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 digitaldrama
Joined: 8/27/2004
Msg: 1
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How many of you guys have had this happen more than once....has it lead to the hospital....can this happen to a woman...Why aren't they debating this in our nations think tanks...Can it be prevented.....Are there times when you want it to happen....Please discuss amongst yourselves.
 digitaldrama
Joined: 8/27/2004
Msg: 2
Re: Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 9/2/2004 5:11:16 PM
LMAO! Reminds me of There's Something About Mary
 The Awesomist
Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 3
Re: Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 9/2/2004 5:22:34 PM
I will beg of a pardon...... Dumbasses
 SenileGranny
Joined: 7/3/2004
Msg: 4
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Re: Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 9/3/2004 8:24:55 AM
Lmao, I had a friend once who called me for every health issue instead of seeing a doctor.
I get this call, ''you gotta get over here quickly, I need help.''
I go over there, he meets me at the door, whips it out, says, ''what is this? is it contagious? will penicillin fix it? do I gotta give her name to the health unit people?'' He was freaked out, thought he had caught vd. I struggled to put on a straight face, looked closer, told him stuff like that wouldn't happen if he'd wear briefs or button jeans...took him a minute to realize what I had said....it was funny to watch him go back n forth from embarrassment to relief.
 billybob600
Joined: 8/7/2004
Msg: 5
Re: Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 9/12/2004 7:41:36 AM
I was in 8th grade and in a rush at school, needless to say getting the "beans above the frank" is a lot funnier than it feels.

although I do have a cute scar that makes for an interesting conversion piece. ;)
 Ticketoride
Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 6
Re: Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 9/12/2004 2:04:37 PM
Always buy button-up jeans.
 Virgin Lip Service
Joined: 8/24/2004
Msg: 7
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Posted: 9/12/2004 8:03:59 PM
As to whether or not it can happen to a chick...it sure can!! Ouch!
 Ticketoride
Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 8
Re: Franks & Beans
Posted: 9/12/2004 10:53:47 PM
Happened once. Slightly cut the bag. Been button-ups since.
 mrcorvette_33
Joined: 9/6/2004
Msg: 9
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Re: Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 9/13/2004 2:59:16 PM
Never had it happen in my life until my ex convinced me to start wearing boxers. It seems that breifs keep things contained much better :) Boxers however can gap open and let things move into unsafe areas....LOL....happened to me twice about 6 years apart. The first time I though it was a fluke, after the second time - never again :)
 billybob600
Joined: 8/7/2004
Msg: 10
Re: Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 9/14/2004 7:00:51 AM
another time I was fishing naked during a full moon when to my surprise , while casting the hook... well, lets just say it caught a keeper! ;)
 Smoking Tiger
Joined: 10/23/2005
Msg: 11
Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 10/24/2005 1:15:10 AM
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 mcbobly
Joined: 8/28/2005
Msg: 12
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Re: Franks & Beans
Posted: 10/25/2005 8:40:30 AM
Gotta agree with ticket, button fly is the only way to go and ensure this doesn't happen. Thank you Levis.
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 13
Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 10/25/2005 9:41:13 AM
So that explains it. If you see a picture of a man c**K and it has a skar toward the zipper, maybe that is what happened. A light just went on.
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 14
Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 10/25/2005 9:56:11 AM
Buy jeans with a wider inter flap, and make sure it is scure at the bottom of the inner flap. That would help. So any company making pants try that, and men will buy them. Oh yea some girls as it seams to.
A wider flap that is sewed down right, would alway cover the zipper when zipping them up. Just a thought. I used to work in a blue jean factory.
 Man0fAdventure.
Joined: 9/10/2006
Msg: 15
Genitals caught in zipper.
Posted: 8/3/2007 5:58:10 PM
Wow, I thought this was one of those things that could only be in movies. You think with how important our "beans and frank" are, we would take a little more care of em'. oh by the way, I don't know what it would feel like, but my sympathy goes out to all the guys who've been in this situation....
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