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 astrosky
Joined: 2/6/2005
Msg: 2
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So I can still borrow your car tomorrow, right?

Just in case I need to subpoena you, could you fill out this form in triplicate?

I just found out average is NOT 4 inches....

Could you give me back my CDs you borrowed?

Here's your t-shirt back...sorry, my cat peed on it and I didn't have time to wash it....

Can my new boyfriend call you for advice on how to please me in bed? (no lie - my sister's new boyfriend actually DID call her old one for that reason...HAHAHAH)

I can't really talk about the reasons I'm breaking up with you right NOW, but when my book is published I'll send you a copy...
 YamIhere
Joined: 3/17/2005
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What not to say when you are breaking up with someone
Posted: 4/27/2005 9:45:31 PM
I mean, we can still have sex ...

Can you still take my grandma to the doctor's office tomorrow?

Sure you can keep the ring...
 Raven34
Joined: 3/8/2005
Msg: 7
What not to say when you are breaking up with someone
Posted: 4/27/2005 10:21:17 PM
OMG...lmao.....thank goodness I have never heard or said any of these.....too funny though....my cheeks hurt from laughing.
 redneckgirl133
Joined: 11/18/2004
Msg: 8
What not to say when you are breaking up with someone
Posted: 4/27/2005 10:30:19 PM
Don`t say...or maybe say...`I don`t miss you...I miss who I needed you to be, and you weren`t`....redneckgirl133 That should stop all conversation....
 astrosky
Joined: 2/6/2005
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Posted: 4/28/2005 7:27:54 AM
Tell your dad he still owes me $20, and remind him to bring a rubber next time.

Guess what - small ones run in your family...except your cousin Fred, he must be adopted!
 Double Cabin
Joined: 11/29/2004
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What not to say when you are breaking up with someone
Posted: 4/28/2005 7:33:58 AM
You knew from the begining I like big women, but now you are blotting out the sun and I'm not an albino.
 BigTallnBald
Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 17
What not to say when you are breaking up with someone
Posted: 4/28/2005 8:26:42 AM
LOL sooo true i love that one!
 misticspear
Joined: 12/6/2006
Msg: 24
What not to say when you are breaking up with someone
Posted: 2/21/2007 10:09:58 AM
OH i got the funnest one (to me anyways)

yeah it turns out that IS contagious.
 misticspear
Joined: 12/6/2006
Msg: 27
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Posted: 2/21/2007 10:31:23 AM
or what about this one, if you are a woman breaking up with a man say "well i guess this is the best time to tell you my name is not carla it is carl.....im am a man "
 Ron9
Joined: 8/10/2004
Msg: 28
What not to say when you are breaking up with someone
Posted: 2/21/2007 10:52:50 AM
I always try to avoid talking about dogs and forks and her mom in the same sentence.

Well actually I don’t date much but - I do practice breaking up with gals. I figure practice might come in handy someday.

I get a phone book and call them at random.

“Hello - you don’t know me but - my needs have changed and I don’t think we should see each other anymore - or ... ever. I would like to wish you and yours the very best”

Good bye.
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