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 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 3
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What's brown and sticky?
















A stick!
 pseudonymJay
Joined: 11/16/2007
Msg: 6
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Posted: 1/15/2008 3:55:48 PM
^^^^ I did get it, but had to check to see if you were from the UK!
 Smitty828282
Joined: 7/13/2007
Msg: 8
What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?
Posted: 1/15/2008 4:16:23 PM
Why did the bicycle fall over?








Because it was two tired!
 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 14
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:37:44 AM
Three blondes walk into a bar.




You'd think one of them would have seen it!
 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 15
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:39:27 AM
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef
 Diana619
Joined: 8/29/2007
Msg: 21
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Posted: 1/16/2008 7:20:52 PM
What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?






* a Doberman
 pseudonymJay
Joined: 11/16/2007
Msg: 32
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Posted: 2/18/2008 5:18:34 PM
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

One will stop sucking blood when you are dead!
 marzfan
Joined: 2/13/2008
Msg: 49
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Posted: 3/3/2008 12:24:07 PM
a horse, and pig, and a rabbit walk into a bar. the bartender says, 'what is this, a joke?'
 muso56
Joined: 2/3/2008
Msg: 51
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Posted: 3/5/2008 6:35:29 AM
stupidest joke of ll time complements of Spike Milligan:

Q: Are you Jewish
A: No a tree fell on me in Oldham!!


Dunno why but it makes laugh!! I think its just Spikism..rest in peace Spike
 bernta
Joined: 9/3/2007
Msg: 52
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 3/5/2008 7:55:53 PM
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back???

A stick!


Two lesbian frogs sitting on a log. One turns to the other and says, "You know, you really do taste like chicken!" (finally the jumper is appropriate!)
 dreamboat333
Joined: 2/13/2008
Msg: 65
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Posted: 5/28/2008 10:32:59 AM
What does an 800 pound gorilla eat?

Anything it wants.
 sunshinyblondie
Joined: 1/2/2007
Msg: 73
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Posted: 5/30/2008 7:47:39 AM
If a tree falls in the forest, does the squirrel grab his nuts and run???


If I think about this joke when I'm really tired, I end up laughing til I cry! ;P
 dreamboat333
Joined: 2/13/2008
Msg: 74
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Posted: 5/30/2008 7:53:46 AM
Once upon a time, two little boys, James and David, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, James eventually asked David, "Hey, what're you in for?"

"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said David.

"Oh, don't worry about it," James said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!"

"Oh yeah?'' replied David. "That's not half-bad. So, James, how about you? What're you here for?"

"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," James answered.

"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"
 Super Ryan
Joined: 9/15/2007
Msg: 75
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Posted: 5/30/2008 3:28:46 PM
Here's a joke with two parts:

A Budhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand, and says "Make me one with eveything".

The hod dog vender goes about making the hot dog and hands it to the monk and says "that will be $3.50".
The monk hands the vender a 5 dollar bill, and the vender goes about serving the next customer, the monk protests "Hey where's my change?"
The vender turns to him and says "Change must come from within".

Not everyone gets this joke, but it's one of my all time favorites.
 dreamboat333
Joined: 2/13/2008
Msg: 94
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Posted: 6/5/2008 12:32:39 PM
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50 ?

A: Your honor.
 Jaack_
Joined: 10/10/2007
Msg: 100
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Posted: 6/14/2008 8:49:17 AM
Dyslexics Untie!!!
 DianaDaisyGirl
Joined: 2/25/2008
Msg: 101
Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 6/14/2008 10:30:32 PM
Two cannibals are sitting aroung the campfire eating a clown....one cannibal looks at the other cannibal and says "does this taste funny to you ?"
 PaulboKnows
Joined: 3/22/2008
Msg: 103
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Posted: 6/15/2008 11:57:44 PM
A group of chess players were waiting in the lobby to check in the hotel. They had animatedly began to discuss their best games and moves when the manager stormed in at told them to leave. A bellhop turned to the manager and asked "What's wrong?" The manager replied "I can't stand chess nut boasting in an open foyer!"
 AzNSweetHarT
Joined: 4/15/2008
Msg: 106
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Posted: 6/16/2008 2:25:48 PM
Need Samples

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

 AzNSweetHarT
Joined: 4/15/2008
Msg: 107
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Posted: 6/16/2008 2:31:18 PM
Crazy Patients
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"


 birknhead
Joined: 7/22/2006
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Posted: 6/16/2008 7:03:00 PM
Why was the pastie waiting at the end of the road?



Cuz it waz Meat 'N Potatoe
 superdrew
Joined: 4/28/2008
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Posted: 6/17/2008 9:07:30 AM
Q: What does a pig put on a cold sore? A: Oinkment.
 latinguy83
Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 114
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Posted: 6/21/2008 1:06:28 PM
What do you call and an empty bottle of cheese wiz?

Cheese was.


Effing Brilliant.
 wyteknight
Joined: 12/27/2006
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Posted: 6/22/2008 7:58:44 AM
Two nuns in a bath
1st Nun: where's the soap?
2nd Nun: Yes, doesn't it!!!!

Two eggs in a pan
1st egg: Geez it's gettin' hot in here!
2nd egg: wait til you get out of here.... they smash your head in!!!

Newly press-ganged sailor on board ship: What do you do for sex during the months at sea?
Bosun: See that barrel over there with the hole in the side? Every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday you get to screw it!!
sailor: what about Mondays?
Bosun: Monday is your turn in the barrel!!!

 Greyfeld
Joined: 1/11/2007
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Posted: 6/22/2008 5:32:57 PM
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean?

A: Bob


Q: What did the blonde do when she first woke up?

A: She went home


Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Nobody knows. When the light turns on, they all scatter.


Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Only one, but the lightbulb has to really WANT to change.


A blonde was walking down the road one day, and saw a dirt lot off to the side. Upon inspection, she saw another blonde in the middle of the field, rowing furiously in a rowboat. The first blonde yelled out, "IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US ALL A BAD NAME!! IF I COULD SWIM, I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!!"
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