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 restless_native
Joined: 12/17/2006
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"Laying the table" is a term that can get some very odd looks from some people.
 restless_native
Joined: 12/17/2006
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Posted: 6/28/2007 7:16:36 AM

When the door bell rings


I say "For £150 an hour, I hope this one swallows"
 tiggerthetrigger
Joined: 4/23/2007
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Posted: 6/28/2007 7:25:02 AM
i think kids tend to say the funniest things when my son was 2 we were out shopping and he needed the loo so i took him and decided to go myself and he proceded to say in a not so quiet voice mummy is that your muchtashe under your bum and unfortunatley the loos were full needles to say i came out of the cubicle with a very red face
 oggers
Joined: 5/10/2007
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Posted: 9/9/2008 4:16:49 PM
Took one of our american colleagues to the pub for lunch, old Dennis sitting at the end of the bar ( in his usual place ) .... we always have a chat, and the yank decided to join in with us locals ........
"So have you sat in that same place all your life ?" he asked
" Not yet ........" replied Old Dennis.....
 daver987654
Joined: 11/2/2011
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Posted: 9/11/2013 10:23:02 AM
This is the closest thread I could find so...................on recent profiles I responded to...............................

"my favourite hobby is horse racing"...............................have you beaten any yet?


" I just want to be loved"...........................................how about buying a dog.

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 GeordieColin
Joined: 10/18/2012
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Posted: 9/12/2013 1:48:02 PM
I said to my girls when they where little that the tune the Icecream van makes indicated that he had ran out of Icecream.
Save me money for about 10 years.
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