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 Wottacatch™
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 1
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How To Plant Your Garden

First, you Come to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses....

FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING , PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
1. Peace of mind
2. Peace of heart
3. Peace of soul

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:
1. Squash gossip
2. Squash indifference
3. Squash grumbling
4. Squash selfishness

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:
1. Lettuce be faithful
2. Lettuce be kind
3. Lettuce be patient
4. Lettuce really love one another

NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:
1. Turnip for meetings
2..Turnip for service
3. Turnip to help one another

TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:
1. Thyme for each other
2. Thyme for family
3. Thyme for friends

WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE. THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

Love, Luck & Laughter,
 thatguy276
Joined: 7/9/2007
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Posted: 10/1/2007 12:56:12 AM
Just curious, but where's your works cited page on that Mr Originality? That ones been passed around a few times.

Just bustin yer balls man.

It is a good one tho, my mom has sent it to me a few times (poor lady can't remember who she what to sometimes, lol)
 Wottacatch™
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 3
How to Plant your Garden
Posted: 10/1/2007 1:31:38 AM
Thatguy....Do you want me to send it to you.... ..I'm trying to get rid of it....You can always send it to your mother.....
 thatguy276
Joined: 7/9/2007
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Posted: 10/1/2007 2:06:17 AM
No, she'd only send it back not realizing I'm the one that sent it (or that she's already sent it to me... 4 times).
 Wottacatch™
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 5
How to Plant your Garden
Posted: 10/1/2007 4:43:19 PM
A different version...

You've been the Apple of my eye;
you know how much I care
so Lettuce gets together,
we'd make a perfect Pear.

Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato;
will you Peas to me belong?

Now, something's sure to Turnip,
to prove you can't be Beet;
so, if you Carrot all for me
Then let our Tulips meet.

You can avocado once a night
With passion fruit of love
But then I Soya with my eyes
While it was raisin up above

Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.

You are the perfect Date for me
Please lets Orange it dear
I’ll be Currant you will see
And Berry all your fears

I'll Cauliflower shop and say
your dreams are Parsley fine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
if you would say your mine
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