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Joined: 9/17/2006
Msg: 5
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"Its all fun and games, till someone gets hurt."

We yes, its not so much fun when you're injured
Joined: 1/11/2008
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Posted: 1/21/2008 6:52:41 AM
I was on holiday, when it started to rain. One of the mothers called to her children "boys get out of the pool it has started raining, you'll get wet".

I have no idea how she worked that one out, but there we go.
 Leigh AKA PL
Joined: 4/20/2006
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Posted: 1/22/2008 10:09:46 PM
when I was heavily pregnant and my son was late... saw a neighbour in the street who I hadn't seen for a while and she say's "haven't you had it yet"? well durrrr lol

just seen this on the dunkers thread and made me chuckle as my nan used to say this also ...

nopermspls... sorry but had to pinch your comment lol....

I'm a good girl me. I don't like biscuits. I prefer my tea or coffee on their own

My mum always says though, that a drink is too wet without one (???!!!) and will eat any kind on offer.

Well, duhhhh. It's supposed to be! Sorry mum
Joined: 8/15/2007
Msg: 30
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Posted: 1/22/2008 11:47:14 PM
Ok heres goes ive got a whole list of illogical comments...youll get a good laugh at these....

14 daft things people say and do!

2. People who are willing to get off their a*** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". ****ing right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you ****ing McTosser.

14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be of.
 Leigh AKA PL
Joined: 4/20/2006
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Posted: 1/23/2008 12:08:29 AM

wen someone rings your home phone and asks where you are

yeap my mum does that... she rings up and say's are you at home as we are coming over lol...

when you go to the doctors and they ask you what is the matter with you? durrr,if I knew that I wouldn't be here asking you would I? lol
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