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 meplusedog
Joined: 5/5/2007
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I was in Texas about 10 years ago and I had ocation (trough my x wife) to have dinner at the home of Govener Hog , now Govener Hog has twin girls and you know he named them Ima and Ura so that makes there names Ima hog and Ura Hog well it was all I could do to keep from falling on the floor laffing
 UjGearhead
Joined: 10/30/2007
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Posted: 11/27/2007 3:48:52 AM
I knew of this girl named Kandy Caine and her Dad looked like Santa Clause.
 raavek
Joined: 1/25/2005
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Posted: 11/27/2007 4:12:03 PM
There was a guy in my highschool named Mike Hunt. Not even joking. Poor guy. Was called to the office once...Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt to the office please.
 candicebrea
Joined: 7/17/2007
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Posted: 12/5/2007 10:43:35 PM
My mom had a neighbour who gave birth to a son.
Their last name was Hoff.
Apparently the neighbour was quite set on naming her son Jack until my mom pointed out that his name would read Jack Hoff.
I also had a Uncle Harry Dyke (pronounced D*ck).
 YearoftheCat
Joined: 9/26/2007
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Posted: 12/6/2007 6:21:29 PM
The development guy at my old job who had to seek out donations was called-

Kohl Miner.

Kinda appropriate, Mr. Miner.
 nycrickette
Joined: 9/9/2007
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Posted: 12/9/2007 1:37:59 PM
these are all priceless!

years ago an acquaintance, whose last name was Pence, said if he had kids, he would name his son Dwight Picket or a daughter Barb Wire. I sure hope he was kiddin'!

But I do have friends who's last name is Day, and they named their daughter Holly.

I grew up in a Dutch/German farm community. I had a friend in HS who's last name was VanOpdorp. We joked that no matter who she married, she couldn't do worse, but she wound up marrying a Schlossnagle.

no dancing pickles for me!
 Roamingsiris
Joined: 7/8/2006
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Posted: 12/9/2007 3:46:00 PM
I know offically.

A Summer Spring.
A Winter North.
A Woodstock.
A Dweazle.


Nowhere as bad as Frank Zappa's kid tho. Moonunit? Outch!
 Ron-burgendy
Joined: 12/22/2007
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Posted: 12/26/2007 8:24:37 AM
There was a kid named panzy celibarting his 10th bday at BP.
 thatguy276
Joined: 7/9/2007
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Posted: 3/18/2008 6:13:33 PM
My first Squadron Commander in the US Air Force was (no kidding) Major Wood. I still have a copy of orders with his rank and name on them.
Also a Dr my dad use to see was an Asian man named Wong-sic-hong.
My former mother-in-law met a lady who called her daughter Female (pronounced fee-mall-ay); she said it was the name the hospital gave her. Ya can't make this stuff up people...
 CatManDo1959
Joined: 2/23/2008
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Posted: 3/18/2008 7:18:53 PM
Back in Kenora, a doctor (pediatrician), now deceased, worked in the hospital whose actual name was Peter Pan.

Though my favourite actual name actually 99.9% likely a pseudonym was one I ran across in the early 80's in an Xrated film watching the credits (I AM such a sick puppy!). One of the production support crew's name was listed as "Pez D. Spenser".
 supersnuggle
Joined: 2/6/2008
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Posted: 3/19/2008 8:39:25 PM
I fellow that used to live in my community was****Long.

New a guy in college named Algernon, everone called his Algie(yep...pronounced just like algae).

New a guy in the army whose first name was Sterold(sounded just like sterile). What was so bad, he was the third!!

Have known an Ethel Ergle, Earl Ergle, and Eiree Ergle.

There is a girl in my son's school named Heaven Lee Angel

Used to know a guy named Buck Fulp.

I am not making any of these up...100% true.
 supersnuggle
Joined: 2/6/2008
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Posted: 3/19/2008 8:40:44 PM
Just remembered one more. A girl in college named Julia Screws.
 supersnuggle
Joined: 2/6/2008
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Posted: 3/19/2008 9:01:18 PM
I know a Ginger Rodgers and a Roy Rodgers.
 supersnuggle
Joined: 2/6/2008
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Posted: 3/19/2008 9:13:09 PM

I heard of a lady by the name of Ida Klein (I decline).


Reminds me of one I once knew...Ida Claire (I declare!)
 oddandy
Joined: 3/5/2008
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Posted: 3/24/2008 1:49:02 PM
I've seen Phat Ho, Mai Ho and Lai Ho on telemarketing lists
 thatguy276
Joined: 7/9/2007
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Posted: 3/24/2008 6:13:52 PM

there's a doctors office here in town (no kiding), the guy's last name is Butt


Is he a proctologist?
 kwil4510
Joined: 8/4/2005
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Posted: 3/27/2008 3:20:44 PM
Knew a OBGYN in Maryland, Sun Suck Yung.
 Elegant Lady
Joined: 8/15/2005
Msg: 85
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Posted: 3/30/2008 9:20:03 AM
Files that have come across my desk:
Dr. Brain, Ken Tuckey,Ivy Plant, Rose-Marie Rose
I knew a lady whose surname was Nurse. Guess what her profession was? You got it...
Nurse Nurse
 trillium0
Joined: 1/14/2007
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Posted: 3/31/2008 6:38:18 AM
I had a Doctor named Payne.
Years ago Harry Leggs applied for a job.
 isanybodyoutthere
Joined: 11/9/2007
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Posted: 4/9/2008 9:56:14 AM
I once had a ball coach named "Harry Carry"
A class mate of mine named her daughter "Crystal Shanda" thier last name was Leer
How about "Richard Bender"

What are parents thinking when they name thier children.
 Wilf Huckitt
Joined: 3/29/2008
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Posted: 4/12/2008 1:22:39 AM
One of these days I have to legally change my name to this and run for Prime Minister
One of my nics in the chats used to be Phil A Sheo


Had a distant cousin named Athol Playfair! No Lisp on the Athol!
 Wilf Huckitt
Joined: 3/29/2008
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Posted: 4/12/2008 1:45:00 AM
lmao I know a place here in B.C called Likely!! sure wanted to paint Not Friggin above it!! hahahaha
 elfduck
Joined: 4/10/2008
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Posted: 4/15/2008 9:49:28 PM
inmiddle school i new this kid. he had a normal first name. it was ivan. and in school when taking role he was the only one called by his first name. so one day i asked the teacher why. she simply handed me the rols sheet. his last name was ****Wagon. poor kid. other than me and maybe a few of his close friends i dont think that any one knew his last name for fear of torment!
 elfduck
Joined: 4/10/2008
Msg: 104
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Posted: 4/15/2008 9:52:50 PM
there is an asian lady that comes in to radioshack( where my fiance works) often. i dont know her last name but her first name is porn. seriously. i joke with him all the time..."did you see porn today?"
 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 106
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Posted: 7/4/2008 4:31:32 PM
High school classmates:
Honey Bear and her brother Smokey (I'm sooo not kidding, their van was called the Bear Den ~ who would do that to their kids? LOL)
Truli Nice

My former gyno:
Dr. Lester Ho
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