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 4x4+geek
Joined: 4/7/2007
Msg: 3
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But, what about BOB?

Sorry, I couldn't resist(or)!
 Haplucky4
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 4
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/12/2007 1:57:35 AM

But you do seem to know a lot about batteries, plugins, etc.
I've had to learn out of necessity.
:sigh:


Might I suggest you Ladies take a look at the latest device being offer in the market place, for Madam's pleasure. It was recently on display in the largest Sex Shop in Las Vegas. It is powered by a 4 Hp Briggs and Straton engine, which is equipped with a kick start, as opposed to a rope pull. There were many options and attachments available, but the basic model comes with an attachment known as the "Plow Share". They are available in varies colors and equipped with silencing mufflers and flexiable exhaust pipes. Wheels, handlebars and towel racks are also optional.
 Haplucky4
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 5
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/12/2007 11:10:07 AM

I do, but it still gives me the creepy-crawlies.


Isn't the common medical term used for this condition known as "Crabs " ? ~
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 6
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/12/2007 11:33:49 AM
Isn't the common medical term used for this condition known as "Crabs " ? ~


Methinks she's talking either mold, not knowing, or imagining where the shower massager has been or all of the above.
 Haplucky4
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 7
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/12/2007 11:40:41 AM
Yikes, this thread may be my downfall.

I just get a shivery feeling all over my body like I've just seen a ghost or something - this is BEFORE I touch the thing.


....... You are having a flash back to the Film Psycho I think ! ~
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 8
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/13/2007 7:33:00 PM

I have met a few men that needed to be kick started. And when they quit, you can't just put in fresh batteries and pick up where you left off.




Not man bashing here, but I've known a few who have just needed to just be kicked in general. I've always felt that "Bobs" were meant to "supplement" or "enhance", sometimes, sadly, they are a replacement.

Words for the wise: keep one electrical, and be sure to keep one with batteries if in the event of a power failure.
 Haplucky4
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 10
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/14/2007 10:00:23 AM

I would trade B.O.B. for one of THOSE! Can I get one on eBay?


Absolute hilarious News was released yesterday in the Financial Times, as it relates to this subject, which leads me to wonder if the Energizer Bunny has been following this thread !

Energizer Holdings Inc, has agreed to purchase Playtex Personal Care Products for $1.2 Billion in cash.

You Ladies have influenced a major investement decision, by a Battery manufacturer. ~ ..........Keep up the good work......eeerrrr pleasure I mean ........
 eb3267
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 11
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/14/2007 3:07:59 PM
Boomer...
I have met a few men that needed to be kick started. And when they quit, you can't just put in fresh batteries and pick up where you left off


You can't ?? Are you sure ? Hmm.. No cords either ?

LMAO Ok you all, now I am not going to be able to keep a strait face on my next date... His name's Bob.. hangs my head.. LMMFAOooooooooooo

I wonder if he would play with toys.. Hmm... I might have to find out..
.oO( Did I say that out loud ?) Yeppers.... I'm getting frogy in my old age.... Oh well we're all adults here.. For the most part.. LQQk's at LLO.
 eb3267
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 12
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/15/2007 9:43:40 AM
Big O' Coral.. Hmm LMFAOoooooooooooo
 eb3267
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 13
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/15/2007 12:46:12 PM
Runs to the nuber machine to find it out of those little tickets..

Aww Man !!!!
 eb3267
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 14
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/15/2007 1:27:16 PM
Smacks LLO in the *ss... Cause Yestarday was his B Day !! LOL


Is still ticked about that dam ticket machine !!

^*&%(@#(*^&%^#$)(* Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

LMAO
 HereN916
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 37
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 12:13:43 AM
Hey, I think I might be able to top that - I was thinking one day about B.O.B and could B.O.B. possibly be enhanced, and I thought damn, what if B.O.B. could talk - don't laugh, I'm serious,....lol.....well sorta..but think about it. There could be say, four levels or stages might be a better description. You know like when you first turn B.O.B. on ...he could say something like....mmmm, you sure are looking good and then you could bump it up to stage 2 where B.O.B. gets a little more daring (I'm being good here) and then level 3 - something hot and nasty if you like or sweet and intimate, whatever works for ya, and then the ultimate stage 4. the finishing touch so to speak and whatever battlecry, moan, sigh, "Oh God", etc., ......whatever sound you want to hear or words ....you know what I mean..............

