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 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 22
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w/my ex-fiance...my friend walked in while we were banging ugly..and as usual the sex sucked..so i asked her if she wanted to go get somethign to eat at perkins once he was done :)
 Kickn1Backā„¢
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 30
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/15/2005 9:14:57 PM
"You Muther Phuckin B*tch" Her dog came in and bit me on the A$$, she thought I was yelling at her and slapped the snot out of me.
 mainegrad
Joined: 3/30/2005
Msg: 31
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/15/2005 9:40:46 PM
IS THAT IT? YOU'RE DONE?
 rubme
Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 32
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/16/2005 8:07:32 AM
i call her Alanna...but her name is Sarah right. Alanna is her mothers name lmao...i do it just for the dig eh
 CROSSFADE
Joined: 4/22/2005
Msg: 42
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 12:41:58 AM
I have like a buck seventy five in my pants pocket... is that gonna cover tonight?
 CROSSFADE
Joined: 4/22/2005
Msg: 44
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/19/2005 1:53:50 AM
Oh... you guys meant with another person.. my bad. Craziest thing I have ever said... hmmm...

"There are some idiots outside the truck staring at us" (partner looks up)... "Hurry up, thats my brother, hes giving me a ride home."

21 yrs old, parking lot sex at a bar... lovely times.
 DropDeadGorgeous
Joined: 4/9/2005
Msg: 48
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 5/21/2005 10:41:04 PM
Well...we were getting it on and DUH...what else are you thinkin when you're doing the deed...and I said "What are you thinking about?".....he said "What? What do you think I'm thinking about." Yes, I felt stupid...cause DUH!
 DropDeadGorgeous
Joined: 4/9/2005
Msg: 50
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Posted: 5/21/2005 10:50:30 PM
lol...I know what you mean. "When's my son gonna wake up" Stuff like that.
 batgirl
Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 51
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Posted: 6/28/2005 2:33:28 PM
*what was that?* - lol... not because he did something wrong... just because i thought I heard someone coming.

I've also said "oh, god" repeatedly and I'm not religious at all.

an odd thing i've done during sex is while i was sitting on top of him, i pressed in on my abdomen so that i could feel him inside me from the outside... he really liked that... so there's a pointer for anyone who has never tried that before...
 ManCow
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 57
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 7:06:27 PM
I was with this girl and we were drunk,we got naked and I layeddown and she got on top and said"Stick it North!" lol
 ManCow
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 58
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 6/28/2005 7:20:13 PM
Get ready!Cuz i always scream when I cum!
 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 61
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:09:15 PM
I need to puke

well i did lol
 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 62
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 4:19:12 PM
Yuk

I was w/my ex-fiance and i was like if you dont get off me im gonna puke on you!

god me and tequila dont mix
 pogolove
Joined: 10/18/2003
Msg: 66
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 5:01:46 PM
I LOVE YOU
 kadmus
Joined: 8/13/2004
Msg: 67
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/4/2005 5:13:41 PM
Okay -- not sure this is the right spot for this story and it wasn't me who said it... but still kinda humorous.

Went out on a first date a few years back. I broke my rule and we went to see a movie after a trip to a pretty cool pizza joint. Anyway, during the movie, we snuggled a bit and afterwards we walked back out to my car. Inside the car we started kissing and, next thing you know, we were steaming up the windows. All clothes were still on but we were going at it pretty hot and heavy. Well, I laid her seat back and she pulled me on top of her and there we were fully clothed dry humping away and making out. All of a sudden she blurts out, "No fair, I'm going to cum!" And cum she did. Fully clothed. So I made her cum a few more times fully clothed.

Now that was a fun first date.
 gc33
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 68
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Posted: 7/4/2005 5:34:05 PM
In the middle of sex I once had a girl say I love you. I replied "how very sad for you".
 passionfly
Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 74
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Posted: 7/26/2005 12:24:34 PM
"who's your tabby, who's your tabby?" LOL
 Thumpurr
Joined: 7/1/2005
Msg: 75
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 7/26/2005 12:58:55 PM
Just to set the stage a bit, we were in Vegas & had a hard night of partying - my friend won 25K & we hit the town hard. I was quite drunk and was just wanting to pass out and my friend was wanting some action. We started and I laid down on him and said "sorry baby, I'm not a very good lay when I'm drunk." Didn't live that down for a very long time. Funny thing is, it's not at all true!
 mazmx693
Joined: 7/18/2005
Msg: 87
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Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/12/2005 11:07:36 AM
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 ivegotwhtuwant
Joined: 6/21/2004
Msg: 88
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/12/2005 11:16:21 AM
are you in yet ? lol jokes.. hmm probably the weirdest was when my last BF started to have alike a normal convo whilse we were doing it .. he thought it was hot.. I found it very distracting. We talked about what movie we we're going to go see, what u was going to cook for dinner, then he came.. lol ah well ..
 Sexyblacklace
Joined: 8/2/2005
Msg: 89
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/12/2005 11:31:23 AM
"Both of you thrust at the same time again that was great!"
I have more but that one is what popped into my head
 SweetKristine
Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 91
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/12/2005 11:46:59 AM
when i was with my ex-fiance i asked him what i should get his mom for christmas one time during sex not a good idea
 ChaosRider
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 95
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/12/2005 8:55:23 PM
once when i was talking to my mom long distance on the phone, my gf decides it would be fun to play with me for a while. She sucked me off while i was trying to talk to my mom. I eventually got off the phone though, and paid her back later.
 poppachopp
Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 96
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/14/2005 1:04:07 AM
I've called two seperate ex girlfriends, two other random girl's names...you'd think I like getting slapped or something... I am just bad with names
 drpookie
Joined: 8/12/2005
Msg: 97
Craziest thing you've said during sex....
Posted: 8/14/2005 1:09:08 AM
I yelled my own name
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