>> > > > 4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from "Secret

>> > > > Admirer".
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>> > > > 4:15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but
>> > > > gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect
>> > > > body.
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>> > > > 5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe. Parade
>> > > > before full length mirror.
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>> > > > 7:30 - Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with
>> > > > compliments received from other diners/dancers.
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>> > > > 10:00 - Hot shower (alone). 10:50 - Carried to bed (freshly
>> > > > ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
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>> > > > 11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
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>> > > > 11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
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>> > > > THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
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>> > > > 6:00 - Alarm
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>> > > > 6:15 - Blow job
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>> > > > 6:30 - Massive satisfying shit while reading the Sports section.
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>> > > > 7:00 - Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
>> > > > naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
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>> > > > 7:30 - Limo arrives
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>> > > > 7:45 - Several beers en-route to airport.
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>> > > > 9:15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet and renew Mile High Club
>> > > > membership with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
>> > > > displaying growlers.
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>> > > > 9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
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>> > > > 9:45 - Play front nine - 2 under. 11:45 - Lunch: steak and lobster,

>> > > > 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
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>> > > > 12:15 - Blow job.
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>> > > > 12:30 - Play back nine - 4 under.
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>> > > > 2:15 - Limo back to the airport (several bourbons.
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>> > > > 2:30 - Fly to Bahamas.
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>> > > > 3:30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all
>> > > > nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
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>> > > > 4:30 - Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs.) - on light tackle.
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>> > > > 5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
>> > > > (bending over, naturally).
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>> > > > 6:45 - Shit, Shower and Shave.
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>> > > > 7:00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated.
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>> > > > 7:30 - Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
>> > > > fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
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>> > > > 9:00 - Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV
>> > > > as you watch football game.
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>> > > > 9:30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some
>> > > > bending over).
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>> > > > 11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing

>> > > > beer.
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>> > > > 11:30 - A night cap blow job.
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>> > > > 11:45 - In bed alone.
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>> > > > 11:50 - A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the
>> > > > dog to leave the room.
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>> > > > 11:51 - Laugh yourself to sleep
 Neysha61
Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 2
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A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 5/3/2007 12:49:04 PM
He's a funny fvcker, I will give him that.
BUT .....
He still laughs hisself to sleep.
No morning woodie gonna find a slick sleepy crevice in that empty beddie.
Btw RK ..... I know you just go pi$$ it away.
What a waste.
 nikegirl79
Joined: 1/20/2007
Msg: 3
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A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 5/3/2007 5:21:06 PM
This was tooooo funny. Thanks for the awesome laugh. This was great!! I am still laughing!!
 justaj2116
Joined: 4/9/2006
Msg: 4
A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 6/28/2007 9:50:44 AM
LOL I think I like his day better but can we make it all male crew and less bending over (on they're part and more on my part)
 previouslyme
Joined: 12/13/2008
Msg: 5
A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 12/29/2008 8:43:09 PM
Maybe not for her... depends on the woman... but since Valentine's day is basically a day women look forward to, and men don't.... there is a day, March 20th, that is just for men... Steak and a blow job day from their wives or significant others. The beer is optional... So mark your calanders guys! AND it is on the tail end of some of the St Patty's day festivities! Beware!!! Sometimes it depends on how well you did on Valentine's day!
 kenharleyride
Joined: 8/20/2007
Msg: 6
A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 1/7/2009 4:58:40 PM
ok i got that day marked on my calender . damn i hope some lady is around that day .......
 previouslyme
Joined: 12/13/2008
Msg: 7
A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 1/7/2009 6:45:55 PM
I know someone that carries a portable one if you don't get lucky enough... plus I hear the hand driers at the Stat are like nothing you can humanly imagine and very intertaining. The steak, you could order out! But who would bring you a beer?
 suepug1122
Joined: 1/28/2008
Msg: 9
A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 1/8/2009 7:43:43 PM
Teapot, it's your Va-JJ.....lol
 kenharleyride
Joined: 8/20/2007
Msg: 10
A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 1/8/2009 7:56:23 PM
i want the real thing lol . whateve r the real thing is lol . can yopu please explain
 previouslyme
Joined: 12/13/2008
Msg: 11
A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 1/8/2009 9:12:06 PM
Must be a long time for you Kenny... needing an explanation...
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 13
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A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 1/21/2009 6:46:20 PM

Wake up to hugs and kisses.

This will be A Perfect Day for Me.
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
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A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 1/24/2009 9:51:11 PM
What happens on march 20th?
 previouslyme
Joined: 12/13/2008
Msg: 15
A Perfect Day for Him and Her
Posted: 1/25/2009 12:47:50 AM
LOL.... Keep reading back Tall!

As far as superbowl.... depends on how you twist it around. If you are not into football at all, all the ladies can hang out and enjoy the food and the men being occupied.... OR just go shopping!
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