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 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 8
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we need to see other people which usually means she is already seeing someone else and is tired of hiding it
 Matador_AAO
Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 10
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 5:32:38 AM
the worst i've heard was on highschool, she said "i'll be a nun"
 Matador_AAO
Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 12
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 6:56:30 AM
I told her that i already have a girlfriend
weeks later I was dating her best friend so that girl was pissed


"let's just be friends"
 Just_Mike
Joined: 9/5/2004
Msg: 15
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 7:30:00 AM
" I just want to be alone/single right now" and there is someone else in thier lives immediately. In my case, it was the mother of my child, her and I had been living together, I moved out so give her space, she got engaged within a few weeks to the guy that came around alot immediately after I moved out. He had been there before I left but was 'just a friend' of course. *rolls eyes*
 atmtech
Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 39
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/30/2005 7:58:53 PM
I've heard them all

1) I really like you alot but i'd rather be your friend
2) She goes out with you and then says "i still haven't gotten over the last guy i dated"
3) Yea right?
4) It's not you it's me
5) you don't have a nice car
6) you aren't rich enough
 TheHillbillyCat
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 40
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/30/2005 8:08:19 PM
i got the master of break up, it was not poetic, it was flat out mean
"i dont have time in my life for someone like you..."
makes me wonder everyday what she meant by that...
 oneafternoon
Joined: 3/15/2005
Msg: 41
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/30/2005 8:20:51 PM
The newest one ... i have an online boyfriend

Your a nice guy , you'll meet someone awesome
Your an anoying whore!
I hate you , your a virgin!
 TheHillbillyCat
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 49
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Posted: 5/31/2005 11:31:53 AM
oh man oh manischevitz amishmercenary, i know exactly what youre talking about, well im not dealing with it well, how about you?
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 50
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/6/2005 2:34:47 AM
we need to see other people.i wonder how long she had been screwing him when she told me that.
 astrosky
Joined: 2/6/2005
Msg: 51
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Posted: 6/6/2005 9:56:08 AM
It's my way or the highway (I chose the highway)
 spiceygamble
Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 53
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/6/2005 1:13:09 PM
"I'm in love w/you so I felt it was best to break things off before someone gets hurt"
oh, the humanity.
 smilincaligal198
Joined: 5/30/2005
Msg: 54
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/6/2005 1:14:44 PM
the its not you, its me, or i just wanna be friends. those are so lame. sadly i am guily of using these.
 cuddles101
Joined: 5/31/2005
Msg: 56
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Posted: 6/15/2005 6:29:10 PM
we are different philosopically HA HA HA!
 spiceygamble
Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 67
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 6:56:01 PM
"I'm just gonna take this call real quick"
Since they were never seen again, I'm assuming it was a break up line.
Hmmmph!
 shadowgirl58
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 68
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:02:19 PM
" I can't be with you as my mom thinks I shouldn't have a realtionship with anyone now"

*[the snake in the grass]any ol' excuse will do...
 Puppy_Love
Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 69
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:48:37 PM
"no, I'm not seeing someone else." (from a five year marriage)
 dietcola
Joined: 7/15/2004
Msg: 70
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Posted: 8/15/2005 7:56:30 PM
well i got the "leaving in the middle of the night, never to see her again" goodbye and then there was the "ur too good for me " line which really cracked me up, but on the bright side i was once called "powerful and manipulative" by someones mother, hahahaha.




dc
"going my wayyyyyy?"
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 71
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 8:00:03 PM
GRRRRR... well i love you but i don't love you, love you..



so your going to hurt me.. but not hurt me, hurt me..
 Porkovitch
Joined: 1/12/2005
Msg: 72
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 8:12:19 PM
"I want my pictures. They are not just yours, but ours. I'm in them too. It makes me happy to look at them."

Which ones exactly? The ones that you're by yourself?
 IMAQT
Joined: 5/17/2005
Msg: 77
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Posted: 8/16/2005 12:14:38 AM
I had a guy break up with me by telling me he was getting the "friendship vibe" and he didn't know why....'cause I was soo hot!! (now did I give him the friendship vibe WHILE I was sucking his c*ck....or was that AFTER??? what a MORON!!!)