It's sort of funny but then stop and think about it - heck at Suzys there is a B.O.B. for every day of the year, in every size, color, textures, varying speeds, I mean there is BIG B.O.B., and banana B.O.B,. and slim B.O.B. and probably Billy B.O.B. so why not talking B.O.B. ...................ok, well it was just a thought.......heheh

Note to Self: Do not post in Forums when you have not had any sleep the night before ..
 HereN916
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 38
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:37:26 AM
Karen, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay another out of the box thinker - I was truly hesistant in returning after posting my B.O.B. enhancement idea. Hanging out/marching with that different drummer gets kind of lonely sometimes - so it's great to have company - thanks!

And heck yeah, let's go patent that !!! I wonder if we could use male celebrities' voices? ....lol
 HereN916
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 39
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:41:33 AM
lol............now that would be a sight to behold...........oops ...no pun intended....
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 40
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 5:39:39 PM
If they can put a recordable digital chip in anwsering machines, and photo frames, why not your B.O.B. too! record then transfer any guys voice as he is gettin off, onto your B.O.B. relive the moment over and over again...
 HereN916
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 42
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 8:06:19 PM
hmmm, I'm still stuck (mentally) on a talking B.O.B.......I wonder if you could have say four different male voices programmed in it? Who would I even approach to discuss marketing the idea ? technology industry ? or maybe pornography industry.....
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 43
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 8:12:03 PM
SOCK! You outta go on the road, with your act... bust me up!!
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 44
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 8:13:14 PM
OK Cali-Boomer ...You are in charge of quality Assurance !!!!


and Karen can help ya too!!!
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 45
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:48:08 PM
Just wondering are clothes optional at the wedding with BOB!?? You girls are a riot....
love readin what girls like to share... W1
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 46
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:51:54 PM
ahh sure why not..... I will probably have a better time there than anywhere else.!


Will that be a rubber ring, or plastic??? .!
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 48
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:24:13 PM
Well Cali-Boomer.... Guess Best Man will be a WoMan. Don't forget the confettii........ Who gets to kiss the bride???
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 50
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/19/2007 2:15:10 PM
....OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh Nnnnoooooooooooooooooo not E.D.!!!

Whose E.D.

No problem with ED here!!
 Haplucky4
Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 51
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/20/2007 1:25:32 AM

ED was my former fiance - I kicked him to the curb in favor of BOB, who is much more obedient


Back to the "Control" issue ~ ...One nice thing about B.O.B. is he has an "On-Off" switch. Maybe that's why men are taking a back seat to B.O.B. ~
 eb3267
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 52
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/20/2007 7:29:10 PM
Wreck

If they can put a recordable digital chip in answering machines, and photo frames, why not your B.O.B. too! record then transfer any guys voice as he is gettin off, onto your B.O.B. relive the moment over and over again.


Can I make him say those cute little things you say ? ( All those niceties in the forums !) LOL

Wait a min, what man's voice am I gonna use ?????.. hmm, well crap !! If there was a man that sounded good enough for me to believe then he'd still be around.. I guess I'll have to get the voice of a stranger !! (see reasons below)

Momi
BOB, he isn't cheating on us, lying to us, or vacillating about his purpose in life. BOB's loyalty to us is secure. BOB does not take us on one date, and never call again to tell us politely why... BOB does not date us for months then vanish into thin air. Nor does BOB spend time comparing us to younger women. Hell, I like men, but BOB is more of a man than a lot of men I have met. Even if he can't mow the lawn.


Has to agree with Momi here.. If he can talk, I can mow the yard..
 Wreckless1
Joined: 2/22/2007
Msg: 53
B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend)
Posted: 7/20/2007 8:34:59 PM
EB....Can I make him say those cute little things you say ? ( All those niceties in the forums !) LOL

If you are open .....I'll come over and help ya record what ever you want it to say...
After that it's up to you!
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