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|A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few|
drinks. She starts talking about this really great
new drink. The more she talks about it, the more
excited she gets. She tries to talk him into having
one. After a while he gives in and lets her order
the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the
following items on the bar:
A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains. "First, put a bit of the salt on your
tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold
it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please
her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue .
salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys ...
smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks ...
this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and
drinks it .... In one second the sharp lime taste
At two seconds the Baileys curdles . At three
seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like
consistency hits ...At four seconds it feels as if
he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers
his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul
tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he
turns to his girlfriend, and says, "What do you call
She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job