Then he told me that he wasn't a "commitment-phobe" because he's been seeing this other girl for almost a year now...and she treats him great but he doesn't want to settle down with her either. (what a class act, I tell ya!) Un-freakin-believable!!!!

But could we still hang out and play guitar together?? I mean he does value that friendship we had....*rolling my eyes*
 draiax
Joined: 9/5/2005
Msg: 83
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Posted: 9/6/2005 1:57:45 AM
Hmm...

Let's see, I've gotten all the classics the worst thing said by me's probably been

"I just can't date you"

In hindsight it sounds really cold. But it's important to be honest, I think. Still, a bit cold.


And the worst I've ever heard:

"You're just too nice"

"We just get along too well to NOT be friends, and I think that's what we should do."

"I just... I'm just no good at that whole girlfriend/boyfriend thing"


Damn-->"Get out"

Ouch-->"You don't have anything to offer me or anyone else"

Cold as ice -->"I'm moving to Orlando, and I don't want you to come with me" (she changed her mind a couple weeks later.)
 Gangrel_in_london
Joined: 9/24/2004
Msg: 84
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/6/2005 2:03:41 AM
It always starts with "We need to talk", doesn't it? Nothing good has ever come out of that. Words of doom that should be burnt on the gates of Hell itself.

The worst line I ever heard for a breakup was used four years ago. It started with those words, and ended with "Can I just do this until I get it out of my system?" She, of course, was refering to her boyfriend.

I, as her husband, tracked him down and confronted him in front of a Chinese restaruant, where I used a breakup line of my own. It was quite effective. Then I left, as there was nothing left to say.

Cheers,
~W.S.
 budtheCHUD
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 86
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/6/2005 7:08:56 AM
Hay I'll Be Right Back I Am Going To Get Something In My Car You Wait Here.......(tires squeal in the BG).....

happens to me alot....
 baseball467
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 93
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 6:15:40 PM
i want to concentrate on my career and get to where you are now
 caddyman1
Joined: 9/1/2005
Msg: 97
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 8:57:30 PM
I had this women we were dateing for about a month and she was getting to the point of always talking marrage to me when we get married or when do you think we can get married or lets plan our wedding i told her all along i was not ready at the time to get married finely one night i was at her familys house and her mother asked me so sally says you to are thinking of getting married i looked at her mother like what what are you talking about well as soon as I left there house i went to my best friends house and told him what was going on now i was about 23 when this happen we were thinking so many things untill it hit me I will tell her that I am gay he started laughing she is not going to belive that yes she will i asked him I need your help i will take her out some where and you will come along and start fighting with me saying you **** this is what you are cheeting on me with and slap me across the face he told me that will not work I told him yes it will because then I am going to kiss you infront of her well he said what no way you not going to do that I begged him to do this for me he refused I told him we have been friends for 10 yrs you know me come on do me this one favor I will owe you big time he told me I need my car to be fixed you pay for it to be fixed we will kiss deal well i took her to a park and we were talking and out of the blue my friend came over and he said so I knew all these weeks you had some one else but I thought it was another guy what you think your not gay any more my face really turned red because there were two hot looking girls sitting across from us stareing at me and I really wanted to talk to them next I felt his hand back slap me shit that hurt I told him honey I am sorry I just wanted to see what if felt like with a women please give me another chance sally looked like she was going to pass out from the shock of us fighting I thought oh good I do not have to kiss him its going just the way that I want it to go she will dump me after tonight , this ass turns around to me and says you better kiss me and make it good or else your not comming home tonight. I wanted to die at this point because like I said there were to fine looking chicks across from both of us she looked at me and I had to kiss him i was glad that we went some where were none of our friends would hang out she slapped me in the face and told me do not ever call me again . and left,I told her I will drive you home she told me get away from me you make me sick . we waited untill she left and both started laughing our asses off the two girls were watching us the whole time one girl came up to my friend and said very good act you two are not gay are you I said no but how did you know she said my brother is gay and when he fights with his lover they are brutle toward each other and the two of you were very bad actors but fooled her . we ended up taking them out that night and had a great time . I asked him did you have to kiss me he said yes or else my car would not have gotton fixed . shit I said i would have payed any way . just to get out of kissing you . was it worth it hell yes
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