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|i recently have moved into a small studio apt. and almost every night and most mornings i am able to hear the girl next door masturbating. if i put my ear to the wall i can hear her vibrator, at first it was kind of annoying but now i find myself aroused by this. she is very loud and goes on forever, any suggestions on what to do? i mean i would be far to embarrased to say anything to her about it. anyone with similiar experiences?|
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:01:12 AM
|Geeze how many horse power is her vibrator and where did she buy it?!?!?!?! |
If you can hear masterbating through the wall - your walls must be paper thin!!
I guess all ya can do is enjoy it and perhaps join in on your side of the wall!!
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:03:40 AM
|well they are thin walls, like i said it is a studio, and yes i do get myself off while she is doing it because it is so hot, but not yet to let her hear it, or maybe i should? what do you think|
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:05:01 AM
|well your right about one thing i need to do something because i cant take this for much longer, i mean if she is that horny it sure would be nice to be the one to satisfy her all the time! she appears single and quite pretty|
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:33:29 AM
|I feel in a similer predicament, My girlfriends daughter, is rather loud too, when she is having sex with her boyfriend, it gets rather embarassing for me, I'm not sure if her mother can hear her, as she does go into a deep sleep some nights. I sure hope she as not heard her mother with her toy thats all ???|
Posted: 7/7/2007 10:13:00 AM
|i'm soooo sorry...... was i that loud? *oops* i dont live in Missouri!! |
*sigh*ok,gr8danethor...buy a package of batteries and leave them at her door with a Note for her! and the recipet in case they are they wrong size.....
Posted: 7/7/2007 10:15:10 AM
|what's your address? any flats available next to her on the other side ? :)|
I would certainly introduce myself, you don't have to mention what you can hear..
MAYBE she already KNOWs and WANTS you to approach her?
ever think of that.. maybe she makes extra loud noise, she likes you but is too shy to approach you? :)
Posted: 7/7/2007 1:21:00 PM
|Make sure she's really masturbating and not mixing her Carrot Cake recipe in the blender.|
Also, are you sure there's no co-pilot at the controls ?
Posted: 7/7/2007 1:21:11 PM
|I think the coffee cake idea is the best .... go with that one and enjoy.|
Posted: 7/7/2007 2:38:31 PM
|This is what you do here are the choices:|
A: If it bothers you call 911 tell them you hear screaming next door and are concerned. They will come to her door and they will tell her that a neighbor was concered about her well being.
B: Go knock on her door while she is in the middle of her situation and making nosie and ask if she is OK. Who knows she may come to the door naked and as for help.
When I was 19 years old I had a studio apartment up in Springfield Mass. The walls were paper thin just like yours. The woman next door to me was very attractive also. Her problem was the noise she made when she was having sex with her boyfriend. I could hear EVERYTHING! Just like they were in the room with me. Damn that was scary....
Posted: 7/7/2007 7:52:30 PM
|Now, I don't know if this counts, but in my first apartment--after my divorce--when I brought "dates" home, one of my favorite places to "make whoopie" was the bathroom. Why? Huge countertop and big mirror. What I didn't realize until later was that the walls were paper thin, and my next door neighbor always knew when I had company--a single dude. We never got a chance to really get together. Just as well. (I was way too embarrassed and had to apologize to him--and his young son.)|
Posted: 7/7/2007 7:58:57 PM
|have you seen her yet, maybe she's ugly.|
if she has to masterbate every night she's lonely! but probly ugly too. or fat.eesh
Posted: 7/7/2007 8:54:49 PM
|I read this nonsense post and I about die, why would you be listening for that anyway? Are you sure it's not a lady Remington and you're making up the rest in your mind?|
|masturbating neighbor yesss!! bingo!!!! j/k|
Posted: 7/7/2007 9:56:48 PM
|well i had a simalar thing happen to me. i lived in a sma ll efficency and i shared crawl space or area for water heaters and such. any way i was vewing a film wella porn ok- i was lonley, whatever ,anyway it was lookin good- and well you know. but i glanced away and kinda saw this little door in the back of my closet move a little i knew the girl next door was so hott and that was the only shared unit back there! any way i kinda tripped at first- she was checkin me out! she must have heard the movie, then i felt arousal so i decided to give her a little show, it was hott! for the next few months i would hear a noise or her lights would flash or somthing. then the little door moves i knew what time it was i began to move up closer to the door so she could see better and she responded by kinda poking a nipple in veiw it was awesome all the while we never spoke. she eventully showed her butt and all and we touched together it was so hott! we never spoke and i moved two years ago but think of her often and wish i had that goin on again!! anyway i suggest to you get out your vibrator and you masturbate too showing your pleased with her action, then likly she'll get even more aroused and yall might just start doin that together then yall could invite me over and we have a"show off party"!!yeah?!?!?|
Posted: 7/7/2007 10:04:24 PM
|oh my bad i thought for some reason you were a girl with this issue ,i guess it was the fact you said it was annoying?? what the hell's wrong with you ?anyway then you wont be seeing me there for any show and tell! wish i had that "problem"|
Posted: 7/8/2007 5:52:53 AM
|do you live in missouri? lol, anyway i probably will just let it go for now and enjoy and when i get the chane to introduce myself , when shes outside i will do that then, because i already know she has a feroucious sex drive and im digging that already, haha|
Posted: 7/8/2007 6:56:55 AM
|Get her a 12-pack of AA batteries so she can caontinue to arouse you.|
Posted: 7/8/2007 8:12:38 AM
|no offense taken, for starters, the story and my neighbor are real, whoever does not beleive i could care less, she is very pretty hispanic? girl i beleive, and yes when im not with someone i do my fair share of masturbating, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THAT SAME SITUATION, so take it for what it is|
Posted: 7/9/2007 12:03:15 AM
If i put my ear to the wall i can hear her vibrator
Give her the gift that keeps on giving. Batteries. Rechargeable ones.
If you can hear her masturbate, then she'll be able to hear your stereo. So, start playing the song, "I touch myself" whenever she masturbates.
If you want to really have some fun, join a chess club and start having chess matches at your place. The background noises would make for some interesting games (and lots of crossed legs).
Posted: 7/9/2007 2:14:25 AM
|to keep the batteries from insulting her, put up a note "please dont stop" with the batteries.|
What I would probably do, and im saying this from a million miles away with no chance of having to prove it, id wait until shes going at herself again, and right when shes getting into it, go knock on her door. Say 'hi, im your neighbor....my bedroom is on the other side of the very thin wall in YOUR room..' now as she starts to blush, you right away say 'i was wondering if maybe you wanted a little help?'
Oh yeah, have a bottle of red wine and two glasses.
Posted: 7/27/2007 10:39:06 AM
|*cough f-cough cough...bullsh1t... cough*|
you been reading too many penthouse magazines dude...
like if this was really happening are you so naive as to come into a pubic forum...(oops...typo...i meant public)...and ask what you should do???...gimme a freakin break!!!
and next time you are fantasizing about little girlies...keep those locked inside your head please...
(someone remind me why i read these forums...oh yeah...the comedic value)...
Posted: 7/30/2007 2:03:53 PM
|What kind of neighbor are you? The least you can do, is get her a battery recharger! Tell her it's from the Neighborhood Welcum Wagon.|